Running With Scissors - Tumblr Posts - Page 3
he's waiting for a raincoat and a cool photo shoot
where is your conscience?
Dood. š„
what i love about postal is that dude is silly enough in the other games that people forget he's unironically insane
ah my favorite jpop song, temporomandibular grind
repost cuz the quality was real musty
idk if it still is but if it still is im too lazy 2 fix it
woah
+ Dave grihl
Ouggghhhhhh some old drawing from my notebook oughhh
had to be drawn IMMEDIATELY
Do you guys think p1 dude would have stopped going postal if someone had stopped him in the middle of shooting by saying ābabe stop. This isnāt like you š„ŗā
guh some p3 x p1 stuff š
(I wouldve done these digitally but im lazy)
MY LOVEā¦ MY LITTLE ONGYDOPLE. THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE. MY LIL BOPPIEDOOP. SKUNKLESKILE. TIDDILYBOP. LINGLOP. GOPPYSOPPY. FLINJOM FOINGLEDOOPLE.
Its 100% canon that BD dude likes to bully p1 (mike j told me)
Rating each postal dude
Postal 1 dude-
THE OG!!! Could never go wrong with him!! Very classic, and not much to say. 11/10
Postal 2 dude-
The first thing that comes to mind for most people. Got tired of seeing his design everywhere get outta here manš 4.5/10
Postal 3 dude-
Solid 6/10, i love him but hate him </3
Postal Brain Damaged dude-
Concept art version was WAY better, who gave him that gown??? Who let him walk outside like that????? He look silly afšššššš 2/10
Postal Redux dude-
No words, im disappointed. Any negative number/10
Movie dude-
no
Postal 4 dude-
Stinky, but way more tolerable than whatever BD dude isš 5.5/10
Corkscrew Rules dude/Shtopor-
Such an innocent trans icon angelš i love this bbg!! 10/10
OUGH another drawing dump cuz i had these laying around bcuz im lazy
Man i oughta stop drawing on lined paper
Some dude portraits
due to his severe ADD, p3 dude failed to finish his sentence
(srry if this is bad, its one of my first edits that ive posted publiclyšš(that typo made me cry))
Some p1 dude HCs!!
This post might be long srry abt that arghhh (curse you mobile tumblr!!!!!!!!!!!)
Is around his mid to late 20s
His parents divorced when he was younger
Owns a guitar and loves Rock and Metal (and occasionally Grunge????)
Postal Redux dude is his demon
Def would be able to tell you every single fact about something he loves
He found Champ in a box on the streets while it was raining (like the cartoons fr)
Has a leg bouncing stim !!!!!
Also fiddles with his thumbs as if heās about to be interrogated
Goes silent when heās angry or annoyed
Owns one of those Beanie Baby plushies (specifically one of the bird ones)
Sometimes each winter, heāll hallucinate making snowmen with PR dude
Had a very caring mother
Sleeps like heās dead or smthn (leg hanging off the bed dramatically)š
Also a deep sleeper (if that makes sense)
He owns a lil tiny olā puppy Champ
Champ cheers him up when heās crying
Works at a Walmart and runs on energy drinks
Whenever heās trying to sleep, PR dude mocks him about whatever heās thinking of before he finally falls asleep
Also gets some sort of interesting question in his mind as heās trying to sleep and immediately grabs his phone and searches to see if itās true
The type of guy to introduce you to something and gets a little mad when you know more about it than he does
Yes, he would weird other people out. I hope weāve all accepted that.
Doesnāt understand social cues most of the time
Can be a genuinely nice guy sometimes if you get to know him
Loves giving out candy on Halloween
Occasionally listens to Doja Catā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦
The other dudes have to wash his hair for him because P1 wonāt do it himself
The type of guy to have cereal but no milk
He wears one earring (you canāt disagree)
Likes making origami animals when heās really bored
NUMBER ONE LOVER OF FRUITSā¼ļøā¼ļø
Used to own a pet snake
PR dude eventually somehow separated from P1ās mind and became a separate person (this oneās still a bit weird to me the more I think about it)
Ok thatās it!! Iāll never ever develop any more headcanon ideas ever again
P1 qnd Redux making snowman!1!
Held off on posting this because i thought the lighting looked bad but i got too lazy to retake the picture
Plus, i erased so much i ruined the paper so way 2 go!!!!!!!!