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The Doctors/Directors going through a haunted house.
DIRECTOR JACK BRIGHT: Wouldn't be scared at all. He is the one that takes the lead in the group actually. Wouldn't scream or become startled when a jumpscare happens either. He would just give the actors a slightly amused/unfazed look like: try again ;)
DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF: He wouldn't be scared but he would be annoyed with these actors constantly trying to scare him. And he hates being on his guard for too long. He looks annoyed at the end.
Gears had to stop him from shooting one of the actors earlier.
DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS: He is the one who almost everyone would use as a shield lol. He is just the right person for that. But he becomes a little annoyed whenever they shout or scream in his ear. Like, settle down. There is no reason to overreact like that. These are actors and none of it is real. Calm down. But at the same time, he is the one who would look after the other doctors to make sure they aren't doing anything that can get them into trouble. He knows how rowdy they can get during these kinds of events. Such a dad, I love him.
But other than that he would keep his composure and wouldn't become scared at all.
DOCTOR ICEBERG: He is going to lie to himself saying that he isn't going to get scared or anything. That none of this would get to him. But once a creepy ass clown jumpscares him, his soul would literally leave his body lol.
DOCTOR SIMON GLASS: He hates haunted houses. Hates it. He doesn't understand why people even enjoy it tbh. It is going to take a while for him to even consider entering the Haunted House at first. But when he does enter, he is going to hold on to anyone near him. And when a jumpscare happens he is going to clench onto the person tight... Would probably scream and then laugh at himself afterward.
DOCTOR AGATHA RIGHTS: She is the type to "accidentally" punch one of the actors because they were getting too close to her during a jumpscare.
DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI: He isn't fazed about it. In fact, he is annoyed too. He came here thinking that maybe these actors could get him scared but here he is annoyed instead. Such a waste smh...
SCP-073 (CAIN): Cain finds haunted houses a waste of time. He isn't a fan of it so it would take a while to even convince him to come. And that isn't because he is scared or anything but he just doesn't see the point in going to one. But when he does enter a haunted house, he is calm for the most part but would jump if something catches him off guard.
SCP-076 (ABLE): He finds it amusing that these "actors" try so hard to scare him... it brings a smile to his face. How pitiful... However, he will become angry when an actor does catch him off guard and makes him jump in fright. Then someone will have to hold him back
Headcanon: Which types of dates would the doctors/directors and brothers (Cain and Able) enjoy?
Any warning: No warning.
A/N: Just another headcanon. Enjoy it!!
DIRECTOR JACK BRIGHT:
Would totally enjoy a museum date. Whether it is an art museum, science museum, or even a historic museum. He would enjoy it.
DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF:
The shooting range. He likes shooting ranges and he says it somehow helps him relax (Idk đ).
He would be trying out so many different types of guns during their session. Knows almost every gun there too. He would like to play a little competitive game with his S/O during their session too.
Like who could get a higher amount of shots within fifteen minutes or something like that.
Oh! And if his S/O isnât familiar with guns or hasnât shot one in their life. Donât fret! Because they are going to learn today! He is actually a good teacher too! You would be shooting perfect headshots within hours because of his help. It is ridiculous tbh.
And you bet he is going to be buying you a gun before you guys leave. (if you want a gun that is.)
DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS:
Gears is a man that would enjoy a lunch date or coffee date.
But- if he is in the mood to treat his S/O. Like maybe he knows he is going to be extremely busy the coming week and wants to spend quality time with them beforehand. Then he would plan something romantic. Like a romantic dinner.
He would take his S/O to their favorite restaurant.
But at the same time, he would like to plan a romantic dinner at home too. He would actually prefer having it at home too. Since they would have more privacy. And he would be able to feel more relaxed.
Also, Gears knows how to be romantic when he wants to be. Will have you surprised.
However, he might sweep you off your feet with how romantic he is. He canât cook for shit lol.
So, he would just settle for ordering some take-out.
But maybe his S/O knows how to cook and steps in to cook for them. He would offer to help if they need any. It would just be him and S/O cooking together. He would enjoy it ;)
DOCTOR ICEBERG:
Likes library dates. Because he spends most of his time in the Site library. Does Site-19 even have a library? Probably. In my canon it does. That place is huge anyways lol. (That is if his S/O works for the Foundation too).
Ice skating. He is actually good at it too. Would help his S/O if they need any help. I can just Imagine his S/O holding onto him the entire time because they are afraid of falling lol.
DOCTOR SIMON GLASS:
Rollerskating.
But there are sometimes when Glass wants something simple so he would enjoy a movie date. Kind of like a Netflix & Chill? Just snuggling up close with his S/O and watching any movie they wanted.
DOCTOR AGATHA RIGHTS:
Rights enjoys going to theatres or watching musical plays.
Or sometimes settle for a cute coffee date.
Zoo dates. She loves zoo dates! She likes seeing so many animals, petting them, and chatting with her S/O. It helps her forget about her difficult job for a while and just enjoy life.
DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI:
It may not seem like it but Kondraki does have an interest in classical music. So, maybe going to a musical play??? But it has to have some classical music for him to really enjoy it.
He also likes going to painting galleries or art museums too.
SCP-073 (CAIN):
He would just take his S/O to an Amusement Park. It would be so fun too! He would be winning so many prizes for them and spoiling them with food. Goes on any ride that they want.
Or sometimes likes studying date. It is relaxing and they can get work done while spending some time with each other.
SCP-076-2(ABLE):
Hmmm... He would enjoy doing something athletic with his S/O. He likes staying active. Maybe do some training sessions. He would enjoy teaching them a new fighting technique. Or would just like working out with them.
Hiking too if he is in an adventurous mood.
Headcanon: Which of the doctors/directors would enjoy cuddling.
Any warning: No warning.
A/N: Just another headcanon. I hope you enjoy it!!
DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF: Donât bring any of that weird shit here. He isnât a fan of it and wouldnât do it.
DIRECTOR JACK BRIGHT: Another one who doesn't like cuddles. He wouldnât entertain it either. If his S/O is cold then here is a blanket but.... other than that he isnât going to cuddle anyone.
DOCTOR SIMON GLASS: He isnât typically the affectionate type that would cuddle. But if his S/O wanted some love and cuddles from him then who is he to deny them? But then while theyâre cuddling, he begins to realize how he really enjoys having them close to him⊠just holding them in his arms makes him feel relaxed and happy⊠They should really do this more often.
DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI: Sure! Come cuddle with him. He likes it when his S/O wants to be close to him. But do not try to do any of that cute shit when cuddling with him. Donât try to tickle him, kiss him a lot, play with his beard or hair, or anything like that. He doesnât like it. Just cuddle. That is all.
DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS: No. Just no. Leave him out of that.
DOCTOR ICEBERG: Yes! Come and cuddle with him! He wants it! He needs it! But while he would enjoy cuddling with his S/O he wouldnât be the one to indicate it. And this has more to do with the issue of his body temperature than being prideful or awkward. Yeah, this man has an abnormal body temperature where he is cold constantly⊠and whoever touches him would (obviously) feel how cold he is. He is used to it by now but he is afraid to make his S/O cold and uncomfortable. But if his S/O was adamant about it and really wanted to cuddle with him then he is going to give in. Maybe they can take out a blanket and cover it over his body then they can climb on top of him. He would love that! His face would flush red and he wouldnât be able to keep eye contact with them. Too busy worrying if he is making them cold. He would try and enjoy the cuddling but fail because his mind keeps going back to being paranoid of his body temperature. His brain would be like: Is this a comfortable position? Are they comfortable with my hands touching them? Are they getting cold? Should I get another blanket? He is a mess! Expectantly his S/O would notice how he is acting and reassure him that they are alright⊠and to just relax.
DOCTOR AGATHA RIGHTS: Yeah, she wants some cuddles from her S/O. Give her some affection!
SCP-073 (CAIN): Sure why not! He isn't one that is affectionate most of the time but he does like having his S/O close to him some days... Just relaxing together in his room. It helps him relax more as well.
SCP-076 (ABLE): Do not cuddle him. He would feel like his S/O is invading his personal space. He doesn't like them too close. Sorry. And also he doesn't understand the reason for it. Like what is the purpose of cuddling with someone?? Sounds foreign to him tbh..
Headcanon: Which of the doctors/directors and the brothers (Cain and Able) would enjoy Squid Games.
Any warning: Mention of violence and blood. But nothing serious.
A/N: A very short headcanon. There will be more soon.
DIRECTOR JACK BRIGHT: 100% would watch it. He is actually the one recommending others to watch it so he could have another person to talk to about it.
DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF: At first, he would only agree to watch it because of the bloodshed (he likes horror films) but would come to enjoy the show in the end.
DOCTOR ICEBERG: He loves it!
DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS: Iceberg was actually the one who forced him into watching the show. He was uninterested at first but then starts getting into it, he would actually make guesses on who would win the games at the end. And his guess was correct!
DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI: He is the one that is kind of late to watch it lol. Like a month late.
DOCTOR SIMON GLASS: Didn't pay it much attention until he decided to watch it one evening because most of his patients wouldn't stop talking about it during their therapy sessions lol.
SCP-073 (CAIN): He and Iris actually had a movie night together to binge-watch it after Bright wouldn't stop talking about it in the Cafe earlier.
SCP-076 (ABLE): He only liked watching it because of the violence. Other than that everything else in the show is irrelevant to him.
Are they night owls or early birds?
ANY WARNING: Just mention trouble sleeping. Some swearing.
A/N: I swear I am not dead... just trying to get back to writing. I kind of went ghost of a couple of months... and I am sorry. Wasn't my intention. But I had some personal issues going on... couldn't write for a while as a result of it. I am back now! And I swear I am working on the two requests I received. Both are going to be posted very soon so watch out for that. And I am also working on other headcanons and imagines that I am very excited to share with you guys. This one has been in my google docs for too long and decided to finish it today. I really do appreciate the patience :)
I hope you enjoy this boring headcanon lol.
DIRECTOR JACK BRIGHT: Hmm... night owl considering how much work he gets done during the night. But that isn't to say that he doesn't get anything done during the day. Because he does. But he just prefers doing more work at nighttime since he can't easily fall asleep. And he needs something to do until he feels sleepy. It is a bit weird too because it is like he gains so much energy during nighttime. He would be finishing projects, documents, and some leftover paperwork that his assistant left for him to do. (Which are months late btw). While binge-watching some Netflix series. Will probably order something to eat online... (if a store is open and he is hungry). And reply to late e-mails. He wouldn't even feel himself getting tired or worn out until like three in the freaking morning. Then he would finally fall asleep. However, he would only sleep for a few hours before waking up for work.
*Also, Bright would sometimes fall asleep but then wake up again and has a hard time falling back asleep... and he hates it! Because he feels so tired... but just can't sleep... it is like his mind wouldn't let him rest. He was once concerned that he was affected by SCP-966 but realized that it was just his insomnia like usual.
DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF: Early bird. He likes to wake up early in the morning like at six (which is pretty normal) however he can't wake up earlier than that. That is hell for him lol... He also has trouble sleeping yet always wakes up early in the morning... which is quite impressive tbh...
DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS: He can be a bit of both. But he is definitely leaning more towards a night owl due to his difficulty staying asleep as well. He does suffer from insomnia too. Gears has grown accustomed to it by now so he would spend his night reading a book or reviving files until he feels sleepy. But there is also a part of him that wakes up very early in the morning despite his restless night. Like at five and he is ready to start his day.
DOCTOR ICEBERG: Oh definitely a night owl. He is the one making so much fucking noise in the kitchen during the nighttime trying to make himself a simple sandwich...
DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI: Another night owl. He enjoys staying up late in the night when everyone else is already asleep. He will probably go outside to the porch and smoke a bit... take a walk if he is in the mood for it. He does really like taking night walks since there aren't people outside and he hates interacting with people lol. A walk without talking to people and just enjoying the night sky would make him very happy tbh...
DOCTOR AGATHA RIGHTS: Early bird. Even if she stayed up very late last night she is still going to wake up early the next day. It is kind of like a habit of hers.
SCP-073 (CAIN): Definitely an early bird. He wakes up very early in the morning as well and gets things done. He doesn't even need an alarm clock to wake him up either. He just wakes up early...
SCP-076-2(ABLE): He isn't an early bird or night owl. But sort of in between... Like there were days when he would wake up early and is very productive. He gets things done like his older brother. And doesn't seem tired at all. But then there were other days when he would stay up really late. Doing whatever keeps him busy instead of sleeping because he isn't sleepy just yet. Those are the lonely nights when his mind wouldn't shut off and he needs a distraction until he feels tired. In addition to that, he also likes taking short naps throughout the day. It doesnât matter if he slept early or late last night. He still wants his naps. And he is going to take his naps. He is like a cat when taking his naps too. He can literally fall asleep anywhere, on a tree, chair, couch, or table. All he needs is a quiet place and he is all set. He sometimes prefers taking naps with a small blank and pillow when on the couch. He doesn't use the pillow to rest his head but instead likes holding it in his arms while sleeping. And he would cover the blanket over himself completely.
AND DO. NOT. WAKE HIM UP. He is going to be very annoyed and just glare at you if you dare to wake him up. So, just leave him to take his nap. And besides, he is a bit of a heavy sleeper so it is going to take some effort in waking him up. Aside from that, Able is.... cute when he is sleeping tbh... like oh my god this man just looks so comfortable AND CUTE! HOLDING ONTO HIS PILLOW TIGHTLY! JUST SNOOZING. Idk it is just heartwarming to see a guy that can literally tear you to shreds sleep so peacefully and look cute. A rare sight if I am being honest lol.
Bonus: His S/O would probably be tempted to take a picture of him when he is napping. They can if they want to. But they have to make sure that they don't let him see the picture on their phone later on. He would literally demand them to delete it lol...
Headcanon: Their S/O giving them the silent treatment.
Any warning: Some swearing.
A/N: Just another headcanon.
DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF: At first Clef is confused about what they are upset about. Like he is lost at what he did. What did he do? Was it something he said? Most likely this dude has no filter.
They are going to have to tell him what they are upset about because he generally has no clue. This morning alone he did like fifty things that has half of the scientific department and ethics committee angry at him. So, list off what he did wrong or what he said. But realistically speaking he wouldnât pay it much mind either. He is just going to continue doing this thing until they are talking to him again.
But be warned when they do finally come around, there will be a cocky smirk on his face as he looks up from his computer. Most likely would make a snarky remark about how they are finally speaking to him again and over their âimmature act.â
DIRECTOR JACK BRIGHT: Bright is likely to notice the second his S/O is upset with him. He just knows them well and knows when they are pissed off. Most likely Bright did something regarding an SCP and almost got himself and other researchers killed. (Even though it may not seem like it, it wasnât his intention to do that. He doesnât believe in unnecessarily costing people their lives). So, he understands why they would be upset and would give them a few hours to cool off. The last thing he wants is to piss them off even more. And he doesnât want to cause a scene at work and prefers not to ruin their reputation at work as well. So, he would give them their space. Additionally, he wouldnât want to smother them so he lets off for a bit. But once he notices that the silent treatment is continuing and they arenât speaking to him he becomes internally irritated.
Like are they really going to start ignoring him now? Just like that? To him, he sees it as immature and a childish tactic, to be honest. Now Bright may not seem like the most mature person with all the shit he does in the Foundation. Most people would think he is incapable of being mature and serious. But when it comes to his relationship, family, close friends, and how he deals with things internally. It is serious to him. He doesnât play around with that. He begins to think to himself like: why canât they just come and speak with them like adults? Why are they just avoiding him and the situation? He knows he should at least try to talk to them and he does. But after getting no replies from them, he becomes visibly annoyed and walks away. If they want to continue acting that way then that is fine but he wouldnât participate any longer⊠When they are ready to talk like adults he will be in his office⊠And when they do finally come around and speak with Bright. His usual (yet rare) soft smile he has whenever he sees them wouldnât be visible. He would have a stoic expression on his face and would let them speak but⊠would also voice his opinion when they are done. He will let them know that he doesnât entertain the whole silent treatment thing although he will say he understands why they did it. And would promise not to aggressively endanger his life or others the next time during an experiment.
DOCTOR SIMON GLASS: Oh NO! Donât do this to him! He would also feel irritated since he sees it as an immature act but wouldn't overreact. Like yeah, the fight must have really upset them if they are giving him the silent treatment. So, he would just give them space to cool down. And also, having his S/O give him the silent treatment would make him feel a bit anxious because he generally hates fights. Makes him feel bad too... but he knows that they are going to come around sooner or later.
DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI: Oh, you wanna give him the silent treatment? Fine! He has work to do anyway so who cares⊠He does a lot. But once he sees they arenât coming to his office at all or havenât called him he becomes irritated. Like what the fuck?! Are they just going to ignore him that easily?! He would literally march to their office. He doesnât care. And confront them about it. Just tell him what is going on so, he can try to fix it and make things betterâŠ.
DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS ("COG"): Gears is another one who would know when his S/O is angry with him. He is intuitive like that. He would first try speaking with them. He knows it is a bit futile but he still tries. And when they don't give a reply. He just sighs to himself and walks away. I mean what else can he do? They are angry and refuse to communicate with him. What is he supposed to do? Follow them around like a lost puppy? Trying to coax them into speaking with him? No. The latter would most likely just anger them even more. And he isn't going to make himself look like a fool just so they can speak to him again. He would give them space and wouldn't think much about it further. When they are ready to talk then they already know where to find him.
SCP-073 (Cain): He is slightly annoyed at them for giving him the silent treatment but knows to not let it affect him that much. He knows they are just angry and need to cool down. So, he would let them cool down. And wouldn't want to upset them more by trying to make them talk. So, he would just stay away for a while before choosing to approach them.
SCP-076 (Able): He is infuriated. He doesn't like being ignored. He would take that as an act of being disrespected and would lose his temper quickly⊠And it wouldn't end well⊠Don't do itâŠ
Headcanon: how would the Directors/Doctors and SCPs (Cain and Able) act when drunk.
Any warning: Just some swearing. Intoxication. Some sadness for Gears but it isn't anything too severe. Slight mention of depression.
A/N: Just another headcanon. This was in my google docs for months!
DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF:
He starts off as the typical happy drunk. He is laughing, partying, drinking, and enjoying himself. But as he continues to drink then he would turns into a reckless/aggressive drunk. You would have to stop him from starting fights with someone tbh. He is ready to throw down with anyone at any time that dares to provoke him. Or if anyone is trying to start anything with his fellow doctors. He is ready to fight anyone for them too. He just wants to fight anyone when possible tbh.
*Once punched a guy who turned out to be a GOC agent and a whole bar brawl started because of that. None of them are allowed back in that club after that.
DIRECTOR BRIGHT JACK:
He is, of course, the life of the party. (Next to Kondraki and Clef).
He would be fun to be around (at first) that is. Makes everyone laugh, and encourages more drinking and dancing. But then Kondraki would challenge him into doing more shots together. In which both of them will become even more intoxicated and reckless. He would begin thinking that he is somehow invincible and starts doing some dangerous stunts. Like, trying to dance on the bar stand or jumping over tables.
Wouldn't listen to a word you're saying when you try telling him to calm down a bit either. He is like a man child lol. Then he would proceed to run away from you because "he is just trying to have some fun!!"
And he is hella fast too. So, good luck trying to catch him. You are probably going to lose him in the crowd.
Also, he just disappears for a while too lol... no one would see him for a while. Until suddenly everyone (in the club) hears a very drunk and loud voice trying to speak over the microphone. And the voice sounds a bit familiar... and of course, it's him.
This motherfucker somehow made it on stage. Not wearing a shirt, speaking some nonsense in the microphone. Even the DJ looks confused asf.
DOCTOR CHARLES GEARS:
First, whoever convinced Gears to drink... wow... kudos to them. He almost never drinks. He is not a fan of alcohol and doesn't like how it makes him feel. So, he just prefers to not drink. It would take some convincing to actually have him take some drinks too.
But he is definitely the quiet type of drunk. For the first few drinks, he would be fine but after (six) more drinks, he would feel the effects. He becomes very quiet. Quieter than usual. He would stare intensely at his glass cup or into space with an intense expression on his face. Which is entirely different from his usual stoic expression. You would think that he is probably contemplating something very serious due to his facial expression. But he isn't. He is just thinking about the dreadful migraine he is going to have tomorrow morning. The annoying hangover... starts regretting his decision for even coming to the bar... he even debates on just leaving now... It isn't like the others can even stop him from leaving either.
Gears is the type of guy who would sit calmly in the background while a whole bar brawl is happening. He isn't going to become involved in that nonsense. He isn't in the mood to stop fighting either lol. He is just trying to enjoy his drink. Let him enjoy his drink. But- if someone dared to try and punch him or start anything with him then he wouldn't hesitate to pull up lol.
It may not seem like it but he knows how to mess someone up but just prefers not to. He doesn't like to revert to violence. However, if a person thinks that they can just start something with him for no reason and that he isn't going to do anything about it... they got another thing coming...
Bonus: There are other times when he does drink (and depending on how many drinks he has) he can become very depressed. He just starts thinking about his life⊠the choices he has made and his job⊠and everything just starts to bum him out tbh. He wouldn't voice it to others as well since he doesn't want to bum them out or scare them.
DOCTOR ICEBERG:
Becomes so affectionate. Not the affectionate type that is trying to kiss you or anything like that. But the affectionate type to talk about how much he appreciates you. And how much you mean to him. How of a great friend you are to him. And just how special you are. He just wants to shower you with the appreciation you deserve... okay?? Just let him. Even though it is just him repeating himself several times. Let him talk. He isn't going to stop talking if you told him either way.
Would give you so many hugs too. Just out of nowhere.
He is such a happy little bean!! Such a cutie!!!
But then he stops taking so many drinks and says that he just has to "lay down for a moment..." then falls asleep on his seat. And is probably going to sleep for a while. You may be wondering how the hell can he sleep with so much noise around him?? Who the fuck knows...
So, just keep an eye on him so he doesn't land on his head when he falls eventually.
DOCTOR SIMON GLASS:
Oh... Glass lol.
He is also one who doesn't enjoy drinking much as well so he would tell himself that he is going to only be having three drinks. Only three drinks. Then he is going home. That is it. But then he is convinced forced to continue drinking by Clef and Kondraki. (Who are such enablers!) And then those three drinks turn into ten drinks. And before he knows it, he is on the dance floor with Rights with more drinks in his hands.
He is also the "I am not drunk!" type who refuses to admit that he is intoxicated.
Oddly too even when he is drunk, he is still able to hold solid conversations with others. Like, he is self-aware enough to give someone great advice when they ask for it. You would find him at the bar stand giving the bartender a whole freaking therapy session while asking for more drinks.
DOCTOR AGATHA RIGHTS:
Yeah, she can be a handful when intoxicated lol. (Not as bad as the guys but best to keep an eye on her as the night continues).
Things would start at the bar stand, you would have to stop her from mixing drinks. She would claim that she is trying to make it taste better but that is total bullshit. And she doesn't even drink it either like she would take one sip of it and see how disgusting or weird tasting it is and try to coax one of the guys to drink it.
*Poor Iceberg didn't know what it was and drank it. Nearly throw up because of it⊠He just start gagging.
No matter how persuasive she may seem DO NOT DRINK ANYTHING SHE HANDS YOU!! It is just a disgusting drink she mixed... not worth it.
Even the bartender told her to stop mixing drinks but she then snapped at them like: Fuck off! I used to be a chemist for two years and I know what I'm fucking doing! She's a messâŠ
But there are other times when she would want to dance. And if she has her S/O with her then she is going to drag them onto the dance floor. She wants to dance with them. And she isn't going to take no as an answer. Just dance with her.
DOCTOR BEN KONDRAKI:
He is the one who is ALWAYS FIGHTING THE BOUNCER FOR SOME REASON! It is quite impressive how easily he got into that fight tbh... he doesn't even have to try... It is like he actually looks forward to fighting the bouncer... smh...
SCP-073 (CAIN):
Such a lightweight. He becomes drunk after like three shots. It is kind of amusing a little to see how easily he can become intoxicated lol.
He becomes so happy and bubbly. Cain is usually a calm and collected person who rarely becomes overly enthusiastic about things. So, when he is intoxicated, you're going to see a different side of Cain. He is going to be laughing at random shit. Starts talking very loud too.
But as he continues drinking then he can become a bit reckless. So, Able would have to actively stop him from making bad decisions.
*Able would also become slightly annoyed with having to practically babysit his older brother but surprisingly doesn't lose his temper with him. He would just easily take away the drinks from him. Yet, Cain is always somehow finding more...
He will literally threaten the bartender if they continue serving him drinks.
Meanwhile, Iris is the one giving him more drinks behind Able's back.
Even though he repeatedly told her to stop giving him more. He ends up finding out later on and starts lecturing her for being such an enabler.
By the end of the night, Able and Kondraki had to practically carry him out of the bar. He wasn't able to walk on his own. The next day you will find Able chastising both Iris and his older brother for drinking so recklessly. Cain is nursing his split headache on the couch. And Iris is lying on the floor trying to nurse her own hangover.
SCP-076-2 (ABLE):
He isn't a lightweight like his older brother. He is able to handle his alcohol pretty well. He would be taking shots left and right but it wouldn't affect him just yet. After probably ten drinks then he would feel it. However... alcohol doesn't affect Able in the normal sense.
Alcohol makes him somehow... calm?? It's weird. But drinking just makes him calmer.
Typically, he can be this sometimes hard-ass or a grumpy person who rarely socializes with others. That is our typical Able... But once he is drunk he becomes more laidback. He is smiling, laughing, and socializing with others. Telling a few funny stories too. And doesn't seem angry at all.
It can be surreal to see this completely different side of Able. It is kind of nice to see too...
He stops being grumpy. He becomes a little easygoing too. But he is still self-aware. He wouldn't do anything stupid or reckless while drunk so you wouldn't have to look after him.
Able doesn't turn into the aggressive/reckless drunk either. He is kind of the happy/relaxed type of drunk. He is going to loosen up a bit but not too much like the others do.
Bonus: He has this tendency to switch languages while talking to someone at times. Kind of became a natural habit of his. But he knows not to do it often (because it can confuse people so he doesn't do it too much when sober but when he is drunk, he doesn't even consider it). He would be telling you a story about something that he claims is funny when suddenly he changes languages mid-sentence. He would be like: You should have been there, Y/N, it was -switches languages mid-sentence-
Like you can somehow suddenly understand Ancient Sumerian...
And you're just standing trying to understand what he is saying but to no avail. When you do tell him that you can't understand what he is trying to say he gives you this annoyed look and says: ..have you not been listening to me, Y/N?! You know- the- and switches languages again...
*However, Able would spend most of his time keeping an eye on his older brother too. Because he knows how Cain becomes when drunk. He doesn't want his older brother to blackout or make bad decisions when intoxicated. He knows how of a lightweight his brother is and tries to look out for him.
Such a caring and considerate younger brotherâŠđ„șbut he would never admit it lol.
Headcanon: SWF Alphabet Headcanon.
A/N - I always wanted to do the Alphabet headcanon so here it goes! I hope you enjoy it!
Trigger warnings - This headcanon does contain abandonment issues, self-hatred, and overworking. There is some angst on Clef's part so watch out for that.
P.S. - If anyone is thinking of sending in a request then please make sure it is a headcanon. I am only writing for headcanon for a bit since I am already working on a couple of side stories that I really want to focus on and two scenarios that are wayyy overdue. So, if you want to request make sure it is a headcanon. And make sure to be specific and very patient when requesting a headcanon. Thanks! :)
*Also, I decided to add Cimmerian to the mix... he is sort of growing on me and he isn't written about as much so I wanted to give him some attention.
P.S.S - For the two people who requested a scenario a very long time ago I am thinking of just converting the scenario request into a headcanon. At this point, I am REALLY struggling with writing actual scenarios and I don't want to keep you guys waiting because it has been TOO LONG. And it is unfair. But anyway yeah. Those two will be out soon. I am sorry again for taking so long to complete them.
Characters: Doctor Jeremiah Cimmerian, Director Alto Clef, and Doctor Iceberg.
P = Patience (How easily do they get angry?)
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they like receiving hugs? How do their hugs feel like?)
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
X= Xtra (Random Headcanon about them).
DIRECTOR ALTO CLEF:
P = Patience: He used to be very impatient in his early years. Letting his anger get the best of him but he has matured throughout the years. Now he is relatively calm most of the time. And doesn't let things get him easily irritated.
He would have moments where he could be grumpy due to things going awry or people not listening to him. Then he would be really annoyed but wouldn't lose his patience and get angry like he used to.
U = Ugly: Oh, definitely his self-hatred. It is a serious thing that he struggles with and hides from others. It may not seem like it because of the way he portrays himself and his behaviors but it is still there. And it does surface sometimes and will become a problem because of the ways it comes to the surface and how he refuses help from others.
He knows that he does struggle with self-hatred but he doesn't want to do anything to help improve himself or receive help. He would prefer dealing with it on his own and distancing himself for a bit. He knows it is unfair and can cause issues in his close relationships with others but he doesn't want to make the effort to change. It really disheartening and concerning.
He also suffers from low self-esteem as well. And he does have other ugly traits and habits by the way.
H = Hugs: Okay, hugging does sound a bit too sentimental for him and he would NEVER try hugging his S/O (at first) so they should have to be the one to try to hug him first. The first time they do hug him he is going to be startled and shocked and wouldn't know what to do.
He wouldn't push them away or anything but would be going to take a minute for him to come to his senses lol.
He doesn't try reciprocating the hug either and just stands there like ummm.... with his arms on his sides.
But after a few seconds, he does allow his muscles to relax and he slowly wraps his strong arms around them. And hold them close to him. And honestly being held by Clef like that in such an intimate way would feel so... comforting. It would feel so good to be held by him.
There would be a feeling of protection (and appreciation) when hugging him for the first time. He would give off this feeling that says "I would never let anything touch you or harm you when you are in my arms" and shit it would be so sentimental and comforting. Even he would be shook like where the fuck did this feeling come from???
But he would come around and feel more comfortable hugging them from then on. He does like picking them up while they are hugging and he does it easily too. He is very strong so it is no issue lol. He likes the surprised yelp they make when he picks them up. And it would be so sudden too so it is bound to surprise them.
The gif below is definitely the kind of hugs he gives.
But hugging is ONLY reserved for his S/O tbh, not his close friends. He would allow his friends to hug him if they really needed it or if he wanted to try to comfort them. He isn't really good at comforting people so he will reluctantly hug them to show that he does care. But those only happen on rare occasions.
F = Fiance(e): He is sort of intimidated by marriage. Marriage is NOT something that would come easily to him. In fact, he would prefer to keep his relationship the way it is than get into marriage.
The truth to why he feels intimidated by marriage is because of his past experiences with relationships and this inner fear of completely opening up to someone and getting into a serious commitment like marriage. Then they REALLY see him as who he truly is and reject him or worse come to resent him for his ways.
And his own abandonment issues do come to play a factor in this.
As far as he could remember he was always alone and never had anyone to rely on. So, to has to completely allow himself to rely on someone else and open up to them even more. That is what intimidates and that is what he makes him run from.
Clef has been hurt before. He has been used and manipulated before. He has opened himself up to someone before and just got hurt as a result and he is scared that it is going to happen again. And he has had people walk out on him and leave because they have seen him in his darkest moments and didn't want to deal with him. So, they just left, and what if his S/O does the same after getting married? What if come to resent him?
To him getting married invites so much uncertainty that it scares him. Getting married is a very serious commitment (not to say that he doesn't think that his current relationship isn't serious enough) but to him, marriage is a whole other level of commitment. And he doesn't feel like he would ever feel ready for that. He becomes a little anxious thinking about marriage and what the future holds.
And in addition to this, after marriage does typically come with kids. He knows it isn't always like that but still having kids one day is a no for him tbh.
He doesn't even know where to start with being a proper parent or role model for the child because he NEVER had any person like that in his life. He was always alone. He knows that he would have a S/O there to help and guide him throughout the process but still... there will always be this fear of failing as a father that lingers in the back of his mind. He wouldn't be able to brush it off easily either.
And also he knows how unfair it would be to bring a child into the world where he KNOWS he will be lacking in some areas and not be a proper father figure to his child. So, he isn't willing to jump into that.
X= Xtra (Random Headcannon about them): At first, he didn't even know how to play the ukulele. He just did it to annoy people but later on, decided to learn how to play it properly. And after some trial and error, he learned how to play it properly, and knows how to play several songs with it. When he is alone in his office, he would play a few tunes to himself.
DOCTOR JEREMIAH CIMMERIAN:
P = Patience: He is a patient guy. Probably the most patient than the other two. He tends to push down his frustration because he knows it wouldn't do any good to get angry easily. But he does have his moments where he will become snarky when he feels annoyed with someone. But that is more with being annoyed than getting angry.
So, he isn't an angry person.
U = Ugly: Hmmm... (I remember the actual writer for Dr. Cimmerian's character mentioned this in passing and I wanna run with it. And do agree with him so why not). He can be petty to those who have wronged him. He has a hard time letting things go. And he doesn't let sleeping dogs lay. He knows it is childish but he can not help himself from acting on his pettiness sometimes. It isn't anything too bad or toxic but he will act on it.
But his pettiness is more subtle than in your face. So, it wouldn't be apparent most of the time.
H = Hugs: Okay, he does like hugs and would gladly hug his S/O whenever they would like. As for his close friends, it depends on the person but he will give a hug if it is someone he cares for. And it looks like they need some comfort from a friend.
F = Fiance(e): He didn't think much about getting married tbh. It just wasn't something that he considered would happen to him so he didn't give it much thought. But I mean if he found someone who made him very happy and who could tolerate him and his corny puns then why not? He would also want to make sure that his S/O was on board too. So, yeah.
X= Xtra (random headcannon about them): He never really told anyone how he actually got his burnt scars and he kind of wants to keep it that way. He doesn't see the reason to tell anyone the real story behind it. His burned scars are from his past and he wants that to stay in his past.
DOCTOR ICEBERG:
P = Patience: He is not someone who gets angry easily. It takes him a while to get angry but he does lose his patience and tends to get annoyed easily when he feels like things are going slow. So, he can become impatient and it would just result in him being visibly annoyed. Like he wouldn't have an issue in telling the person sitting at the reception desk who is taking centuries to do something to him to hurry the fuck up tbh.
He has no chill when he loses his patience with people.
U = Ugly: His awful sleeping schedule. To be fair, however, he isn't the only one guilty of having a poor sleeping schedule since almost everyone working for the Foundation (especially high-ranking personnel) do not have a perfect sleeping schedule. But Iceberg tends to overdo it. He barely lets himself get proper sleep at night. He lets his mind wander about work and all that and he ends up staying up all night thinking. It wouldn't always happen but it does when he is working on a big project and his anxiety gets the best of him. He overthinks everything about the upcoming deadline and how much progress he has made.
He does overwork himself too much as well. He does more than what is expected of him and some days he even goes overboard and ends up neglecting his own health. And that is when someone needs to be there to pull him back to reality. To force him to calm down and take a break.
H = Hugs: Sure! He would like receiving and giving hugs. It could either be from his S/O or a friend. He is fine with it.
F = Fiance(e): Yes, he would want to marry someone one day. And even start a family. But that would be when he is completely certain that he is done with the Foundation and retires. He wouldn't be able to see himself still employed by the Foundation while trying for a family with his partner. It would be too stressful for him to handle. So, he would prefer just waiting until he retires and leaves the Foundation.
X= Xtra (Random Headcannon about them): He loves playing with the eye pods SCPs whenever he has some free time. He would invite them into his office and he would play with them. It makes him so happy! Seeing how happy the eye pods are and them jumping around and snuggling with it. It makes him so happy and helps him to remember to take things easy sometimes. And despite being told countless times by his superiors to NOT let himself become attached to them. HE CAN'T HELP IT! THEY ARE SO ADORABLE!! HE LOVES THEM SO MUCH!
Headcanons:
Here is the complete headcanons that I have written for the SCP universe currently. It should be working properly but if it is not please let me know so I can fix it. There will obviously be more added into this masterlist as I continue writing more. I am currently only doing headcanons but scenarios and dabbles will be coming soon once I get the motive to get back to them.
Headcanon: SWF Alphabet Headcanon.
Random Headcanons For Some of The Directors/Doctors/SCPs'.
Characters: Director Jack Bright. Doctor Charles Gears. (Renewed).
JUST A SHORT HEADCANON OF DIRECTOR BRIGHT AND DOCTOR GEARS. A FEM S/O. NFSW Content.
Headcanon: how would the Directors/Doctors and SCPs (Cain and Able) act when drunk.
Headcanon: Their S/O giving them the silent treatment.
Are they night owls or early birds?
Headcanon: Which of the doctors/directors and the brothers (Cain and Able) would enjoy Squid Games.
Headcanon: Which of the doctors/directors would enjoy cuddling.
Headcanon: Which types of dates would the doctors/directors and brothers (Cain and Able) enjoy?
The Doctors/Directors going through a haunted house.
Headcanon: Would they want to have kids?
Any warnings: A little sadness since there are mentions of childhood trauma. But it isn't anything serious.
Director Alto Clef:
No, kids for Clef. He knows he would be unfit to be a proper father to the child.
There are some qualities necessary in becoming a parent and raising a child and he is lacking in those qualities. He knows this. And he knows that he isn't going to be changing anytime soon so why bring a child into the world to only later be negligent of the child's emotional needs? And end up becoming an absent father in their lives?
He doesn't want to repeat the cycle that his parents did to him. How his parents just abandoned him when he was a child.
Not to say that he is going to be a deadbeat father or terrible to his child but he isn't going to have the best influence on a child tbh.
He has his own shortcomings that will impact his relationship with his child. In the end, it will only hurt his child, so it would be better to not have any kids to begin with.
Director Jack Bright:
No, kids for Bright either. Bright never really wanted children to begin with. He told himself at a young age that he wouldn't have kids and as he grew up that notion grew stronger and he prefers staying childless.
First off, his immortality isn't what made him choose not to have kids. He wouldn't lie. That fear of outliving his own children and family does play in the back of his mind but that isn't the only factor at play. To put it simply, Bright doesn't want the responsibility of being a parent.
He knows how big of a responsibility it is to become a parent. It is not easy being a parent.
There are already things in his life that need his absolute attention and that he needs to keep track of. He already has people that he has to look after and care for. He knows he can't shoulder becoming a parent one day and honestly, he doesn't want to.
In addition to that, IF he knew to have a child then he would be constantly worrying about the child's safety and health. There is so much that could happen to them and he knows he can't always be there to protect his child. The world is known to be ugly and unforgiving (especially this one). And with all that uncertainty it is unsettling to him. Makes him feel so anxious and nauseous just thinking about it. He can not handle it. He can't.
Bonus: due to his upbringing and how his parent were to him, it left Bright with an internal fear of becoming like his parents once he has a child. He is scared that he is going to traumatize his child just like his parents did to him. Maybe he is going to put his unresolved trauma onto his child. That he is going to let his child down and disappoint him like his parents did many times.
Doctor Charles Gears:
He is another one who doesn't want children as well. Gears is a man who is so occupied by work that maintaining a proper relationship with his S/O can sometimes get difficult so bringing a child into his life would only complicate things even more. It is irresponsible and stupid to have a child in his case. So, he wouldn't want one.
And, Gears is a workaholic. He is someone who prefers working constantly as his lifestyle. He likes to stay busy. The family life isn't appealing to him. He doesn't want to stay home caring for a child and having to put his work on hold for the child. And while this may sound insensitive it's how he feels.
Doctor Ben Kondraki:
Yeah sure, he would like to have children one day. He would like to become a father. And he would actually make the time to spend with his children and put in the effort to be there for his children whenever they needed something.
If his children need anything from him he is like a call away. Just call him and he is there.
And he is generally good at raising children too. He knows that you have to have A LOT of patience in handling kids. He is the chill and cool kind of dad. The father you can go to with anything.
He does like messing with/playing around with his kids sometimes. He finds it amusing how easily annoyed they can get with him.
Doctor Iceberg:
Yes⊠he would probably have kids⊠but it would be later on in his life when he retired from the Foundation. When he is living a comfortable life away from all the crazy. When he is more content with his life then he would like to have kids. But while he is still employed by the Foundation is a big no for him. He already has enough going on that takes most of his time and energy.
Doctor Agatha Rights:
She would be a bit hesitant (at first) about beginning a family. Because on the one hand, she probably would like to settle down and become a mother one day. But at the same time, she does doubt her capability of being a mother. Motherhood can be difficult so she wants to make sure that it is at a time when she is completely certain and ready (and wants to make sure her S/O is ready as well.)
So, she would wait a long time before deciding to start a family. It is a yes for her but give her time to think about it.
SCP-073 (Cain):
Cain doesn't want to have kids. And it isn't because he believes that he would be a bad father to his child. Or anything like that. He is actually pretty good with children. And he finds them to be adorable and knows how to handle them however it is still going to be a no for him. For Cain, it is because he doesn't see the purpose of having children. To him, he doesn't see it as something he needs in his life.
Or something he wants in his life.
Like, this man has walked the face of the earth for thousands of years and then some, and he can say for certain that having a child isn't for him. He just doesn't see the reason to have any kids.
He considers his life to be fine the way it is. And wants to keep it this way.
SCP-076-2 (Able):
Just like his brother, he wouldn't want to have kids either.
But for Able it is because he knows kids can be little shits sometimes and he doesn't want to deal with that tbh. He doesn't want to deal with what fatherhood brings in. He doesn't want to raise any kids. He doesn't want to deal with the hassle that comes with raising children. He isn't up for that. There are things in life Able isn't willing to tolerate and having kids is one of them.
And this isn't to say that he hates children or anything like that. He just prefers not to deal with children because he doesn't want to.
He knows kids can be rowdy sometimes and difficult to handle. Kids are known to act that way and it is normal for them. Because that's how kids are. He knows all that and understands it and that is precisely the reason why he doesn't want kids.
POV you're loved by a whole ecosystem, a thousand moving parts all cradling you, the flowers turn to get a glimpse at you and the bug won't bite your skin out of respect
The wonderful Dr. Hive was made by @handsome-john ! I am. So fucking normal about them and their relationship with Gears. SO yuri. If you want to know more about them John is writing an amazing fic about their lore: Lose Yourself - Chapter 1 - Phoenix_Write - SCP Foundation [Archive of Our Own]
A bad date? Don't worry Jack is here
Lionberg
@dilfsrdestructive sent me this image and I immediately scrambled to draw something SKDJSK
@dilfsrdestructive found yet another picture for me to draw over
SCiPNET
root@sudo_user : ~ $ login
LOGIN PROTOCOL INITAIATED
[â] Authentication request accepted at 15/07/2003, 21:23:02 PM. Please enter your registered email for identity matching.
Please enter your email address, you can always enter "Quit" to exit the login process
root@sudo_user : ~ $ [email protected]
The email address you have entered is: [email protected]
Enter "Y" to continue or "N" to re-enter your email. You can exit the login process at any time by entering "Quit".
root@sudo_user : ~ $ y
Please enter your password
root@sudo_user : ~ $ **-[SENSITIVE INFO - AUTO MASKED]-**
Authenticating user....
Login successful - Welcome back, Iceberg
IN OTHER WORDS! I got commissioned to make some images for an Iceberg carrd by my partner, Dell, who did all the formatting on this thing. I also helped with the Clef and Gears dialogue, and my other partner Robin did the dialogue for their oc Flintwood. There is SO much symbolism and hidden details on this, I highly suggest you click on all the images. Feedback and comments are also appreciated (this may or may not have taken like 4 or 5 days to do) so go nuts lmfao
Edit: No longer with Dell cause we broke up. They deleted the carrd but we archived it beforehand lmfao because this thing took forever to make and also our art is on it
Look at these dorks
Also I think I would have a heat stroke if I wore what Iceberg is wearing, man has 4 layers of clothing and I am but a humble south east asian :â]
Average day at the Foundation
Based on:
I made Iceberg younger in this version. Itâs based on my own personal canon where Iceberg wasnât influenced by Dr. Clef and Kondraki to kill an SCP in order to get a promotion (and the recognization he deserves) but instead took matters into his own hands. Dr Clef and Kondraki would later come to the foundation at a later date.
Dr. Iceberg did this to prove that he could be trusted with taking care of higher risk SCPS, thus giving him higher clearance. Thatâs when the âincidentâ happened. This froze his body, causing him to age slower compared to others. Making him almost 40 when Dr. Clef and Kondraki entered the foundation. This did fuel his anger, however, as he was highly experienced now and older without much recognization.
Anyway thatâs my personal Headcanon. :(( sorry for the rant
Still very much new to the fandom, but I doodled some stuff