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“I have been greeted with potentially the greatest piece of art that has been created in the 21st century” “this is sticking around” “I have to heads over to hotguy hq and see what else is available” “16 diamonds. That is a bargain. That is an absolute bargain for someone so attractive to have touched my calendar.” “he may have killed a horse, but have you not seen this calendar? have you not witnessed his biceps?!” “he’s just so attractive” [sensually] “what a man” [looking at the hotguy poster] “there’s only one hero that’s capable of such goodness” “I couldn’t be more lost… thankfully i have this guy watching over me and now everything feels fine” 

the m in mumbo jumbo stands for men-enjoyer

Omg the end game of ddvau Lil april fools doodle

so those guys from my last post, right?

mumbos hungry is all nws chat....