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Having Sleep Paralysis

Satan: Oh shit! Back the fuck off! Or I'll fucking kill you! Oh yeah? Just wait till I can move and I'm not the only one getting paralyzed.

Belphegor: Wait I can't move. Oh what is that? Is that one of my murder victims coming to kill me..?

Asmodues: Why are you looking at me like a fucking pedophile?

Lucifer: Don't touch me. I don't like people touching me and do you clean your feet before coming In?

Mammon: I can't even sleep in peace without you breathing heavily you have asthma in the corner. Shut up!

Beelzebub: Go on. You want to die twice?

Leviathan: Oh it's you again?! If you don't stay the duck away I'm filling a restraining order against your 50 feet!