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So you're telling me some hoe made this pumpkin pie?

When a customer is mad at me for no reason.

Man. I work my jaw all day every day but it's been so long since I TALKED to somone. I make some eye contact, crack some jokes, and I think it's finally going to happen, but bam. There I am. Hovering over myself as I start JAWING again.

Someone walked up to me at work and started...petting me? Like a cat? Not anywhere particularly sensitive but uh??? Ma'm??? No?

I cannot.

I talk like her:

I look like her:

So basically:

And no, you can't speak to the manager because he went to Arizona three weeks ago and we haven't heard back from him since.

Reigonals are freaking out.

He's probably dead ma'am. Sorry.

So work today was somethin'