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More Than You’ll Ever Know
Summary: Ryan has a crush on his best friend
Warnings: Swearing, mentions of drinking and being drunk, sadish (lmk if I missed anything)
Ryan Dunn x GN reader
Ryan’s Pov
It was just a school crush. Nothing serious. We've been friends for too long, it would completely ruin our friendship. I mean do they even like-
"Ryan?" They waved their hand in front of my face with a wide grin on theirs. The smile that makes me weak in the knees. That same smile that made me fall for them when we first met.
"Sorry. Just thinking about ways to fuck with Bam." They'd never believe that. God I'm an idiot.
"It's fine. I was just asking if you'd take me to prom." Their voice was soft and smooth. The kinda voice that'd make me agree to anything. It was beautiful, I'd listen to them talk all day if I could.
"Oh, yeah. Why not?" I shrugged playing it cool.
"Great!" They cheered
I wouldn't have ever gone if Y/n hadn't asked me. It was one of my favorite nights with them. The loud music, the smile that never left their face, pregaming and bringing a little flask of alcohol. Everything was perfect.
~
"Jeez, Ry. You really fucked up your face." Their soft touches cleaned up the cuts that were nothing more than scratches. I told them that it was fine but Y/n insisted on making sure they didn't get infected.
Wow. Why do I want to kiss them right now? Maybe it was just the intimacy of it all. They’re just being sweet. "Definitely worth it. I mean did you see how gnarly- Right, sorry for worrying you." They gave me a disapproving look. Did Y/n not think the stunts were cool? Were they actually worried I’d get too hurt?
~
Y/n's parents were never really home, so most of the time when we'd hang out it'd be at their house. Their parents really disliked us, especially when we came over. And they always knew we did because something always ended up breaking. Mugs, dishes, the table in living room, the leg of the couch, and even the bathroom door. The list went on and on. Most of the time it was me because of my clumsiness, but Bam was right behind me. He wasn't that clumsy, just had a bad habit of breaking shit.
Their final straw was probably when we broke down the door. We were officially banned from coming over. Bam and I always payed and cleaned up our mess but they were probably over having to deal with it in the first place, with good reason.
"We're gonna use this to unlock the door." Bam held up a screwdriver. He started to unscrew the round door handle.
"Fuck off and let me piss." I yelled oblivious to what they were doing. Until the entire handle of the door came off. "Fuck me."
Bam looked through the hole in the door and laughed. "Dico, I got it!" He yelled. Multiple footsteps came running over. I finished before anyone else could see me standing there with my dick out.
"Ha ha very funny." I tried to open the door but it wouldn't budge. "Will you fuckers let me out now?"
"We're not stopping you." Raab laughed
I tried to open it so many times and it still wouldn't open. Bam and Raab even tried from their side. As annoyed as I was, it was pretty funny.
Bam volunteered to break it down and after a few tries he did.
"You've got to be shitting me." Y/n laughed, "How the fuck am I gonna explain this one."
~
"Guys this is my partner that I've been telling you all about!" Y/n was looking at them the same way they used to look at me. I didn't realize how much this actually hurt. How much I actually liked them.
"Oh what's up." Bam nodded his head at them and I did the same. We were busy thinking of more dumb shit to do anyway. I ignored them for most of the night and stuck with Bam until they finally left.
"Do you like Y/n's partner?" The question left my lips before I could stop it. He's gonna know. Oh man he better not be a dick about it.
"Not really," He was putting together a new board. Hardly paying attention, "But if they like them then there's nothing we can do."
He had a point. For once in his life Bam was right. Fuckin' dick.
~
After a few months Y/n stopped coming around, too busy with her significant other. It was the same with and without them but it was always nice when they were around.
The night was the same as any other. Dico, Raab, Rake, and I were at Bam's house. It was one of the rare nights we didn't do anything and just stayed home. I think it was April's least favorite night.
In the middle of talking about what we were gonna do tomorrow there was a knock on the door. We weren't expecting anyone, so it was a surprise to all of us. "Dunn. Get the door!" Bam shouted, for no reason. We were a few feet apart. What an ass. There were another few knocks and I sighed, "Fuck you."
I opened the door and saw Y/n standing there. Watery eyes and dried tears on their cheeks. Instinctively I pulled them into a hug. "Its okay." They cried into my chest while one hand scratched their back and the other held their head. "I got you, Its okay."
I never wanted to see them cry anyways, but I made sure to never see Y/n that sad ever again.
~
I remember our very first argument. Serious one that is, we constantly argued about everything.
'Ew why do you put jam on toast like that? You look stupid.'
'How else do you put jam on fuckin' toast?'
They had every right to be mad, but I was too stubborn to admit it. Y/n was out with their friends and I was out with Bam and some others. We all happened to end up at the same bar after a long night out. They were drinking too much and even though they were taken care of. I made sure to get them home that night.
"You're not my boyfriend, so you can stop acting like it!" The comment stung. It was true, there was no need to act like a boyfriend. My intentions were good of course but they were with their friends safely already. "I just wanted to make sure you got home safe!"
"I already made sure I would! Stop trying to ruin my fun!" They scoffed and got out of my car. Y/n didn't slam the door, they left it open. Dick. "Fuck you, Ryan!"
"Come on. Go inside, Y/n. Please?" I stepped out of my car to close my door.
They continued to yell at me in their drunken state. It was no excuse to be as rude as they were. "I never wanna see you again." Y/n stopped yelling and walked inside.
It wasn't that bad of an argument but the situation itself was bad. We got passed it after we both apologized. That was the one and only time we got into it bad.
~
"I'm moving." The words replayed in my mind, they were quiet and if I wasn’t listening so intently I would've missed them. They had already told Bam and everyone else. I was the last to know. And I was at a loss for words.
My eyes looked everywhere but theirs. Their gorgeous eyes. The ones that would make me confess everything if I stared into them for too long.
"Wow, Ryan. Cat got your tongue?" They lightly joked. I might've laughed if I wasn't thinking about what to say. Should I confess now? It wouldn't hurt. Right? No. I cant. It'd be selfish and hurt them even more.
"Are you gonna come and visit?" I finally looked at them. Y/n was teary eyed, with the same hurt look on their face when they came to Bam's.
"I'm going to Washington. My dad got a job out there. Plus, the colleges out there aren't too bad if I changed my mind about not going."
Fuck. This is it then.
"So this is goodbye?" Dumb question. They nodded their head and tried to hold back tears. With a sigh I hugged them.
Memories of us over the years played through my mind. The first time we kissed. It was a dare and before I even liked them, but funny to look back on. The time Y/n's dog bit me when I broke into their house as a joke. We even got matching tattoos when we blacked out. They smoked their first cigarette with me. The times I took care of them drunk.
"I'll miss you. More than you'll ever know." Hopefully they'd read between the lines and understand what I really want to say but cant. Not because I can't but because it was too late.
"Don't get all sappy on me now, Ry" They laughed while tears rushed down their face.
~
The day they left Bam and I went to their house helping them pack things into the car. Y/n's parents were thankful for the help. That was the only time they talked to us without yelling or being mad at us. There wasn't much to help with anyway because they already put all of the big things in the U-Haul.
Everything was in the car and it was time for them to leave. "Well, see you guys around." They smiled and my heart ached.
"Yeah see you around." Bam mumbled. Clearly as upset as I was.
"Bye, Y/n." I placed my hand on the side of their face, my thumb ready to wipe away any tears. Y/n smiled softly and took a deep breathe. "I really will miss you. Both of you."
"Obviously there's no one like us" Bam lightly joked
"Maybe that’s a good thing." Y/n laughed
After a few more seconds Y/n waved and got into the backseat of the car. The car drove down the street out of sight.
"You never told Y/n, did you?"
“No.”
More Than You’ll Ever Know
Summary: Ryan has a crush on his best friend
Warnings: Swearing, mentions of drinking and being drunk, sadish (lmk if I missed anything)
Ryan Dunn x GN reader
Ryan’s Pov
It was just a school crush. Nothing serious. We've been friends for too long, it would completely ruin our friendship. I mean do they even like-
"Ryan?" They waved their hand in front of my face with a wide grin on theirs. The smile that makes me weak in the knees. That same smile that made me fall for them when we first met.
"Sorry. Just thinking about ways to fuck with Bam." They'd never believe that. God I'm an idiot.
"It's fine. I was just asking if you'd take me to prom." Their voice was soft and smooth. The kinda voice that'd make me agree to anything. It was beautiful, I'd listen to them talk all day if I could.
"Oh, yeah. Why not?" I shrugged playing it cool.
"Great!" They cheered
I wouldn't have ever gone if Y/n hadn't asked me. It was one of my favorite nights with them. The loud music, the smile that never left their face, pregaming and bringing a little flask of alcohol. Everything was perfect.
~
"Jeez, Ry. You really fucked up your face." Their soft touches cleaned up the cuts that were nothing more than scratches. I told them that it was fine but Y/n insisted on making sure they didn't get infected.
Wow. Why do I want to kiss them right now? Maybe it was just the intimacy of it all. They’re just being sweet. "Definitely worth it. I mean did you see how gnarly- Right, sorry for worrying you." They gave me a disapproving look. Did Y/n not think the stunts were cool? Were they actually worried I’d get too hurt?
~
Y/n's parents were never really home, so most of the time when we'd hang out it'd be at their house. Their parents really disliked us, especially when we came over. And they always knew we did because something always ended up breaking. Mugs, dishes, the table in living room, the leg of the couch, and even the bathroom door. The list went on and on. Most of the time it was me because of my clumsiness, but Bam was right behind me. He wasn't that clumsy, just had a bad habit of breaking shit.
Their final straw was probably when we broke down the door. We were officially banned from coming over. Bam and I always payed and cleaned up our mess but they were probably over having to deal with it in the first place, with good reason.
"We're gonna use this to unlock the door." Bam held up a screwdriver. He started to unscrew the round door handle.
"Fuck off and let me piss." I yelled oblivious to what they were doing. Until the entire handle of the door came off. "Fuck me."
Bam looked through the hole in the door and laughed. "Dico, I got it!" He yelled. Multiple footsteps came running over. I finished before anyone else could see me standing there with my dick out.
"Ha ha very funny." I tried to open the door but it wouldn't budge. "Will you fuckers let me out now?"
"We're not stopping you." Raab laughed
I tried to open it so many times and it still wouldn't open. Bam and Raab even tried from their side. As annoyed as I was, it was pretty funny.
Bam volunteered to break it down and after a few tries he did.
"You've got to be shitting me." Y/n laughed, "How the fuck am I gonna explain this one."
~
"Guys this is my partner that I've been telling you all about!" Y/n was looking at them the same way they used to look at me. I didn't realize how much this actually hurt. How much I actually liked them.
"Oh what's up." Bam nodded his head at them and I did the same. We were busy thinking of more dumb shit to do anyway. I ignored them for most of the night and stuck with Bam until they finally left.
"Do you like Y/n's partner?" The question left my lips before I could stop it. He's gonna know. Oh man he better not be a dick about it.
"Not really," He was putting together a new board. Hardly paying attention, "But if they like them then there's nothing we can do."
He had a point. For once in his life Bam was right. Fuckin' dick.
~
After a few months Y/n stopped coming around, too busy with her significant other. It was the same with and without them but it was always nice when they were around.
The night was the same as any other. Dico, Raab, Rake, and I were at Bam's house. It was one of the rare nights we didn't do anything and just stayed home. I think it was April's least favorite night.
In the middle of talking about what we were gonna do tomorrow there was a knock on the door. We weren't expecting anyone, so it was a surprise to all of us. "Dunn. Get the door!" Bam shouted, for no reason. We were a few feet apart. What an ass. There were another few knocks and I sighed, "Fuck you."
I opened the door and saw Y/n standing there. Watery eyes and dried tears on their cheeks. Instinctively I pulled them into a hug. "Its okay." They cried into my chest while one hand scratched their back and the other held their head. "I got you, Its okay."
I never wanted to see them cry anyways, but I made sure to never see Y/n that sad ever again.
