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SPOILER ‼️OKAY BUT EVE'S DRAWNING OF AMEN AND HER 😭😭😭she's cute i love her so much.
give me an actor, i give you a movie: Tom Hanks
↳You’ve Got Mail (1998) dir. Nora Ephron
“Well, let me ask you something. How can you forgive this guy for standing you up and not forgive me for this tiny little thing of… of putting you out of business? Oh, how I wish you would.”
When you choose Kindness of the Goddess path in Kali because you want MC to embrace her Indian heritage and learn more about the culture, and now 3 seasons later you have to side with Amrit and approve of mass murder:
Bro I love him so much
My love hate relationship with modern Ratchet and Clank games
TW: my opinion. its ok to disagree with me and I would love to hear your perspective. please don't send me hate. thank you.
I love rift apart and I love ratchet and clank as a series. I have played it since the ps2 era and it has a very special place in my heart, I loved the future trillogy too, and I love the newer games all the same.
but also some things bother me
1- clank making a dimentionator and announcing it to the universe felt out of character.
I don't care how you spice it the entirety of ACIT had clank learning about not abusing power for selfish reasons what the fuck game.
It would have worked if literally anyone but clank did that.
2- i miss Jim Ward.
this is not the games fault I am just sad about it. Captain Qwark was one of my favorites growing up. I wish him and his family good health and fortune. thank you for making my childhood you brilliant hilarious man.
3- This entire story feels like a waste of time.
can we just END the whole thing with the lombax race already. I loved the future trilogy but its been 10 years and I want to finally move on to other stories.
either showcase the lombax race, or don't. this has been dangling so much over my head that i have to occasionally remove cobwebs from it. lets just finish this story arc and move on please!
it feels like having the boys go to a parallel "what if never met" timeline just felt… wasteful.
I love rivet and kit but they are still just genderswapped ratchet and clank. You can't really have them meet new characters because they are just meeting themselves.
Yes i know this is a stupid take but i don't care. I just feel like this story was so…. safe. nothing ground breaking or interesting and it feels a bit wasteful.
4- ratchet's personality (also a problem with the 2016 remake)
what I loved about the original trillogy is that ratchet and clank were an amazing duo.
Ratchet was gruff, a little immature, and a bit standoffish. later on he matured (probably because he was like 13 in the first game lol) but he was STILL ratchet.
this reflected off of clank being naieve but good natured and intelligent. Clank became less naieve but he was STILL clank.
but since the 2016 reboot Ratchet went from a standoffish imperfect person to a generic wonderhero every single damn hollywood protagonist has.
the problem with this is that it basically ruins the dynamic with the boys. if both Ratchet AND clank are Naive then they don't really have a lot of chemistry…
Writers: please let your characters be flawed.
I liked ratchet BECAUSE of his flaws, and it feels like ratchet's personality was sandblasted off during the movie.
5- Comedy and seriousness 2 in one shampoo.
I liked the OG trillogy for its comedy, but it had a few serious bits too, mostly in up your arsenal.
I liked the Future trilogy for its serious bits, but it had comedy bits too sprinkled here and there which was a nice way to blow off tension.
for the most part sometimes it feels like this series doesn't know if it wants to be serious or joke-ey and so its kinda neither. Its just there. it exists.
please let the writers have fun with this man. It feels like a lot of the newer stuff has a corporate stranglehold on this series so its too afraid to alienate anyone.
as they always say: to appeal to EVERYONE you end up standing out to no one at all.
why am i making this post?
because tbh I don't want ratchet and clank to turn into bland safe mush that is designed to appeal to as much people as possible.
i love this game
But also this game only really brought me neat alt characters. I like fancy brit nefarious but thats about it. nothing really stands out to me about this game beyond it's premise.
it all feels too…safe?
That's why the lombax civilization story line didn't end, its because its too dangerous to ACTUALLY explore that anymore. that is why for some bloody reason characters keep randomly pointing out how lombax ratchet is being a lombax and that is what he is.
