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Guys would’nt it be cool it someone wrote(bsd x reader fanfic ideas)

🖤Goth akutagawa x cutecore! Reader🎀

YALL LIKE IMAGINE LIKE THEY HAD THESE⬇️

LIKE OMFG 🎀🖤 …

🩹dazai x waiter/waitress! Reader🍽️

I LOKEY LOVE THIS ONE 😋 BECAUSE LIKE IDK WHY I JUST LIKE THIS IDEA :33 LIKE THIS MOTHER FORKER CONES TO THE CAFE YOU WORK AT AND THEN HE JUST STARTS FLIRTING AND ASKING YOU TO COMMIT SUICIDE WITH HIM AND YOU’ll STANDING THERE LIKE: 🧍‍♀️

🃏jester!Nikolai x Royal! Reader👑

OMG OMG LIKE I THOUGHT THIS IN MY HEAD AS REALLY SILLY AS LIKE NIKOLAI IS YOUR PERSONAL JESTER AND LIKE HE GOT JELLY BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING TO YOUR HuSbAnD AND NIKOLAI JUST STARTS CLINGING TO YOU 😋😋

LIKE HE’LL BE WEARING:⬇️

AND YOU BE WEARING:⬇️

LIKE SILLY :33

The Apple.

Summary : You go to a store with Dazai, Atsushi, and Ranpo. Dazai chooses to be a dumbass.

TW : Crack

A/N: I saw something on Pinterest and got a really stupid idea, please forgive me for this.

It was a typical day in your daily life, you had some plans with your co-workers to go shopping. All of you had just exited a shop, trying to be fast about it too. Just a few moments earlier Dazai, your co-worker, the Demon Prodigy, former Port Mafia Executive, the forever pain in Kunikida's side, had just taken a bite out of a display apple.

While all of you were roaming the store, looking at the different items on display, Dazai picked up an apple in a basket. As he inspected the apple he thought to himself how it seemed a bit lighter than normal. Shaking off the thought, he shrugged slightly opening up his mouth and taking a large bite out of it.

"DAZAI, WAIT-!" Atsushi screamed, startling the other customers in the store as well as yourself. You flinched slightly at the loud noise, turning around to see Atsushi trying (and failing) to take the apple away from Dazai. Ranpo stood beside you, chuckling at the scene of the two. The staff did not share his enjoyment.

It could be said, in a way, that Dazai won. Atsushi did manage to get the apple away from him, but not after he had already taken a large bite. The little menace even swallowed it, going on about how it might finally be the thing to kill him. Atsushi was looking awfully worried about the situation, where as Ranpo was simply entertained, happily licking his lollypop.

The four of you walked out of the store, right before the staff had the chance to kick you out.

"So where do we-" Atsushi was suddenly cut off by Dazai, right before he could ask where they would go.

"I say we go to an art gallery!" Dazai yelled, smacking is hand in Atsushi's face. The tiger boy tried to pry his hand off, letting out a quiet "mph-!" as he struggled.

"Why? So you can eat more display props?" Ranpo replied, looking at Dazai almost dumbfounded.

"It didn't taste that bad..."

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A/N : This was just a lil drabble I thought about so here you go :>