Read Another Book - Tumblr Posts

Learned about the existence of a cracksip Aragog x Ford Anglia (Ron's car) in the Harry Potter fandom. That's how people get by in the dark, not knowing that right next door they can have a giant sentient spider, creepily tricking a flying car into a toxic relationship and filthy web-bondage sex. (And yeah, I mean it. Prowl IS a flying car. Have you seen him when someone gets so pissed off with his bullshit they completely lose their shit on him?)