~
I remember our very first argument. Serious one that is, we constantly argued about everything.
'Ew why do you put jam on toast like that? You look stupid.'
'How else do you put jam on fuckin' toast?'
They had every right to be mad, but I was too stubborn to admit it. Y/n was out with their friends and I was out with Bam and some others. We all happened to end up at the same bar after a long night out. They were drinking too much and even though they were taken care of. I made sure to get them home that night.
"You're not my boyfriend, so you can stop acting like it!" The comment stung. It was true, there was no need to act like a boyfriend. My intentions were good of course but they were with their friends safely already. "I just wanted to make sure you got home safe!"
"I already made sure I would! Stop trying to ruin my fun!" They scoffed and got out of my car. Y/n didn't slam the door, they left it open. Dick. "Fuck you, Ryan!"
"Come on. Go inside, Y/n. Please?" I stepped out of my car to close my door.
They continued to yell at me in their drunken state. It was no excuse to be as rude as they were. "I never wanna see you again." Y/n stopped yelling and walked inside.
It wasn't that bad of an argument but the situation itself was bad. We got passed it after we both apologized. That was the one and only time we got into it bad.
~
"I'm moving." The words replayed in my mind, they were quiet and if I wasn’t listening so intently I would've missed them. They had already told Bam and everyone else. I was the last to know. And I was at a loss for words.
My eyes looked everywhere but theirs. Their gorgeous eyes. The ones that would make me confess everything if I stared into them for too long.
"Wow, Ryan. Cat got your tongue?" They lightly joked. I might've laughed if I wasn't thinking about what to say. Should I confess now? It wouldn't hurt. Right? No. I cant. It'd be selfish and hurt them even more.
"Are you gonna come and visit?" I finally looked at them. Y/n was teary eyed, with the same hurt look on their face when they came to Bam's.
"I'm going to Washington. My dad got a job out there. Plus, the colleges out there aren't too bad if I changed my mind about not going."
Fuck. This is it then.
"So this is goodbye?" Dumb question. They nodded their head and tried to hold back tears. With a sigh I hugged them.
Memories of us over the years played through my mind. The first time we kissed. It was a dare and before I even liked them, but funny to look back on. The time Y/n's dog bit me when I broke into their house as a joke. We even got matching tattoos when we blacked out. They smoked their first cigarette with me. The times I took care of them drunk.
"I'll miss you. More than you'll ever know." Hopefully they'd read between the lines and understand what I really want to say but cant. Not because I can't but because it was too late.
"Don't get all sappy on me now, Ry" They laughed while tears rushed down their face.
~
The day they left Bam and I went to their house helping them pack things into the car. Y/n's parents were thankful for the help. That was the only time they talked to us without yelling or being mad at us. There wasn't much to help with anyway because they already put all of the big things in the U-Haul.
Everything was in the car and it was time for them to leave. "Well, see you guys around." They smiled and my heart ached.
"Yeah see you around." Bam mumbled. Clearly as upset as I was.
"Bye, Y/n." I placed my hand on the side of their face, my thumb ready to wipe away any tears. Y/n smiled softly and took a deep breathe. "I really will miss you. Both of you."
"Obviously there's no one like us" Bam lightly joked
"Maybe that’s a good thing." Y/n laughed
After a few more seconds Y/n waved and got into the backseat of the car. The car drove down the street out of sight.
"You never told Y/n, did you?"
“No.”
Updated Masterlist
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last updated: 10/18/2022
Series:
Bam Margera
Call It Fate: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Final Part
One Shots:
Ryan Dunn
More than you’ll ever know
Golf Course Shenanigans
Perfect Match
Steve-o
About time
Chris Raab
*Road trip
Two Idiots
Picnic Date
Stuck With Me
Best Friends
Behind the scenes
Pretending
Bam Margera
Need to Change
Johnny Knoxville
Cold Feet
Dico
Cky gets jobs
Headcannons:
Mornings With Steve-o
Watching Twilight
Updated Masterlist
* = smut
Newest Fic
Requests open
last updated: 10/18/2022
Series:
Bam Margera
Call It Fate: Part One, Part Two, Part Three, Part Four, Final Part
One Shots:
Ryan Dunn
More than you’ll ever know
Golf Course Shenanigans
Perfect Match
Steve-o
About time
Chris Raab
*Road trip
Two Idiots
Picnic Date
Stuck With Me
Best Friends
Behind the scenes
Pretending
Bam Margera
Need to Change
Johnny Knoxville
Cold Feet
Dico
Cky gets jobs
Headcannons:
Mornings With Steve-o
Watching Twilight
Golf Course Shenanigans
Summary: Ryan is a regular at the golf course Y/n works at
Warnings: creepy older man, swearing, pretty fluffy
Working at the golf course was great for the most part. The job was simple: drive the cart around and ask if anyone wanted anything to drink. Easy enough. When some of the older men had a few drinks in them, they'd shamelessly flirt. Of course what else was Y/n supposed to do especially when she knew they'd tip so well. Using this to her advantage she flashed a smile and laughed at the stupid jokes they made.
When old men weren't taking over the course, there were high schools that played their matches. Alcohol wasn't the only thing she served so she'd always make sure to ask if the coaches and students wanted anything to drink. Very rarely would anyone her age come to play a few holes. The only people who did were some guys Y/n knew from high school. Normally running into someone wasn't too bad and not as awkward as she thought. With these four, it was beyond awkward. She never knew exactly what to say to them or how to act. To make things worse most of the time they were fucking around and messing up the grass, which of course she'd have to stay later to fix.
Bam was the ring leader, always bringing the other three with him wherever he went. Ryan was his right-hand man. Y/n knew Ryan from a few classes they shared. They sat near each other sometimes making small talk a few times about a project they had been partnered up to do. Raab and Dico were there for the chaos. To create and to watch. She didn't know anything else about them just the fact that they were always with Bam when she'd see them. They were sweet but only when they wanted to be. Most of the time they were dicks even to each other.
The morning weather was cold, making the day go by as slow as ever. As she drove the cart to the next hole two men waved her down, before teeing off. Y/n pulled up as close as she could and smiled at them. "Morning gentlemen. What can I get ya?"
"Is it too early for a corona?" One man laughed elbowing his friend who laughed and replied, "Only if it's on your tab." There were plenty of funny things they could've said but they had to go with the corniest one. She fake laughed and got out of the cart, making sure her skirt wasn't too high up. At the back of the cart were the coolers filled with drinks. She opened them and listed what was there. "I don't see any coronas. I can go grab a few for you if you'd like 'n keep them cool for you." The man was really nice and shook his head letting her know that the beer that was already there was perfect.
After helping them, she stayed put till they went off to the next hole. A group was behind them so she knew to stay just in case they wanted anything. As the group approached she heard loud laughter and yelling. When she looked over her shoulder she saw Bam and the others, recklessly driving and bumping into each other. "Who would give any of them carts?" She mumbled to herself turning the cart on to pull away, unfortunately, she was too late. Bam parked his cart in front of her and Ryan was behind her.
"Morning sunshine" Bam grinned and she sighed. "What do you want?" Her arms folded over her chest and she leaned back into the seat in defeat.
"Is this how you treat your customers?" He put his hand over his heart, faking offense. Ryan got up and stood right next to her, "I mean we all saw how you acted when you were helping out those two guys."
"So what. They tip me pretty good and all I have to do is smile and laugh." Y/n shrugged with a smirk on her face, realizing her job was as easy as it gets.
"Maybe we'll tip! I mean how would you know if you don't act like that with us?" There was no arguing his point because it was true. With no place to go, she got out of the cart and listed the drinks she had in the coolers, making sure to smile. "See that wasn't so hard was it?" Bam chimed in.
"Are you even old enough to drink, Bam?" He rolled his eyes mumbling an 'almost'. Ryan laughed. She didn't know what exactly he was laughing at though. Her or Bam's reaction. Not thinking about it too much she assumed it was because of Bam.
After getting them a few drinks and sneaking Bam a beer, they finally started the hole. "Well, I gotta go. See you guys whenever." Before she drove off Ryan told her to stop. "Don't think I didn't forget your tip." He grinned putting something in her hand. When she looked at what it was she couldn't help but laugh. A single dollar bill. What a dick. "Thanks, asshole." She smiled and drove off. Of course, Ryan planned to tip her more later but he thought it'd be funny to give her the dollar first. If she couldn't take the joke he wouldn't think to do it because it could be misinterpreted, but she knew him well enough to know that it was a harmless joke.
Before she ran out of any more drinks, Y/n drove back to the clubhouse to refill the coolers. There she talked to her co-workers. Making fun of the men and complaining about Bam. As she drove back the first group called her over. It wasn't unusual for people to want another beer or even switch to water so she pulled over and asked if they needed anything.
"Y'know, you were giving those boys a little more attention than us. I'm starting to get jealous." Unfamiliar with this kind of altercation, she tried to play it off like she had no favorites. Although Y/n would choose those goofballs over sleazy old men any day. "I just refilled the coolers if you guys want any other drinks?" Her nice smile wasn't whisking away the problem as she had hoped. "What I want is for you to do your job and serve us. Just us."
"Well my job is to drive around offering everyone drinks so I cant-"
"We pay your bills not them or anyone else. What do I have to do, buy you for some decent service?" He laughed at his own 'joke'. Y/n was enraged, rightfully so. If she wasn't at work she'd say a thing or two to this loser, but she stayed professional. "You can go up to the clubhouse if you want anything else to drink. The cart isn't open for either of you anymore."
The man started yelling and throwing his clubs around. Y/n stood her ground and folded her arms, watching the man in complete shock at this man's childish behavior. At the corner of her eye, she saw Ryan and Bam driving towards them with Raab and Dico. And for some strange reason, she felt relieved. Yeah, they were dicks but never disrespectful to her. The four of them walked up to her making sure she was okay. The men quickly left after they showed up.
"Assholes." Ryan rolled his eyes, "What'd you do to piss him off?" Y/n explained the odd experience still trying to make some sense out of it herself. "Long story short he saw me with you guys and got jealous." The guys started making fun of him and laughing uncontrollably. It made her feel better that they were around to laugh at the situation. Bam got back in his cart and Dico slid into the seat next to him. Raab jumped on the back and started yelling for Bam to drive. As they drove off Ryan sighed, "You sure you're alright?"
"Yeah. It was uncomfortable but I'm glad you were there. All of you." She clarified. He laughed. This time she knew for sure it was because of her. It felt nice knowing someone else who's funny finds her funny.
"Do you like bowling?" He asked her and she looked up at him in confusion. His question was random and had no correlation to anything that was said. "I guess." She shrugged. "We're bowling tonight. Well, Bam is. We plan to throw bowling balls at him. You should come."
When she didn't immediately say yes. He shrugged, "Or I can take you out? And no, Bam won't be there." She smiled and lightly shoved him, "I wasn't going to ask that, but whatever you wanna do. I'll be there"
"Good now I can finally get your number so we won't have to come here so much."
~
Ryan chose bowling. It was easy-going and fun. First dates are supposed to be one on ones where you get to know the other person by talking, but that always intimidated her. She liked the idea of just having fun, with no pressure.
"Watch." He whispered in her ear as he snuck up behind Bam with a ball in his hand. He rolled it into his ankle making Bam fall over with a groan. They erupted in laughter. Bam stood back up and started chasing poor Raab and Dico with it.
"There's an arcade we can play some games if you want?" Ryan suggested and she nodded. They walked over to where the games were, immediately drawn to the air hockey table. Without any words, they both got on either side of the table. Ry put a few quarters in and the puck came out on Y/n's side. She grabbed it and placed it on the table that was now shooting air from it. "Ready?" He nodded his head, confident in his playing ability. The game went back and forth, only missing a few shots each. They were equally matched. "Sorry sweetheart. I'm not gonna let you win."
She laughed loudly, "I don't need your help to win" The paddle in her hand hit the puck into his goal, winning the game. He cursed loudly with a smile stuck on his face. "Yeah yeah. What about basketball?"
"Do you wanna lose to that too?" She joked making him roll his eyes, but they still made their way over to the two machines with hoops in them. Y/n wasn't particularly the best at the game but if she was confident enough she could beat him. They put some quarters in the slot and watched the basketballs roll to their hands. "Oh come on, Dunn!" Bam and the others came up from behind them to watch. As the time ran out Ryan was in the lead and actually had a winning shot. Y/n scored a few more times before the game ended. "A fuckin tie?! You both suck" Ryan pushed Bam to shut him up.
As they walked back to the bowling alley, Y/n spotted a photo booth. Ry saw it as soon as they walked over there, but he didn't want to say anything unless she did. When he noticed her looking at it he lightly nudged her and tilted his head towards it, asking if she wanted to go in. They quietly left the others and went into the booth.
He put in a five and watched as the timer counted down from five. He wrapped his arm around her pulling her closer to him. They both smiled at the camera and waited for the flash. In the next photo, Y/n placed her hand on one cheek while she kissed the other. At the last second, Ryan turned his head, kissing her lips gently. The timer stopped right before she pulled away in shock. Instinctively she leaned in to kiss him. This time his hand was placed under her jaw with his thumb on her cheek. It was picture-perfect until the guys found them and interrupted. "Fuck off!" Ryan tried to push them out but failed.
When they all got out, they checked the pictures. Y/n was pleased and even liked the ones with Bam Raab and Dico. Her smile was satisfied enough for Ryan not to kick their asses for ruining the moment.
On the way home, Ryan promised they wouldn't be there for their second date. "I want to give you a real kiss after our date and I don't need those idiots fucking it up." She just smiled and laughed.
Golf Course Shenanigans
Summary: Ryan is a regular at the golf course Y/n works at
Warnings: creepy older man, swearing, pretty fluffy
Working at the golf course was great for the most part. The job was simple: drive the cart around and ask if anyone wanted anything to drink. Easy enough. When some of the older men had a few drinks in them, they'd shamelessly flirt. Of course what else was Y/n supposed to do especially when she knew they'd tip so well. Using this to her advantage she flashed a smile and laughed at the stupid jokes they made.
When old men weren't taking over the course, there were high schools that played their matches. Alcohol wasn't the only thing she served so she'd always make sure to ask if the coaches and students wanted anything to drink. Very rarely would anyone her age come to play a few holes. The only people who did were some guys Y/n knew from high school. Normally running into someone wasn't too bad and not as awkward as she thought. With these four, it was beyond awkward. She never knew exactly what to say to them or how to act. To make things worse most of the time they were fucking around and messing up the grass, which of course she'd have to stay later to fix.
Bam was the ring leader, always bringing the other three with him wherever he went. Ryan was his right-hand man. Y/n knew Ryan from a few classes they shared. They sat near each other sometimes making small talk a few times about a project they had been partnered up to do. Raab and Dico were there for the chaos. To create and to watch. She didn't know anything else about them just the fact that they were always with Bam when she'd see them. They were sweet but only when they wanted to be. Most of the time they were dicks even to each other.
The morning weather was cold, making the day go by as slow as ever. As she drove the cart to the next hole two men waved her down, before teeing off. Y/n pulled up as close as she could and smiled at them. "Morning gentlemen. What can I get ya?"
"Is it too early for a corona?" One man laughed elbowing his friend who laughed and replied, "Only if it's on your tab." There were plenty of funny things they could've said but they had to go with the corniest one. She fake laughed and got out of the cart, making sure her skirt wasn't too high up. At the back of the cart were the coolers filled with drinks. She opened them and listed what was there. "I don't see any coronas. I can go grab a few for you if you'd like 'n keep them cool for you." The man was really nice and shook his head letting her know that the beer that was already there was perfect.
After helping them, she stayed put till they went off to the next hole. A group was behind them so she knew to stay just in case they wanted anything. As the group approached she heard loud laughter and yelling. When she looked over her shoulder she saw Bam and the others, recklessly driving and bumping into each other. "Who would give any of them carts?" She mumbled to herself turning the cart on to pull away, unfortunately, she was too late. Bam parked his cart in front of her and Ryan was behind her.
"Morning sunshine" Bam grinned and she sighed. "What do you want?" Her arms folded over her chest and she leaned back into the seat in defeat.
"Is this how you treat your customers?" He put his hand over his heart, faking offense. Ryan got up and stood right next to her, "I mean we all saw how you acted when you were helping out those two guys."
"So what. They tip me pretty good and all I have to do is smile and laugh." Y/n shrugged with a smirk on her face, realizing her job was as easy as it gets.
"Maybe we'll tip! I mean how would you know if you don't act like that with us?" There was no arguing his point because it was true. With no place to go, she got out of the cart and listed the drinks she had in the coolers, making sure to smile. "See that wasn't so hard was it?" Bam chimed in.
"Are you even old enough to drink, Bam?" He rolled his eyes mumbling an 'almost'. Ryan laughed. She didn't know what exactly he was laughing at though. Her or Bam's reaction. Not thinking about it too much she assumed it was because of Bam.
After getting them a few drinks and sneaking Bam a beer, they finally started the hole. "Well, I gotta go. See you guys whenever." Before she drove off Ryan told her to stop. "Don't think I didn't forget your tip." He grinned putting something in her hand. When she looked at what it was she couldn't help but laugh. A single dollar bill. What a dick. "Thanks, asshole." She smiled and drove off. Of course, Ryan planned to tip her more later but he thought it'd be funny to give her the dollar first. If she couldn't take the joke he wouldn't think to do it because it could be misinterpreted, but she knew him well enough to know that it was a harmless joke.
Before she ran out of any more drinks, Y/n drove back to the clubhouse to refill the coolers. There she talked to her co-workers. Making fun of the men and complaining about Bam. As she drove back the first group called her over. It wasn't unusual for people to want another beer or even switch to water so she pulled over and asked if they needed anything.
"Y'know, you were giving those boys a little more attention than us. I'm starting to get jealous." Unfamiliar with this kind of altercation, she tried to play it off like she had no favorites. Although Y/n would choose those goofballs over sleazy old men any day. "I just refilled the coolers if you guys want any other drinks?" Her nice smile wasn't whisking away the problem as she had hoped. "What I want is for you to do your job and serve us. Just us."
"Well my job is to drive around offering everyone drinks so I cant-"
"We pay your bills not them or anyone else. What do I have to do, buy you for some decent service?" He laughed at his own 'joke'. Y/n was enraged, rightfully so. If she wasn't at work she'd say a thing or two to this loser, but she stayed professional. "You can go up to the clubhouse if you want anything else to drink. The cart isn't open for either of you anymore."
The man started yelling and throwing his clubs around. Y/n stood her ground and folded her arms, watching the man in complete shock at this man's childish behavior. At the corner of her eye, she saw Ryan and Bam driving towards them with Raab and Dico. And for some strange reason, she felt relieved. Yeah, they were dicks but never disrespectful to her. The four of them walked up to her making sure she was okay. The men quickly left after they showed up.
"Assholes." Ryan rolled his eyes, "What'd you do to piss him off?" Y/n explained the odd experience still trying to make some sense out of it herself. "Long story short he saw me with you guys and got jealous." The guys started making fun of him and laughing uncontrollably. It made her feel better that they were around to laugh at the situation. Bam got back in his cart and Dico slid into the seat next to him. Raab jumped on the back and started yelling for Bam to drive. As they drove off Ryan sighed, "You sure you're alright?"
"Yeah. It was uncomfortable but I'm glad you were there. All of you." She clarified. He laughed. This time she knew for sure it was because of her. It felt nice knowing someone else who's funny finds her funny.
"Do you like bowling?" He asked her and she looked up at him in confusion. His question was random and had no correlation to anything that was said. "I guess." She shrugged. "We're bowling tonight. Well, Bam is. We plan to throw bowling balls at him. You should come."
When she didn't immediately say yes. He shrugged, "Or I can take you out? And no, Bam won't be there." She smiled and lightly shoved him, "I wasn't going to ask that, but whatever you wanna do. I'll be there"
"Good now I can finally get your number so we won't have to come here so much."
~
Ryan chose bowling. It was easy-going and fun. First dates are supposed to be one on ones where you get to know the other person by talking, but that always intimidated her. She liked the idea of just having fun, with no pressure.
"Watch." He whispered in her ear as he snuck up behind Bam with a ball in his hand. He rolled it into his ankle making Bam fall over with a groan. They erupted in laughter. Bam stood back up and started chasing poor Raab and Dico with it.
"There's an arcade we can play some games if you want?" Ryan suggested and she nodded. They walked over to where the games were, immediately drawn to the air hockey table. Without any words, they both got on either side of the table. Ry put a few quarters in and the puck came out on Y/n's side. She grabbed it and placed it on the table that was now shooting air from it. "Ready?" He nodded his head, confident in his playing ability. The game went back and forth, only missing a few shots each. They were equally matched. "Sorry sweetheart. I'm not gonna let you win."
She laughed loudly, "I don't need your help to win" The paddle in her hand hit the puck into his goal, winning the game. He cursed loudly with a smile stuck on his face. "Yeah yeah. What about basketball?"
"Do you wanna lose to that too?" She joked making him roll his eyes, but they still made their way over to the two machines with hoops in them. Y/n wasn't particularly the best at the game but if she was confident enough she could beat him. They put some quarters in the slot and watched the basketballs roll to their hands. "Oh come on, Dunn!" Bam and the others came up from behind them to watch. As the time ran out Ryan was in the lead and actually had a winning shot. Y/n scored a few more times before the game ended. "A fuckin tie?! You both suck" Ryan pushed Bam to shut him up.
As they walked back to the bowling alley, Y/n spotted a photo booth. Ry saw it as soon as they walked over there, but he didn't want to say anything unless she did. When he noticed her looking at it he lightly nudged her and tilted his head towards it, asking if she wanted to go in. They quietly left the others and went into the booth.
He put in a five and watched as the timer counted down from five. He wrapped his arm around her pulling her closer to him. They both smiled at the camera and waited for the flash. In the next photo, Y/n placed her hand on one cheek while she kissed the other. At the last second, Ryan turned his head, kissing her lips gently. The timer stopped right before she pulled away in shock. Instinctively she leaned in to kiss him. This time his hand was placed under her jaw with his thumb on her cheek. It was picture-perfect until the guys found them and interrupted. "Fuck off!" Ryan tried to push them out but failed.
When they all got out, they checked the pictures. Y/n was pleased and even liked the ones with Bam Raab and Dico. Her smile was satisfied enough for Ryan not to kick their asses for ruining the moment.
On the way home, Ryan promised they wouldn't be there for their second date. "I want to give you a real kiss after our date and I don't need those idiots fucking it up." She just smiled and laughed.
Im taking requests if anyone wants head cannons or a fic :) !
I write for any of the Jackass and CKY guys (atm I don’t really want to write for Bam but I’ll accept them and possibly write them later.) I’ve never written for a male reader but i’m not opposed to it.
Ill write smut but I’m not the greatest at it LMFAO
I wont write about death or pregnancy
And yeah thanks for 100 followers (‘:
Im taking requests if anyone wants head cannons or a fic :) !
I write for any of the Jackass and CKY guys (atm I don’t really want to write for Bam but I’ll accept them and possibly write them later.) I’ve never written for a male reader but i’m not opposed to it.
Ill write smut but I’m not the greatest at it LMFAO
I wont write about death or pregnancy
And yeah thanks for 100 followers (‘:
Im taking requests if anyone wants head cannons or a fic :) !
I write for any of the Jackass and CKY guys (atm I don’t really want to write for Bam but I’ll accept them and possibly write them later.) I’ve never written for a male reader but i’m not opposed to it.
Ill write smut but I’m not the greatest at it LMFAO
I wont write about death or pregnancy
And yeah thanks for 100 followers (‘:
Im taking requests if anyone wants head cannons or a fic :) !
I write for any of the Jackass and CKY guys (atm I don’t really want to write for Bam but I’ll accept them and possibly write them later.) I’ve never written for a male reader but i’m not opposed to it.
Ill write smut but I’m not the greatest at it LMFAO
I wont write about death or pregnancy
And yeah thanks for 100 followers (‘:
Perfect Match
Summary: Y/n unexpectedly falls for Ryan
Warnings: Swearing, Y/n is kinda gross not too much though mostly just chaotic, drinking
There was no one in the entire high school who was as stupid and gross as the CKY guys, except maybe Y/n who was dumber and arguably grosser. She was every teacher's worst nightmare and weirdly enough every student's idol. Without a doubt, she was the most well-known student that ever attended East High School.
For her entire four years of high school, she hung out with these guys. They weren't as known as her, except for Chris Raab but that's only because he put shit all over the lockers and it's still talked about to this day. Y/n was crazy and did the absolute dumbest shit. She was most known for her parties and how drunk she got during them. The drunker she was the more likely she was to do whatever you dared her to. From jumping from the second story onto a table to licking Ryan Dunn's toe.
The only thing Y/n did that the others, besides Ryan, wouldn't do is let her friends give her stick and poke tattoos. Eventually, she got some professionally done but most of her tattoos were stick and poke. Her body was covered in dumb quotes and stupid images. They all thought it was funny and weren't shocked she'd do that. It seemed like every day she had something new on her.
At school, she would show up high out of her mind and not get caught. Which turned into everyone showing up to school high and seeing who would get caught and who wouldn't. Without even trying she was a trendsetter. Her style had a mix of everything it just depended on the mood she was in. Some days she dressed more feminine and other days she looked like a skater, sometimes she dressed grunge.
The music she listened to varied but for the most part, it was all metal. Occasionally she listened to rock and very rarely anything else. She didn't watch tv very much, too busy being dumb with Ryan and Bam, but when she did watch something it was something as simple as Ren and Stimpy or cheesy 80s horror films.
Y/n didn't drop out like the others, even though she wanted to. When she finally graduated she got a job at a local skater shop, thanks to Bam. She knows very little about skating, just how-to and a few trick names. Her main goal was to save up and bartend, so she was working and saving up for school. Occasionally she did some stunts for the CKY movies, but pranking and just completely irritating everyone was her go-to.
Ryan didn’t know what it was but he was hooked from the moment they met. Her natural ‘I don’t give a fuck attitude’ had him in a chokehold. He was so intrigued by her and wanted to know more about her.
Y/n was best friends with Raab and met the other through him. Bam let her hang out with them because she was cool and because he was scared of what would happen if he said no. She was beyond intimidating, which made Ryan like her even more. She could hold her own and didn't need anyone.
***
The buzzing of her phone interrupted her dancing and listening to music. Annoyed she answered it, “What?”
“Hey, Y/n. Let us in” Raab said and hung up. Y/n rolled her eyes and walked out of her room to let them in. Her music blared throughout the house. When she unlocked the door, Bam, Ryan, Dico, and Raab stood there. “Are you gonna stand there like idiots or are you gonna tell me what you want?”
“Come to LA with us to film Jackass. It’ll be cool trust me.” Ryan said
She looked them up and down trying to decide if it really would be cool. Y/n would have to call off and get someone to cover the bar for the weekend. “Alright. I’ll go”
And with that, she packed her stuff and got on the plane with them to LA. When they landed they immediately went to the bar to get some drinks. Walking into the bar Bam immediately went up to a group of guys Y/n wasn’t familiar with. The group of guys started to yell and cheer.
Apparently, Bam and Ryan always brought up Y/n any chance they could. Having a girl who was just like the Jackass guys was something they loved to brag about.
The guys came up to her and introduced themselves. “I'm Steve-o” He stuck his hand out. “Y/n” She shook his hand.
“I don’t wash my hands”
“Neither do I” Steve-o erupted in laughter not expecting that kind of response.
Throughout the night Y/n talked to the Jackass crew and drank. Keeping up with them with no problem. They all got to know Y/n and listened to countless stories that Raab and Dico loved to talk about. Like messing with the teacher's cars and pulling pranks in the hallways and bathrooms. Bam liked when she got fired from multiple jobs because of his own pranks. Ryan hadn't made a comment on it, but he loved everything she's done.
By the end of the night, which was early morning, everyone was drunk and stumbled to their hotel rooms. Ryan kept his arm around Y/n holding her up as they walked. When she looked up at him she saw him differently. Maybe it was his friendliness; the way he made sure to get her Advil and water and offered to hold her hair back if she needed to throw up. It was a new kind of consideration he hasn’t had for her before and it was in that moment she realized that she might like Ryan a little more than a friend.
Later in the morning, Y/n was rudely awakened by everyone storming into her room. Her spare key was taken and used to her disadvantage. She grabbed the comforter and pulled it over her head, “Get the fuck out!”
“Get up Y/n we have to film” She could hear Bam rolling his eyes and getting impatient. Y/n sighed and got up.
On set, Y/n baked in the warm sun. Watching the skaters attempt to do the wooden loop that stood before her. It was entertaining, to say the least but she needed some way to cool down. Even in shorts and a bikini top, she was burning up.
Ryan stood beside her watching Bam go again. “Dunn, I’m sweating my balls off. Let’s go in the water.” He let out a chuckle and nodded, “Alright alright. C’mon”
They both went down to the shore and put their feet in the water. Y/n leaned down to put some water on her arms and legs. Ryan was too busy looking over to watch the Bam skate down the ramp to notice that Y/n was staring trying to figure out how she now viewed him. Before she could give it a deeper thought, she decided she should push him in.
She stood up all the way to figure out to do it without him knowing. The movement made him look over at her. She smiled at him and moved closer. Her arm moved to wrap around his lower back, which wasn’t unusual for them. Before she could wrap it around him she quickly pushed him from behind. Ryan was completely caught off guard.
Y/n leaned over and laughed. He stood up and started to walk back while she stayed in the same spot catching her breath. She had no idea he was planning on getting her back so soon so when he tackled her into the water it shocked her. When she got up from underwater she smiled at him. He returned it and started splashing her with water. They both laughed and splashed each other some more. As the sun started to set they both got out of the water to dry off and go out again.
It didn’t take long before Y/n was taking shots and drinking with Steve-o and Chris. They begged her to do something stupid and even made it a competition to see who could do the stupidest thing. The cameras were constantly out and filming just in case they caught anything good. They mostly stayed on Johnny who was flirting with some girl.
“Fine!” She laughed and stood up from the barstool she was sitting at. Y/n looked around the bar trying to figure out what to do for their entertainment. “Okay distract the workers.”
No questions asked they both separated and kept them busy. Chris flirted with the bartender and Steve-o was asking security stupid things.
With everyone distracted she walked over to the pool table area and stood on it. Before she could even do what she was going to do Ryan was throwing her over his shoulder and walking out of the bar.
“Y/n got in trouble” Chris laughed
On the way back Y/n kicked and punched Ryan as much as she could trying to get out of his grip. Being in his arms made her stomachs flutter, which was new. Ryan had done this plenty of times. He threw her on her hotel bed and tossed a water bottle at her.
“C'mon Ry! How are we gonna see what Chris and Steve-o do?” She complained.
He let out a laugh and shook his head, “How am I supposed to tell you I like you if I’m always watching Steve-o do what he always does.”
Heat rushed to her cheeks and she was at a loss for words. This made him chuckle. “You heard me right. I like you. A lot.”
“Ry-“
“Just go to sleep,” Ryan said sitting on the chair next to the window and turning on the TV.
***
In the morning, Y/n didn’t remember their conversation. She knew she was supposed to remember something but she couldn’t. Ryan expected that, which was why he said what he said. He knew it was not the right way to go about it so he was thankful she didn’t have too many memories of the previous night.
Back home everything went back to normal. Y/n worked at the bar, while Bam and the others would make their CKY videos and do their own thing. It was nice to be back in West Chester.
Ryan hadn’t talked to Y/n. He couldn't keep his feelings from her any longer but didn’t know how to go about it. There was never a good time to bring it up. He thought about asking Bam for advice but that'd be a dead-end so instead he went to Raab who knew Y/n best. Raab didn't have much advice except for be honest and tell Y/n whenever he could, so Ryan convinced Raab to tell Bam to throw a party. Bam had no other plans and agreed with no problem.
Y/n got ready for the party and waited for Raab to come and pick her up. The doorbell rang and she ran to answer it yelling at her parents that'd she was leaving. She was slightly taken back when Ryan was on the other side of the door, but went along with it.
"So where's Raab?" She asked as they drove to Bam's house. Ryan scoffed, "Already drunk and forgot about you."
"Why am I not surprised"
At Bam's he got out of the car rushing to the other side to open it for her. She thanked him and walked up to the front door with him.
"Ya know, Ry. I like you too. A lot."
His eyes widened and his cheeks reddened, "You do?"
She kissed his cheek and nodded before going inside to enjoy the night and maybe get some more alone time with Ryan.
Perfect Match
Summary: Y/n unexpectedly falls for Ryan
Warnings: Swearing, Y/n is kinda gross not too much though mostly just chaotic, drinking
There was no one in the entire high school who was as stupid and gross as the CKY guys, except maybe Y/n who was dumber and arguably grosser. She was every teacher's worst nightmare and weirdly enough every student's idol. Without a doubt, she was the most well-known student that ever attended East High School.
For her entire four years of high school, she hung out with these guys. They weren't as known as her, except for Chris Raab but that's only because he put shit all over the lockers and it's still talked about to this day. Y/n was crazy and did the absolute dumbest shit. She was most known for her parties and how drunk she got during them. The drunker she was the more likely she was to do whatever you dared her to. From jumping from the second story onto a table to licking Ryan Dunn's toe.
The only thing Y/n did that the others, besides Ryan, wouldn't do is let her friends give her stick and poke tattoos. Eventually, she got some professionally done but most of her tattoos were stick and poke. Her body was covered in dumb quotes and stupid images. They all thought it was funny and weren't shocked she'd do that. It seemed like every day she had something new on her.
At school, she would show up high out of her mind and not get caught. Which turned into everyone showing up to school high and seeing who would get caught and who wouldn't. Without even trying she was a trendsetter. Her style had a mix of everything it just depended on the mood she was in. Some days she dressed more feminine and other days she looked like a skater, sometimes she dressed grunge.
The music she listened to varied but for the most part, it was all metal. Occasionally she listened to rock and very rarely anything else. She didn't watch tv very much, too busy being dumb with Ryan and Bam, but when she did watch something it was something as simple as Ren and Stimpy or cheesy 80s horror films.
Y/n didn't drop out like the others, even though she wanted to. When she finally graduated she got a job at a local skater shop, thanks to Bam. She knows very little about skating, just how-to and a few trick names. Her main goal was to save up and bartend, so she was working and saving up for school. Occasionally she did some stunts for the CKY movies, but pranking and just completely irritating everyone was her go-to.
Ryan didn’t know what it was but he was hooked from the moment they met. Her natural ‘I don’t give a fuck attitude’ had him in a chokehold. He was so intrigued by her and wanted to know more about her.
Y/n was best friends with Raab and met the other through him. Bam let her hang out with them because she was cool and because he was scared of what would happen if he said no. She was beyond intimidating, which made Ryan like her even more. She could hold her own and didn't need anyone.
***
The buzzing of her phone interrupted her dancing and listening to music. Annoyed she answered it, “What?”
“Hey, Y/n. Let us in” Raab said and hung up. Y/n rolled her eyes and walked out of her room to let them in. Her music blared throughout the house. When she unlocked the door, Bam, Ryan, Dico, and Raab stood there. “Are you gonna stand there like idiots or are you gonna tell me what you want?”
“Come to LA with us to film Jackass. It’ll be cool trust me.” Ryan said
She looked them up and down trying to decide if it really would be cool. Y/n would have to call off and get someone to cover the bar for the weekend. “Alright. I’ll go”
And with that, she packed her stuff and got on the plane with them to LA. When they landed they immediately went to the bar to get some drinks. Walking into the bar Bam immediately went up to a group of guys Y/n wasn’t familiar with. The group of guys started to yell and cheer.
Apparently, Bam and Ryan always brought up Y/n any chance they could. Having a girl who was just like the Jackass guys was something they loved to brag about.
The guys came up to her and introduced themselves. “I'm Steve-o” He stuck his hand out. “Y/n” She shook his hand.
“I don’t wash my hands”
“Neither do I” Steve-o erupted in laughter not expecting that kind of response.
Throughout the night Y/n talked to the Jackass crew and drank. Keeping up with them with no problem. They all got to know Y/n and listened to countless stories that Raab and Dico loved to talk about. Like messing with the teacher's cars and pulling pranks in the hallways and bathrooms. Bam liked when she got fired from multiple jobs because of his own pranks. Ryan hadn't made a comment on it, but he loved everything she's done.
By the end of the night, which was early morning, everyone was drunk and stumbled to their hotel rooms. Ryan kept his arm around Y/n holding her up as they walked. When she looked up at him she saw him differently. Maybe it was his friendliness; the way he made sure to get her Advil and water and offered to hold her hair back if she needed to throw up. It was a new kind of consideration he hasn’t had for her before and it was in that moment she realized that she might like Ryan a little more than a friend.
Later in the morning, Y/n was rudely awakened by everyone storming into her room. Her spare key was taken and used to her disadvantage. She grabbed the comforter and pulled it over her head, “Get the fuck out!”
“Get up Y/n we have to film” She could hear Bam rolling his eyes and getting impatient. Y/n sighed and got up.
On set, Y/n baked in the warm sun. Watching the skaters attempt to do the wooden loop that stood before her. It was entertaining, to say the least but she needed some way to cool down. Even in shorts and a bikini top, she was burning up.
Ryan stood beside her watching Bam go again. “Dunn, I’m sweating my balls off. Let’s go in the water.” He let out a chuckle and nodded, “Alright alright. C’mon”
They both went down to the shore and put their feet in the water. Y/n leaned down to put some water on her arms and legs. Ryan was too busy looking over to watch the Bam skate down the ramp to notice that Y/n was staring trying to figure out how she now viewed him. Before she could give it a deeper thought, she decided she should push him in.
She stood up all the way to figure out to do it without him knowing. The movement made him look over at her. She smiled at him and moved closer. Her arm moved to wrap around his lower back, which wasn’t unusual for them. Before she could wrap it around him she quickly pushed him from behind. Ryan was completely caught off guard.
Y/n leaned over and laughed. He stood up and started to walk back while she stayed in the same spot catching her breath. She had no idea he was planning on getting her back so soon so when he tackled her into the water it shocked her. When she got up from underwater she smiled at him. He returned it and started splashing her with water. They both laughed and splashed each other some more. As the sun started to set they both got out of the water to dry off and go out again.
It didn’t take long before Y/n was taking shots and drinking with Steve-o and Chris. They begged her to do something stupid and even made it a competition to see who could do the stupidest thing. The cameras were constantly out and filming just in case they caught anything good. They mostly stayed on Johnny who was flirting with some girl.
“Fine!” She laughed and stood up from the barstool she was sitting at. Y/n looked around the bar trying to figure out what to do for their entertainment. “Okay distract the workers.”
No questions asked they both separated and kept them busy. Chris flirted with the bartender and Steve-o was asking security stupid things.
With everyone distracted she walked over to the pool table area and stood on it. Before she could even do what she was going to do Ryan was throwing her over his shoulder and walking out of the bar.
“Y/n got in trouble” Chris laughed
On the way back Y/n kicked and punched Ryan as much as she could trying to get out of his grip. Being in his arms made her stomachs flutter, which was new. Ryan had done this plenty of times. He threw her on her hotel bed and tossed a water bottle at her.
“C'mon Ry! How are we gonna see what Chris and Steve-o do?” She complained.
He let out a laugh and shook his head, “How am I supposed to tell you I like you if I’m always watching Steve-o do what he always does.”
Heat rushed to her cheeks and she was at a loss for words. This made him chuckle. “You heard me right. I like you. A lot.”
“Ry-“
“Just go to sleep,” Ryan said sitting on the chair next to the window and turning on the TV.
***
In the morning, Y/n didn’t remember their conversation. She knew she was supposed to remember something but she couldn’t. Ryan expected that, which was why he said what he said. He knew it was not the right way to go about it so he was thankful she didn’t have too many memories of the previous night.
Back home everything went back to normal. Y/n worked at the bar, while Bam and the others would make their CKY videos and do their own thing. It was nice to be back in West Chester.
Ryan hadn’t talked to Y/n. He couldn't keep his feelings from her any longer but didn’t know how to go about it. There was never a good time to bring it up. He thought about asking Bam for advice but that'd be a dead-end so instead he went to Raab who knew Y/n best. Raab didn't have much advice except for be honest and tell Y/n whenever he could, so Ryan convinced Raab to tell Bam to throw a party. Bam had no other plans and agreed with no problem.
Y/n got ready for the party and waited for Raab to come and pick her up. The doorbell rang and she ran to answer it yelling at her parents that'd she was leaving. She was slightly taken back when Ryan was on the other side of the door, but went along with it.
"So where's Raab?" She asked as they drove to Bam's house. Ryan scoffed, "Already drunk and forgot about you."
"Why am I not surprised"
At Bam's he got out of the car rushing to the other side to open it for her. She thanked him and walked up to the front door with him.
"Ya know, Ry. I like you too. A lot."
His eyes widened and his cheeks reddened, "You do?"
She kissed his cheek and nodded before going inside to enjoy the night and maybe get some more alone time with Ryan.
Perfect Match
Summary: Y/n unexpectedly falls for Ryan
Warnings: Swearing, Y/n is kinda gross not too much though mostly just chaotic, drinking
There was no one in the entire high school who was as stupid and gross as the CKY guys, except maybe Y/n who was dumber and arguably grosser. She was every teacher's worst nightmare and weirdly enough every student's idol. Without a doubt, she was the most well-known student that ever attended East High School.
For her entire four years of high school, she hung out with these guys. They weren't as known as her, except for Chris Raab but that's only because he put shit all over the lockers and it's still talked about to this day. Y/n was crazy and did the absolute dumbest shit. She was most known for her parties and how drunk she got during them. The drunker she was the more likely she was to do whatever you dared her to. From jumping from the second story onto a table to licking Ryan Dunn's toe.
The only thing Y/n did that the others, besides Ryan, wouldn't do is let her friends give her stick and poke tattoos. Eventually, she got some professionally done but most of her tattoos were stick and poke. Her body was covered in dumb quotes and stupid images. They all thought it was funny and weren't shocked she'd do that. It seemed like every day she had something new on her.
At school, she would show up high out of her mind and not get caught. Which turned into everyone showing up to school high and seeing who would get caught and who wouldn't. Without even trying she was a trendsetter. Her style had a mix of everything it just depended on the mood she was in. Some days she dressed more feminine and other days she looked like a skater, sometimes she dressed grunge.
The music she listened to varied but for the most part, it was all metal. Occasionally she listened to rock and very rarely anything else. She didn't watch tv very much, too busy being dumb with Ryan and Bam, but when she did watch something it was something as simple as Ren and Stimpy or cheesy 80s horror films.
Y/n didn't drop out like the others, even though she wanted to. When she finally graduated she got a job at a local skater shop, thanks to Bam. She knows very little about skating, just how-to and a few trick names. Her main goal was to save up and bartend, so she was working and saving up for school. Occasionally she did some stunts for the CKY movies, but pranking and just completely irritating everyone was her go-to.
Ryan didn’t know what it was but he was hooked from the moment they met. Her natural ‘I don’t give a fuck attitude’ had him in a chokehold. He was so intrigued by her and wanted to know more about her.
Y/n was best friends with Raab and met the other through him. Bam let her hang out with them because she was cool and because he was scared of what would happen if he said no. She was beyond intimidating, which made Ryan like her even more. She could hold her own and didn't need anyone.
***
The buzzing of her phone interrupted her dancing and listening to music. Annoyed she answered it, “What?”
“Hey, Y/n. Let us in” Raab said and hung up. Y/n rolled her eyes and walked out of her room to let them in. Her music blared throughout the house. When she unlocked the door, Bam, Ryan, Dico, and Raab stood there. “Are you gonna stand there like idiots or are you gonna tell me what you want?”
“Come to LA with us to film Jackass. It’ll be cool trust me.” Ryan said
She looked them up and down trying to decide if it really would be cool. Y/n would have to call off and get someone to cover the bar for the weekend. “Alright. I’ll go”
And with that, she packed her stuff and got on the plane with them to LA. When they landed they immediately went to the bar to get some drinks. Walking into the bar Bam immediately went up to a group of guys Y/n wasn’t familiar with. The group of guys started to yell and cheer.
Apparently, Bam and Ryan always brought up Y/n any chance they could. Having a girl who was just like the Jackass guys was something they loved to brag about.
The guys came up to her and introduced themselves. “I'm Steve-o” He stuck his hand out. “Y/n” She shook his hand.
“I don’t wash my hands”
“Neither do I” Steve-o erupted in laughter not expecting that kind of response.
Throughout the night Y/n talked to the Jackass crew and drank. Keeping up with them with no problem. They all got to know Y/n and listened to countless stories that Raab and Dico loved to talk about. Like messing with the teacher's cars and pulling pranks in the hallways and bathrooms. Bam liked when she got fired from multiple jobs because of his own pranks. Ryan hadn't made a comment on it, but he loved everything she's done.
By the end of the night, which was early morning, everyone was drunk and stumbled to their hotel rooms. Ryan kept his arm around Y/n holding her up as they walked. When she looked up at him she saw him differently. Maybe it was his friendliness; the way he made sure to get her Advil and water and offered to hold her hair back if she needed to throw up. It was a new kind of consideration he hasn’t had for her before and it was in that moment she realized that she might like Ryan a little more than a friend.
Later in the morning, Y/n was rudely awakened by everyone storming into her room. Her spare key was taken and used to her disadvantage. She grabbed the comforter and pulled it over her head, “Get the fuck out!”
“Get up Y/n we have to film” She could hear Bam rolling his eyes and getting impatient. Y/n sighed and got up.
On set, Y/n baked in the warm sun. Watching the skaters attempt to do the wooden loop that stood before her. It was entertaining, to say the least but she needed some way to cool down. Even in shorts and a bikini top, she was burning up.
Ryan stood beside her watching Bam go again. “Dunn, I’m sweating my balls off. Let’s go in the water.” He let out a chuckle and nodded, “Alright alright. C’mon”
They both went down to the shore and put their feet in the water. Y/n leaned down to put some water on her arms and legs. Ryan was too busy looking over to watch the Bam skate down the ramp to notice that Y/n was staring trying to figure out how she now viewed him. Before she could give it a deeper thought, she decided she should push him in.
She stood up all the way to figure out to do it without him knowing. The movement made him look over at her. She smiled at him and moved closer. Her arm moved to wrap around his lower back, which wasn’t unusual for them. Before she could wrap it around him she quickly pushed him from behind. Ryan was completely caught off guard.
Y/n leaned over and laughed. He stood up and started to walk back while she stayed in the same spot catching her breath. She had no idea he was planning on getting her back so soon so when he tackled her into the water it shocked her. When she got up from underwater she smiled at him. He returned it and started splashing her with water. They both laughed and splashed each other some more. As the sun started to set they both got out of the water to dry off and go out again.
It didn’t take long before Y/n was taking shots and drinking with Steve-o and Chris. They begged her to do something stupid and even made it a competition to see who could do the stupidest thing. The cameras were constantly out and filming just in case they caught anything good. They mostly stayed on Johnny who was flirting with some girl.
“Fine!” She laughed and stood up from the barstool she was sitting at. Y/n looked around the bar trying to figure out what to do for their entertainment. “Okay distract the workers.”
No questions asked they both separated and kept them busy. Chris flirted with the bartender and Steve-o was asking security stupid things.
With everyone distracted she walked over to the pool table area and stood on it. Before she could even do what she was going to do Ryan was throwing her over his shoulder and walking out of the bar.
“Y/n got in trouble” Chris laughed
On the way back Y/n kicked and punched Ryan as much as she could trying to get out of his grip. Being in his arms made her stomachs flutter, which was new. Ryan had done this plenty of times. He threw her on her hotel bed and tossed a water bottle at her.
“C'mon Ry! How are we gonna see what Chris and Steve-o do?” She complained.
He let out a laugh and shook his head, “How am I supposed to tell you I like you if I’m always watching Steve-o do what he always does.”
Heat rushed to her cheeks and she was at a loss for words. This made him chuckle. “You heard me right. I like you. A lot.”
“Ry-“
“Just go to sleep,” Ryan said sitting on the chair next to the window and turning on the TV.
***
In the morning, Y/n didn’t remember their conversation. She knew she was supposed to remember something but she couldn’t. Ryan expected that, which was why he said what he said. He knew it was not the right way to go about it so he was thankful she didn’t have too many memories of the previous night.
Back home everything went back to normal. Y/n worked at the bar, while Bam and the others would make their CKY videos and do their own thing. It was nice to be back in West Chester.
Ryan hadn’t talked to Y/n. He couldn't keep his feelings from her any longer but didn’t know how to go about it. There was never a good time to bring it up. He thought about asking Bam for advice but that'd be a dead-end so instead he went to Raab who knew Y/n best. Raab didn't have much advice except for be honest and tell Y/n whenever he could, so Ryan convinced Raab to tell Bam to throw a party. Bam had no other plans and agreed with no problem.
Y/n got ready for the party and waited for Raab to come and pick her up. The doorbell rang and she ran to answer it yelling at her parents that'd she was leaving. She was slightly taken back when Ryan was on the other side of the door, but went along with it.
"So where's Raab?" She asked as they drove to Bam's house. Ryan scoffed, "Already drunk and forgot about you."
"Why am I not surprised"
At Bam's he got out of the car rushing to the other side to open it for her. She thanked him and walked up to the front door with him.
"Ya know, Ry. I like you too. A lot."
His eyes widened and his cheeks reddened, "You do?"
She kissed his cheek and nodded before going inside to enjoy the night and maybe get some more alone time with Ryan.
Perfect Match
Summary: Y/n unexpectedly falls for Ryan
Warnings: Swearing, Y/n is kinda gross not too much though mostly just chaotic, drinking
There was no one in the entire high school who was as stupid and gross as the CKY guys, except maybe Y/n who was dumber and arguably grosser. She was every teacher's worst nightmare and weirdly enough every student's idol. Without a doubt, she was the most well-known student that ever attended East High School.
For her entire four years of high school, she hung out with these guys. They weren't as known as her, except for Chris Raab but that's only because he put shit all over the lockers and it's still talked about to this day. Y/n was crazy and did the absolute dumbest shit. She was most known for her parties and how drunk she got during them. The drunker she was the more likely she was to do whatever you dared her to. From jumping from the second story onto a table to licking Ryan Dunn's toe.
The only thing Y/n did that the others, besides Ryan, wouldn't do is let her friends give her stick and poke tattoos. Eventually, she got some professionally done but most of her tattoos were stick and poke. Her body was covered in dumb quotes and stupid images. They all thought it was funny and weren't shocked she'd do that. It seemed like every day she had something new on her.
At school, she would show up high out of her mind and not get caught. Which turned into everyone showing up to school high and seeing who would get caught and who wouldn't. Without even trying she was a trendsetter. Her style had a mix of everything it just depended on the mood she was in. Some days she dressed more feminine and other days she looked like a skater, sometimes she dressed grunge.
The music she listened to varied but for the most part, it was all metal. Occasionally she listened to rock and very rarely anything else. She didn't watch tv very much, too busy being dumb with Ryan and Bam, but when she did watch something it was something as simple as Ren and Stimpy or cheesy 80s horror films.
Y/n didn't drop out like the others, even though she wanted to. When she finally graduated she got a job at a local skater shop, thanks to Bam. She knows very little about skating, just how-to and a few trick names. Her main goal was to save up and bartend, so she was working and saving up for school. Occasionally she did some stunts for the CKY movies, but pranking and just completely irritating everyone was her go-to.
Ryan didn’t know what it was but he was hooked from the moment they met. Her natural ‘I don’t give a fuck attitude’ had him in a chokehold. He was so intrigued by her and wanted to know more about her.
Y/n was best friends with Raab and met the other through him. Bam let her hang out with them because she was cool and because he was scared of what would happen if he said no. She was beyond intimidating, which made Ryan like her even more. She could hold her own and didn't need anyone.
***
The buzzing of her phone interrupted her dancing and listening to music. Annoyed she answered it, “What?”
“Hey, Y/n. Let us in” Raab said and hung up. Y/n rolled her eyes and walked out of her room to let them in. Her music blared throughout the house. When she unlocked the door, Bam, Ryan, Dico, and Raab stood there. “Are you gonna stand there like idiots or are you gonna tell me what you want?”
“Come to LA with us to film Jackass. It’ll be cool trust me.” Ryan said
She looked them up and down trying to decide if it really would be cool. Y/n would have to call off and get someone to cover the bar for the weekend. “Alright. I’ll go”
And with that, she packed her stuff and got on the plane with them to LA. When they landed they immediately went to the bar to get some drinks. Walking into the bar Bam immediately went up to a group of guys Y/n wasn’t familiar with. The group of guys started to yell and cheer.
Apparently, Bam and Ryan always brought up Y/n any chance they could. Having a girl who was just like the Jackass guys was something they loved to brag about.
The guys came up to her and introduced themselves. “I'm Steve-o” He stuck his hand out. “Y/n” She shook his hand.
“I don’t wash my hands”
“Neither do I” Steve-o erupted in laughter not expecting that kind of response.
Throughout the night Y/n talked to the Jackass crew and drank. Keeping up with them with no problem. They all got to know Y/n and listened to countless stories that Raab and Dico loved to talk about. Like messing with the teacher's cars and pulling pranks in the hallways and bathrooms. Bam liked when she got fired from multiple jobs because of his own pranks. Ryan hadn't made a comment on it, but he loved everything she's done.
By the end of the night, which was early morning, everyone was drunk and stumbled to their hotel rooms. Ryan kept his arm around Y/n holding her up as they walked. When she looked up at him she saw him differently. Maybe it was his friendliness; the way he made sure to get her Advil and water and offered to hold her hair back if she needed to throw up. It was a new kind of consideration he hasn’t had for her before and it was in that moment she realized that she might like Ryan a little more than a friend.
Later in the morning, Y/n was rudely awakened by everyone storming into her room. Her spare key was taken and used to her disadvantage. She grabbed the comforter and pulled it over her head, “Get the fuck out!”
“Get up Y/n we have to film” She could hear Bam rolling his eyes and getting impatient. Y/n sighed and got up.
On set, Y/n baked in the warm sun. Watching the skaters attempt to do the wooden loop that stood before her. It was entertaining, to say the least but she needed some way to cool down. Even in shorts and a bikini top, she was burning up.
Ryan stood beside her watching Bam go again. “Dunn, I’m sweating my balls off. Let’s go in the water.” He let out a chuckle and nodded, “Alright alright. C’mon”
They both went down to the shore and put their feet in the water. Y/n leaned down to put some water on her arms and legs. Ryan was too busy looking over to watch the Bam skate down the ramp to notice that Y/n was staring trying to figure out how she now viewed him. Before she could give it a deeper thought, she decided she should push him in.
She stood up all the way to figure out to do it without him knowing. The movement made him look over at her. She smiled at him and moved closer. Her arm moved to wrap around his lower back, which wasn’t unusual for them. Before she could wrap it around him she quickly pushed him from behind. Ryan was completely caught off guard.
Y/n leaned over and laughed. He stood up and started to walk back while she stayed in the same spot catching her breath. She had no idea he was planning on getting her back so soon so when he tackled her into the water it shocked her. When she got up from underwater she smiled at him. He returned it and started splashing her with water. They both laughed and splashed each other some more. As the sun started to set they both got out of the water to dry off and go out again.
It didn’t take long before Y/n was taking shots and drinking with Steve-o and Chris. They begged her to do something stupid and even made it a competition to see who could do the stupidest thing. The cameras were constantly out and filming just in case they caught anything good. They mostly stayed on Johnny who was flirting with some girl.
“Fine!” She laughed and stood up from the barstool she was sitting at. Y/n looked around the bar trying to figure out what to do for their entertainment. “Okay distract the workers.”
No questions asked they both separated and kept them busy. Chris flirted with the bartender and Steve-o was asking security stupid things.
With everyone distracted she walked over to the pool table area and stood on it. Before she could even do what she was going to do Ryan was throwing her over his shoulder and walking out of the bar.
“Y/n got in trouble” Chris laughed
On the way back Y/n kicked and punched Ryan as much as she could trying to get out of his grip. Being in his arms made her stomachs flutter, which was new. Ryan had done this plenty of times. He threw her on her hotel bed and tossed a water bottle at her.
“C'mon Ry! How are we gonna see what Chris and Steve-o do?” She complained.
He let out a laugh and shook his head, “How am I supposed to tell you I like you if I’m always watching Steve-o do what he always does.”
Heat rushed to her cheeks and she was at a loss for words. This made him chuckle. “You heard me right. I like you. A lot.”
“Ry-“
“Just go to sleep,” Ryan said sitting on the chair next to the window and turning on the TV.
***
In the morning, Y/n didn’t remember their conversation. She knew she was supposed to remember something but she couldn’t. Ryan expected that, which was why he said what he said. He knew it was not the right way to go about it so he was thankful she didn’t have too many memories of the previous night.
Back home everything went back to normal. Y/n worked at the bar, while Bam and the others would make their CKY videos and do their own thing. It was nice to be back in West Chester.
Ryan hadn’t talked to Y/n. He couldn't keep his feelings from her any longer but didn’t know how to go about it. There was never a good time to bring it up. He thought about asking Bam for advice but that'd be a dead-end so instead he went to Raab who knew Y/n best. Raab didn't have much advice except for be honest and tell Y/n whenever he could, so Ryan convinced Raab to tell Bam to throw a party. Bam had no other plans and agreed with no problem.
Y/n got ready for the party and waited for Raab to come and pick her up. The doorbell rang and she ran to answer it yelling at her parents that'd she was leaving. She was slightly taken back when Ryan was on the other side of the door, but went along with it.
"So where's Raab?" She asked as they drove to Bam's house. Ryan scoffed, "Already drunk and forgot about you."
"Why am I not surprised"
At Bam's he got out of the car rushing to the other side to open it for her. She thanked him and walked up to the front door with him.
"Ya know, Ry. I like you too. A lot."
His eyes widened and his cheeks reddened, "You do?"
She kissed his cheek and nodded before going inside to enjoy the night and maybe get some more alone time with Ryan.
sweet dreams are made of this who am I to disagree
𝐉𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐀𝐒𝐒! - masterlist
Johnny Knoxville!
Fics!
• Crush
- | in which the boys go to film on a ranch, and knoxville can’t seem to keep his eyes off the girl in the cowboy boots.
Headcanons!
• meeting/getting asked out by Knox!
Moodboards!
• knox and coquette girl moodboard
Bam Margera!
-nothing yet!
Ryan Dunn!
-nothing yet!
Chris Pontius!
Fics!
Drabbles!
Headcanons!
• being party boys gf!
Steve-o!
Fics!
Drabbles!
Headcanons!
• being Steve’s gf and traveling with him for WildBoyz!
If you want to request for other members that’s completely fine! Send them in lol
THIS IS SO SPECIAL TO ME
JOHNNY KNOXVILLE LOML
This might be weird... but do you think you could do some head cannons of Johnny, Ryan, and Bam dating a high maintenance girl/a girly girl/maybe even a bimbo? Like a girl who loves shopping, getting her nails done, the color pink and all that? If not I understand!