I am not angry, but that is EXACTLY my problem.
I WANT to be angry and upset
I WANT to have my ideas challenged
its more interesting that way! I remember way back in the day people were complaining about the tonal shift in the future trillogy and how they didn't like that.
more of that please! do interesting things with the characters I love! don't just sit on all these good ideas damnit!
anyways give me your thoughts. thank you for reading my lazy weird nerd rant. I stayed up late last night playing shadows of doubt and I will probably regret posting this once I get a full nights sleep lol. oh also shipping ratchet and rivet is weird. stop it I don't want this to be another sans self incest thing. It isn't as ungodly and terrible as the Allistor and Ratchet ship but its still weird as fuck. sorry not sorry please insomniac let women in this series exist for longer than 2 games at least so that the fans can be less emotionally starved. canonize relationships you cowards.
#nodronemoney Took my #RC whip that had been parked up for nearly two yrs & dropped a @gopro #HeroSession4 on the roof. Clients think I am a kid at Christmas but hey! Played around with one of these free video editing apps. This is gonna take some practice 🙈 #thinkpink #dbAcarea #pinktober #breastcancerawareness #dbAclips #dbAfitness #dbAfam #dbAextendedfam #teamdbA #w2designunit #bgaffiliate #teamjusbrandit
Claude Frollo fic
18+warning! including : teasing, fingering, begging, and--of couse--sex.
"If it's sin, then let it be. I'll be mad if I stop!"Frollo was pacing in front of the bars that held Esmeralda. He seemed completely lost, and farly beyond loosing his mind. "The deepest sin will make the madest happiness." The shouting suddenly turned into a low whisper. "A priest and a witch can be together in the corner of hell, and I'll be the happiest--"
"BANG!" The door of the dungeon was kicked open, hard. A man walked in. He wasn't storming, but his face was cold. Frollo seemed to recognize the man because he stood frozen at the spot. His eyes were cold, too, but not with power but fear.
Keys clanged as the prison door swung, "You may leave now, mademoiselle. I apologize for everything you experienced. You're free to go. All charges dismissed." The girl's eyes sparkled with unbelieveble joy, then ran out quickly.
"Now, what shall I do with you?" The mysterious man turned around and faced Frollo. What's that burning in his eyes? Anger? or desire? or......both?
"Bishop." Frollo managed to say, voice trembling. "I--"
"Take your priest clothes off." Romulus--Yes, that's his name--rested his gaze between Frollo's neck and chest. The top button of Frollo's black robe wasn't doing it's job, so Romulus had to swallow to comfort himself. "I said TAKE IT OFF!" He raised his voice when seeing Frollo still hesitating.
He obeyed. The white chest revealed as Frollo started to unbutton. It looked even purer white compared to the black clothing. Romulus studied closely. Frollo wasn't the muscular kind since his passion was reading and learning. That also explained the color of his skin. Romulus sighed rather quietly while Frollo's hood was removed--His hair already turned grey, and didn't leave much to turn white, making almost everyone asuming he was around 55, but only a few people remember Frollo was only in his 30s. Romulus was one of them. He selected Frollo as archdeacon himself. There was no doubt that Frollo deserved the place, but most of all, Romulus wanted to keep him closer.
Similar to the young man, Romulus' parents decided to let him become a priest as a kid. He went to the same school as Frollo. They even became priest at the same age:19 years old. But there was a difference, that changed Frollo as it changed Romulus now. Unlike Frollo who had to hide his desire of women strictly, Romulus didn't have to. He was gay. And what made it simpler? He was only into one man--Claude Frollo.
Soon, the only piece of cloth left on Frollo was his brief, also white, so the red marks on his chest were clearly visible. It was plain that hi had slashed himself atleast four times, and it was still bloody. "So you're willing to do this for Miss Esmeralda, ay?" Romulus stepped forward and put out a finger, caressing the wounds.
