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Benvolio: Just... why?

Mercutio: I get asked that a lot and I find that the answer is often ’I thought it would be funny’.

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Romeo: Run away with me

Juliet: Why

Romeo: Join my emo band

Benvolio: Aren't you lactose intolerant?

Romeo: This isn't lactose- it's milk.

Mercutio: You're a fucking idiot

Mercutio: Well boys, looks like we can't mansplain, manipulate, or manwhore our way out of this one.

Benvolio: Maybe we try the girl version.

Romeo: I was thinking malewife it.