Johnny, Ryan, and Bam Dating a High Maintenance Girl!
a/n: Omg this isn't weird to me at all!!! Hell I have even thought about what they would be like dating a girly girl, so I'm sorry if this is a super long headcannons list... But in my defense it was the 2000s and being a high maintenance girl was the thing right?
prompt: Title!
warnings: Fem!reader, very light smut, fluff, partying/drinking
Johnny
You two met when Johnny had a photoshoot for a magazine and was told last minute that he was going to model with a female model
At first he was a bit mad, he didn't really want to shoot with another person let alone a girl he would have to do some sort of sexual poses with
But when you walked in the door in your pink crop top, low rise jeans, pink heels with fluff on the tips, and your white hand bag he fell in love
He tried to keep it as professional as he could while shooting with you
Was quick to ask you out after the shoot, which you happily said yes too.
And the rest is history!
He knows very well that your high maintenance but he really doesn't care cause he loves it
Like after he gets ran over by a bull he likes going home and listening to how you got your nails done today and how you got 'JK' on them while you cuddle with him
It really brings him down to earth
He would love to go shopping with you
Though at first you would fight with him about paying because you had enough money to buy your own things but soon just let it happen cause you knew he wouldn't change his mind
Plus who doesn't like to be spoiled?
Johnny would love when you tried things on for him he would call it his own mini fashion show
Even though he thinks you look great in anything he still is iffy about the length of things...
"Whatda think Knox?"
"Baby you look great, really, but that skirt is no longer than half a ruler-"
But he would love picking out clothes for you, his favorite things to pick out for you being low rise jeans and cropped tank tops
But going back to him spoiling you...
I'm talking flowers, chocolate, clothes, ANYTHING.
He just loves seeing how excited you get :((
Even while he is away filming he would buy you stuff to surprise you when he gets home
"Hey Steve-o do ya think Yn would like this?"
Also when he is away filming he calls you as soon as he is finished filming for the day and tells you everything he did and you happily listen for hours until you both fall asleep on the phone
Weird side note but I feel like he has you keep random things in your purse for him??
Like lighters, chapstick, his sunglasses, really random things
You two 100% would match during red carpet events
Johnny always lets you pick your dress before he picks his suit though
A lot of your red carpet looks have probably been super popular with the press
The headlines in magazines probably say "See the outfits Johnny Knoxville and Yn Yl stole the carpet in once again!" or "See Johnny Knoxville's and Yn Yl's eye-catching matching look!" and maybe even "Johnny Knoxville and Yn Yl, the best dressed couple!"
Omg when you two go out and party with the Jackass guys it's always a good time
Even though Johnny thinks there is no reason for you to start getting ready at 7:25pm when you guys are leaving for the party till 11:30pm
But either way he always thinks you look great
Johnny could always be found near you no matter where you are
Whether it's standing outside of the bathroom to wait for you, sitting next to you with an arm around you, or him just standing behind you while you order something from the bar
But you usually love to dance at parties which isn't Johnny's strong suit...
So he happily watches as you dance with Chris (nothing handsy though) or one of your friends from the booth you guys claimed
You will usually come back and take a seat on Johnny's lap and he'll kiss the back of your neck
"You looked so good out there dancing doll."
But if a guy is flirting with you so god help him.
"You're a real pretty thing baby."
"Yeah and that 'real pretty things' boyfriend is going to rip ya a new ass if you don't back off."
When Johnny gets to drunk he will get handsy with you
Maybe even put a hand up your dress and with a drunken blush on his face tell you his hot you are
But when you drink too much you can get mouthy, which has led to Johnny having to throw you over his shoulder and walk you out of the bar while holding your heels in his free hand to avoid you getting into fights with men 10x bigger than you
When you go on set with him Johnny makes sure no one is messing with you
If someone even dares to they will have the worst week of their life coming for them
The guys think you're a sweetheart though so they never mess with you
But they do find it funny how whipped Johnny is for you
"Knoxville would probably lick the bottom of Yn's pink heels if she asked." -Bam 100%
You don't mind being on camera at all either, Johnny often seen having his arm tossed around you
But when something gross happens and your on set the camera crew was told by Jeff to pan the camera wherever you are
You just have the best reactions and Jeff thinks it's funny how you shake your hands and turn your head away while gagging
"Ew that's totally gross! Why the hell would you ever even!?"
Johnny loves to kiss you, your cherry chapstick is addicting to him
But he totally hates when you wear lip gloss, it's sticky and gross to him
"I'm not kissin' you when you have that shiny stuff on your lips Yn!"
"But why not :("
You shower him with kissed and hugs all the time though lip gloss or not
Johnny loves that pda is ok with you too, he loves everyone knowing your his and he's yours
Overall he would love dating a girly girl.
Ryan
You two met back in high school
Ryan was pretty known throughout the school for doing dumb things with his friends but you were known for being the cheer captain and dating a football player
But when you got your new classes and were sat next to Ryan you ended up dumbing your boyfriend for Ryan, even telling your ex boyfriend that cause you didn't think it would matter you left him for Ryan
But Ryan walked the halls of his school with his guard up high for the rest of his high school life because he didn't want to get jumped by the football team.
This man would LOVE dating a high maintenance girl
Like he just loves it for some reason?
He probably calls you Barbie cause he thinks you act like a human version of her
From the purses, nails, clothes, and shoes
But he totally loves it all
I feel like if you two moved into somewhere together it would be more your stuff than his
Like he simply wouldn't care what you did with the place because he just doesn't care
As long as he has room in the closet he really doesn't care
But this has caused the boys to make fun of his new crib...
"Have you seen Ryans place? He lives in a Barbie house, everything is pink and sparkly!"
Ryan loves when you two get to sit on the couch and watch stuff though
Only because when he lays on your chest you scratch his head with your long nails
He also loves when you two do face masks, he doesn't really care for it while it's on but he loves when he gets to sit on the toilet with you between his legs while you apply it and take it off
You get beard burn from Ryan bad cause you always are giving him kisses
Ryan has a favorite lip balm you use and it's strawberry
He loves the way it feels on his lips and the way it tastes
Though Ryan loves your chapsticks and lip balms he hates your lipstick
There has been countless times where Ryan and you will be making out and you push him off cause you remember you're wearing your expensive lipstick
Always gets him frustrated but he's learned to just let it go
But Ryan usually doesn't like bringing you out to party because he just doesn't want you to have to deal with all the drunk guys
But when he does once in a while your the center of attention
All the guys talking to you asking you about girly things and you happily talk to them
But you sadly are sometimes blind to see that they are flirting with you
"I went shopping the other day and found these super cute pair of underwear!"
"Really? What color are they?" - Probably Steve-o with a dumb smirk on his face
"They're my favorite color." - Ryan while shooting daggers at Steve-o
When you get brought on set you are most likely on Ryan's lap or have your arms wrapped around his arm
No one messes with you, no one wants to feel the wrath of Ryan and possibly Bam
One time Steve-o jokingly threw your new heels in the water and when you started crying Ryan was pissed
Steve-o ended up getting shot with a paintball gun Ryan found in a van 14 times and even got a hard slap in the back of the head
Ever since then no one has even dared to mess with you
That doesn't mean Ryan doesn't mess with you though
You have found a couple of large spiders placed in your purses by him or been thrown into lakes by him while on set
You probably yell at Ryan all the time to shower
You insist he smells bad and if he won't take a shower you drown him in your floral perfumes
Ryan has been told by Jackass members, crew members, fans, family, and even strangers that he smells like a girl
He likes it though, it let's everyone know he's taken
Probably got a random tattoo on his arm that reminds you of him
Maybe a bow or your favorite flower
When you showed him you thought it was really cool and sweet which only made Ryan love it more
When you go shopping and bring Ryan along he gives you honest criticism on outfits
"It kinda clashes with the belt don't you think?"
"It's cute but not with those shoes."
"That would look good with that skirt you have."
But if you dare to bring him into the dressing room with you expect a very handsy Ryan
"Just making sure the fabric is good honey."
"But Ryan that's my underwear, not the skirt."
You two have had a couple of quickies in dressing rooms
But overall he treats you like a princess cause he thinks you're a real life one :)
Bam
You two met during cky when Bam was kicking footballs at cars, when Bam hit your car with a ball you had turned around to go back cause who does that?
Bam was expecting some old guy to get out of the car yelling but when you stepped out in a short dress and heeled boots him, Dico, Ryan, and Chris were all shell-shocked
Bam was quick to begin apologizing you even saying they are filming for a movie where they pull pranks and that he would even give you money to fix the non-existent dent
You laughed it off though telling them it was fine and as long as there was no damage it's ok.
Out of the four boys who all wanted your number Bam was the only one with the balls to ask, and when he did he surprisingly got your number
Bam dating a high maintenance girl makes perfect sense to me
Cause he is kinda high maintenance too right???
But he EATS UP having a hot girly girl girlfriend
He even funds basically all of your shopping trips
Hell he even joins shopping with you!
Though you two have very, very, different styles
"Babe you'd look smoking in this!"
"But Bam it's so... dull... and not colorful..."
But he will go into your stores with you cause you go into his
Though he doesn't enjoy it when you take super long and ends up messing around with things
But when it comes to you trying things on he will sit quietly and wait for you to come out of the room
He always says everything you wear is cute which is sweet but expensive
His favorite store you go to though is any lingerie store ever
He picks out some things for you to try on and loves seeing all of them
"Do a spin for me, I wanna see it from ever angle."
"God you're so hot."
"You're totally getting that right?"
But when it comes to his room he gets mad when your pink blankets are out cause his room is supposed to be 'dark' and 'badass'
Ape always tells him to stop whining over one pink blanket
Also Ape and Phil ADORE you
Ape loves going shopping with you and even just baking with you, your like the daughter she's always wanted
Phil loves you cause you always yell at Bam when he's mean to him, which no one has done before
"Bam you're being a total dick for no reason at all! Stop it!"
"Sorry babe."
While filming Viva La Bam you were on film almost every episode because Bam wanted the whole world to know you were his
You were also the host for many of their stupid game shows, Bam even going the extra mile and buying you those fancy dresses hosts wear
Dico, Chris, and Ryan frequently flirted with you which always resulted in Bam hitting them or doing whatever he could think of
Poor Chris one time caught more than several pies to the face just for saying you looked pretty one day :(
But Bam never and I mean NEVER would prank you no matter if it was on Jackass or Viva La Bam
He doesn't even let you on the Jackass set cause he says it's quote, "Literal hell."
So you only go to premieres and things like that with him
Always dressed to impress too
We all know Bam loves being a bit extra at red carpets too so one time he had you shower him in dark pink lipstick kisses
His favorite photo of him on a red carpet is you kissing his cheek while he already had at least twenty other lipstick marks on his face while his cheeks were pink and he had a goofy smile on his face
I feel like you would model his skateboards for him?
Like since they are pink Bam thought it would be cool to have you hold them for photos since you love pink
Bam ended up going all out for the shoot and the photos were so good he made posters of you with them
Which sold out SUPER fast
He would be so excited to tell you :(((
"Yn! Babe! Your posters sold out already!"
Bam also would be very affectionate behind closed doors
Kisses, hugs, cuddling he loves it all
He also likes being the little spoon, but he made you swore to never tell
He likes laying his head between your thighs and hugging your leg while sleeping :,)
He also loves making out with you
But like the sloppy making out, the kind that leaves your lipstick smeared on your face and his along with his hair becoming a mess
I think he tries giving you hickeys but you quickly shove him off saying you don't want the bruises on your neck cause they would look bad on camera
This totally would make him grumpy
But Bam loves being high maintenance with his high maintenance girl!!!
// Back to the Basics //
steve- o x fem!reader
summary: you and steveo used to be best friends, knowing eachother since highschool and all. but growing up sucks. Especially when your best friend who you had/have a massive crush on now does coke off of models backs.
