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Bokuto: Here's a fun Christmas idea! We hang a mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you've to FIGHT whoever is under it.
Sakusa: Bokuto no.
Hinata: Mistlefoe.
Sakusa: Stop encouraging him.
Atsumu: If you fuck the person under it then it's mistlehoe-
Sakusa: MIYA ATSUMU.
Meian: Ah yes. A normal Christmas evening.
Kageyama: You. I'm taking you somewhere when I get home.
Hinata: Where and why?
Kageyama: The restaurant and because I want to.
Hinata: But I'm poor.
Kageyama: It's called a fucking date. I pay for you.
Hinata: Wait, is pink a fruit?
Tsukishima: What goes on inside your brain? I'm not even being mean, this time I'm genuinely curious.
Hinata: Wanna hear a joke?
Tsukishima: No.
Hinata: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Tsukishima, sighing: Why?
Hinata: To get to the idiots house. Knock knock.
Tsukishima: Who's there?
Hinata: The chicken.
Tsukishima: