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7 years ago

PHILIPPINE HISTORY Ver. 2.0 #rp612fic

Pag nagets mo ‘to ibig sabihin nakinig ka ng mabuti sa Philippine History titser mo.

Rizal in Starbucks:

Barista: “What’s your name sir?”

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Andres Bonifacio stood mightily in front of the Katipuneros and shouts

"WHAT’S UP MADLANG PEOPLE????!!“

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9:44AM *Andres Bonifacio created the group Katipunan*

*Emilio Aguinaldo joins the group*

*Andres Bonifacio left the group*

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Jose Rizal: “Updated na ang Noli Me Tangere sa Wattpad! Go check it out!”

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After finishing Noli Me Tangere, Andres Bonifacio walks up to Rizal and whispers in his ear, “hugot.”

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Jose Rizal on Facebook be like: “About to be shot.” - Feeling nervous

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Rizal took a deep breath, faced the Spanish firing squad, and before they shouted fuego, he whispered,

“Huhubellz.”

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Juan Luna: “But first…… Let me paint a selfie!”

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Jose Rizal: The youth is the hope of our future.

Youths: Edi wow!

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Rizal: “I saw the future. I know the date of our freedom. June 1898.”

Andres: “Details, Pepe. June what?”

Rizal: “SCHWELVE

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“BRB.” – Gen. Douglas McArthur

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“Talk dirty to me.”

Rizal: “In what language?”

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Magellan to Lapu-lapu,

“Lapu like you do lapu-lapu like you do.”

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Jose Rizal to his girlfriends: “Cause all of me, loves all of you.“

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Sisa: *Kris Aquino voice* “OMG! where’s Crispin and Basilio like nacacaloca! I’m getting tired na…Darlaaaaa”

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Leonor: “Ako na lang, Ako na lang uli.”

Rizal: “She had me at my worst, you had me at my best, and you chose to break my heart.”

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Sisa to group chat: “Crispin, Basilio. Where you guys at?”

Seen 9:44AM

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Magellan: "I never meant to start a war, I just wanted you to let me in.”

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Rizal to Bracken:

Rizal: Are you Bonifacio? Because i want to Andres you.” #Breezy

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Jose Rizal updated his status on Facebook:

“Walang forever!” – feeling chickboy

Tagged Josephine Bracken and 8 others.

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"I can buy you, your friends, and this Bapor Tabo” - Donya Victorina

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Katipuneros: “When your legs don’t work like they used to before…”

Mabini: “Tangina niyo ah.

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Katipuneros warming up before going into battle

"ZUMBABIDAAAA!“

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( After Rizal’s death)

Joesphine Bracken: *goes to Sagada*

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Melchora Aquino to the wounded Katipuneros:

"That’s the thing about pain, it demands to be felt.“

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