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Marauders in The common room

James: I love you lily.

Lily: Oh that makes two people.

James: WTF likes my Lily-flower?

Marlene: There is a boy in our year...Austin Blake, a Ravenclaw.

James: Say no more. Moony, Pads and Wormtail lets go!!!

[Marauders have left]

Lily:(Hysterically laughing)

Marlene: Did he actually go to kill some guy who doesn't exist?

Lily: (Between laughs) I guess.

Learn how to say 'Morning' from Sirius

Y/N: Good morning.

Peter: Good morning.

Remus: Good morning.

James: You all sound like robots, try spicing up a bit.

*Sirius Dramatically bursting in the great hall*

Sirius: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!!