❥ ༄ you were so happy for steve-o when his career as a stunt man finally took off. you've know him since highschool and knew that it was definitely the right career for him. You remembered how you two would always go to the park after school and you would just sit and watch him skate, occasionally you would ask him to teach you.
❥༄ "well first you have to put your foot on the board dude" steveo said with a sarcastic tone. you looked at him and pouted "obviously i know that but which one?" for once, he was looking at 𝘆𝗼𝘂 like you were the dumb one. of course you kinda knew which foot you were supposed to put on the board, but steveo just intimated you so much you lost all knowledge around him and it was like your brain was constantly short circuiting. it was that or all the pot you guys smoked last period. he shook his head and laughed. "put down your most dominant foot babe." your heart did a little skip at that. it wasn't unusual for steveo to use pet names with you, but still, everytime he did it made you flustered...and confused. hesitantly, you put your foot on the board. steveo nodded then spoke up "ok now your other foot, then stand sideways, and push with the first foot you put down." you did as told and started moving. you guys were both laughing as you started to get the hang of it "awesome y/n you're better than when i started!" you blushed and smiled at him "thanks stevie" he gave you a soft smile, then ushered for you to follow him. "come on man let's get some tacos from this truck i'm starved." you got off the board and handed it to him and began following him. you loved this side of steve. everyone else thought he was jsut some rich obnoxious asshole who loved attention. and while that wasn't too far from the truth, he still had a loveable side like everyone else. he was extremely funny and could make you smile no matter what mood you were in, he was actually pretty smart at times, and was whole heartedly kind. to you at least. not so much everyone else. you wish everyone could see his soft side so they would understand why you hung out with him, but you also liked how it was reserved just for you.
❥༄ now it's 2002 and "Jackass: The Movie" was doing rounds in the ticket office. Your and Steveos relationship became basically non existent ever since he joined jackass. he started blowing you off to go hang out with other people you didn't even know, started partying a lot more, (if that was even possible) and he was always busy filming stunts, or being in the er. you tried not to bug him about it, afraid of seeming clingy and like you wanted to drag him down, which of course you didn't. you just wanted your friend back. It was a thursday evening and you had just gotten back from your big girl office job. ever since you were little you knew you wanted to leave your home town. It just always felt so small and closed off from the rest of the world to you. you wanted to live somewhere more progressive. so you got serious about school and were able to get a stable, good paying job in san diego. you went to your room, changed, then plotted down on your couch with some greasy fast food. hey you were single and lived alone, so you sometimes forgot to get groceries. you turned on the tv and began flipping through channels. the station it landed on was MTV, you were skeptical about leaving it on, knowing that everytime you saw steveo now, it tugged at your heart. You watched him change, for better and for worse. of course he's always been completely insane, but he had a soft side to him. now all you ever see is him intoxicated. you decided to leave it on. "maybe they won't even play jackass" you thought to yourself. the commercials ended and the intro for "MTV cribs" began to play and you let out a breath you didn't know you were holding. but once the episode started, you were stunned. it was apparently a "jackass exclusive" episode where steveo and all his other cast members were showing their "cribs." you knew you should turn it off, or find something else to watch, but you didn't want too. the tv began to show steveo, wasted as ever. you watched in disappointment as he began showing his disgusting apartment, putting hot sauce in his eye, and breaking stuff. Of course this was normal for him, but seeing him on tv do it, knowing millions of others were watching, made your heart hurt for him. "i guess his dream came true..." you thought to yourself. you've been knowing for a while yours and steveos relationship was basically over, but this was the breaking point for you. you put your food away, shut the tv off, and curled up into bed. just staring at your ceiling remembering all the good times and how they were over.
❥༄ It was a cold autumn day when your boss called you into her office. the leaves were changing, the air became crisp, and your outfits became a lotttt cuter. it was your favorite season so you were in a good mood when you walked into her office. "hey you needed to see me?" you asked while giving her a hug and handing her a coffee. "thanks! and yeah i have great news for you!" you gasped and put your hands over your mouth. "tell me!" she had a huge smile on her face while she spoke " the board is sending you to LA to get more info for our project! they think you're the perfect candidate for the job." of course you were happy hearing this, it meant you got to travel, even if it was for work, and you've never been to LA before. but you were a little shaken at the thought of being in the same city as steve o after all this time. your boss gave you all the information you needed for you trip and sent you back to your cubicle.
❥༄ a week later, and you were on your way to LA. You were driving there alone, insisiting your boss that you were fine. you tuned on the radio and cool by gwen stefani began playing. as you listened to the lyrics, you began wondering if you and steveo would ever have a relationship like that, where you could be happy and proud for eachother for finding another love, but then again, did you even want a relationship with him at all if it wasn't him as 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 partner? you couldn't see your self being in love with anyone else, you've never been in love with anyone else. 2 hours and 30 minutes later, you made it to your hotel. you grabbed your bags from the car, checked in, and settled in your room. once you were done, you noticed the time, 5:00. "most bars have happy hour right now.." you thought to yourself." you've always wanted to be in LA, so you decided to let loose and find a bar.
❥༄ you changed form your juicy tracksuit, put on a cuter outfit, and added some makeup. you began walking around looking for a bar. once you found one, you walked in and sat at the bar "a sex on the beach please" you told the bartender with a smile. he gave you your drink and you sipped it in silence, already regretting coming here. you weren't that social to begin with, and it's not like you knew anyone. you regretted not having your boss come along. all of a sudden, you heard some loud voices walk in. it sounded like a bunch of guys so you just stayed staring ahead. you would drink your cocktail, go home, change, and watch 10 things i hate about you for the millionth time. then, you heard a voice you knew all too well speak up. "2 budweisers bud" just your luck. steveo was 3 feet away from you. you noticed him look at you then look away, then snap his neck and look back. "holy shit y/n" you turned to look at him, and you wish you didn't. this was your first time seeing and hearing him in person and not through a tv and he still looked beautiful as ever "o-oh! hey stevie" you always called him that. everyone else called him steveo and steve but you just started calling him stevie one day and it stuck. he gave you a hug while smiling you returned it, hoping he wouldn't notice how your shoulders tensed or how your heart was daring to jump out your chest. even with some alcohol in your system he still made you incredibly nervous. damn it. he pulled away from the hug but stayed close. "what are you doing here. you're still in san diego right?" you fidgeted with your hands and had a nervous smile on your face as you spoke. "i'm here for work" he nodded "oh right on!" he seemed really happy to see you actually, but a part of you was telling you that it was just an act and he couldn't give 2 shits about what you were up too. i mean how happy could he be if he never bothered to call anymore? you noticed he was kind of staring at you, then he spoke up "you look r-really good" he said shyly with a soft smile, which was rare from him, and it felt so nostalgic to see him like that again. "thanks so do you" you said while playing with your hair. it was a nervous fidget you had. then all of a sudden, a tall man with dark hair and dark sunglasses came up to you both. it none other than the johnny knoxville. "where's my beer o?" he spoke. steveo jumped a little and looked away from you "here man" johnny took the can then turned to face you. "oh sorry am i interrupting something?" before steveo could even say anything though, you spoke up "oh no i was...just about to leave." you got down from the chair and slinged your purse on your shoulder. "bye boys" you said as you walked out. as much as you wanted to stay and talk to steveo while staring into his eyes, you knew he was officially done with you. he was hanging out with the big shots now. including bam margera and tony hawk. he was banging models and getting wasted daily. he was living life like a rockstar, like he always wanted, and you didn't wanna ruin that for him. it always seemed that you and steveo were from completely different worlds, but now it was painfully obvious. and you didn't belong in his, or so you thought.
❥༄ you were a few blocks from the bar when you began to hear someone behind you running and yelling "y/n wait!" you turned around and saw steveo coming towards you, with your phone in his hand. once he caught up to you he handed it to you "you left this back there" you grabbed the phone while shaking your head "gosh not again!" you put the phone in your purse then turned to him "thanks you're a life saver." he laughed at your comment "still a klutz huh?" he said with a playful smirk. you gave him one back. "old habits die hard" he let out a little chuckle, then his expression slightly changed from playful to serious. "speaking of that.. i meant what i said back there. you look good." you stared at him, not really knowing what to say. it seemed like he was holding back. he noticed that you knew this and continued " i mean seeing you was like a breath of fresh air" he said with a slight chuckle. you could tell he was tipsy. he was always sweet when he was tipsy. "your face reminds me of when everything was more...simple." you started to get angry. not necessarily at him but at the whole situation. and him saying that angered you even more. simple? did he think you were just some plain jane who had nothing better to do but hang out with him? "what is that supposed to mean?" you said while crossing your arms. he held his hands up in defense. " i didn't mean anything bad by it! it's just...you remind me of...before you know?" he said nervously. you'll admit, he was being ridiculously cute right now, but your anger was getting the better of you. "oh before you became an overnight celebrity and ditched me for brad pitt and lindsey lohan?" "y/n no please jsut list-" you cut him off. "no steve just stop....just stop." tears began to sting the corners of your eyes. you cursed yourself for always being so emotional. you spoke up, your voice shaky. "i was fine with leaving us and all the good times in the past and letting go, but now here you are pouring salt on all my wounds" steveo was staring at you, his face deathly serious and his eyes wide. "why do you think you have to leave us in the past?" you laughed at this. was he serious? "seriously? i mean come on steve we haven't talked in forever and...you're just...different now" he stared at you, looking genuinely hurt, and you knew he hated it when people called him steve, he told you so back in sophmore year when you guys were on the swings at some random park,
"𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸?"
you snapped out of your memory when steveo began shouting back at you "you think i haven't noticed y/n? i mean fuck, i just got off a bender, and i'm probably gonna go on another one." you stared at him dumbfounded. "that's not my fault steve i-" "yeah it is!" he yelled at you. you blinked and stepped back. "w-what?" he looked away from you and ran a hand through his short hair while looking down at his shoes. "ever since you left to san diego i've been lost man. you stared at him as he continued. " i've always been crazy but when i was with you... i was able to stop and be me. you didn't expect me to do any stunts, you didn't expect money or drugs from me, you just accepted me for me. the first time we hung out was the first time i felt normal, like i didn't have to put up an act so you would stay interested." it's true that you left him first. once you turned 18 you moved to san diego and started looking for jobs within your field. you didn't know how much this affected steveo thought, you didn't know he needed you as much as you needed him. while you were standing there, staring at him, in shock, he got tired of your silence. "man forget it." he waved his hand and began walking away. you snapped out of your trance and began yelling for him "no stevie! come back." he turned around, with cold eyes. you walked up to him and began to speak "i didn't know you felt that way. i didn't know you needed me as much as i needed you..." you let out a sad laugh "as much as i still need you. im sorry" you looked up at him to catch his reaction, but he was already staring at you, and as soon as your eyes locked, it was like something inside of him snapped. he grabbed your face and kissed you, hard. you were frozen for a second, you always wanted this and it was hard to believe that it was happening. but you pushed all those feelings back and melted into the kiss, putting your hands around his neck while his snaked down to your waist. you pulled away first, and smiled at him. he stepped back then spoke "you don't know how long i've wanted to do that" you laughed at his cheesey comment, then slapped his forehead. he grabbed his forehead and groaned "what the hell was that for?" you laughed at him and rubbed the area you slapped, as a sorry. "for not telling me you liked me back all those years ago!" he looked at you with a soft smile. "well let me make it up to you... how about we get lunch tomorrow? or breakfast or dinner whatever's best for you." he said while scratching his neck. you laughed at how nervous he was "how about dinner and a movie...the new star wars is out we can watch that!" he laughed at your excitement "ok geek sounds good" you just laughed it off and smiled at him. you guys were stuck staring at eachother for a minute before you spoke up "walk me to my room?" he grabbed your hand "lead the way babe" you missed that nickname. you giggled as you two began walking away, forever thankful for this evening. it felt you two were back to the basics.
authors note: hope you guys liked this! i know a lot of stuff in here is inaccurate but for the sake of the fic let's pretend everything's ok! also this was inspired by lana del reys unreleased song "back to the basics"