Frollo hung his head, asuming this was part of the punishment. Until Romulus' lips pressed on his own. "Mmm...mmmm......hmm...mmm......" The two fingers that lifted his jaw moved to his nipples and started the rubbing and pinching. "Ah!" Romulus gave Frollo a beat to gasp, then sucked bits on his bottom lip. He licked the saliva which leaked out with moaning. Frollo couldn't help himself. With his whole life in the church, Romulus could let him collapse with the worst skill. Not to mention he was good.
Barely standing, Frollo's legs were quivering. The only reason he didn't topple was a strong hand on his back. He had no idea how to react to everything, especially his own reactions. He felt his warm liquid soak his brief. Blood flushed on his cheeks as his cock grew solid, dribbling more.
Apparently, Romulus noticed his changes, too. He brought his left hand to Frollo's hip and gave it a hard spank. Frollo yelped but sounded more like a whimper. "Why are your panties wet?" Romulus asked casually, pretending to be curious. "I...I......" Now, Frollo was very red. Romulus moved his fingers to the gap and rubbed outside the fabric. "Let me tell you why." He then began prying on the edge of Frollo's brief, little by little. "Don't help. I want to take it slow. Tell you what, I LOVE surprises." He went on murmuring, "I can't wait to know how enjoyed you are......"
Inside was a mess. Romulus sniggered at the sight. When he pulled the brief enough to see Frollo's cock, he knelt down and made Frollo lie between his knees. The right hand pulled away from his back, and turned to rest on the sensitive area beneath his cock. Frollo groaned as a finger went inside. His face whitened. But when the second finger was put in, he was whining, and trying not to look too comfortable, but his reaction gave in.
"Looks like you're enjoying, hmm?" Romulus grasped on the head. The other hand still letting two fingers in and out. Frollo's both hands were holding Romulus' shoulders, moaning. "Never had so much fun, so excited, ay? Me too."
Suddenly, Romulus stopped all moves and stood up. Frollo remain lying on the cold, hard floor. The fire that Romulus set in his body was blown out by no other than Romulus himself. "Why, why'd you stop?" he whimpered softly, confused and ashamed for feeling unsatisfied. He shivered as water on the stone floor damped his back. "Please......I...I want you, Bishop Chaleil." He fixed pleading eyes on Romulus, his cheeks flushing more than ever before.
"You want me......" Romulus knelt back down, and rest his palm on Frollo's left cheek, not surprised to find it hot. He just had this huge disire wanting to hear Frollo beg, but he hadn't expected this. Frollo trembled and closed his eyes at Romulus' touch, probably too shy to face what he just admitted. "For all these years, Claude......" Romulus felt Frollo's heart beating wildly, and smiled. Then, his collar tightened. Romulus quickly looked down, and saw Frollo opened his eyes, trying to unbutton Romulus' robe. When he saw Romulus watching, Frollo immediately lowered his arms, but got caught on the wrist. "Just rip it off next time." Romulus said, looking playful for the first time.
He straightened and ripped it off, exposing his body. Unlike the man under him, Romulus Chaleil was muscular, with his six-pack and all. Obviously, he didn't spend all his time on preying or on the court. He was also solid. After every piece of cloth away, Romulus lifted Frollo and rolled on his back, then slid in. Frollo's walls were already wet, so the cock fit in perfectly, but he still clenched his teeth when Romulus pressed him closer to go deeper. "If it hurts," Romulus whispered at his ear, "tell me."
"No, no...Don't, don't stop!" Frollo said, afraid Romulus would leave him hanging again. He responded with a kiss.
When they finally parted, Romulus said, cock in its place, "You've been torturing me every day, Claude. I...I can't believe we're doing this. Maybe it's my turn--" "To torture me." Frollo finished, "I will ruin you. I'm already ruined, so I don't care, but you...you don't, have to......" His voice traced away, sounding both guilty and worried.
"But I want to, Claude." Romulus cut in gently.
"I love it when you call me by my name." Frollo wriggled and whined. "I, I still don't know yours...yet. I just know you as Bishop Chaleil."
"Well, you know me more than that." Romulus chuckled then said, "It's Romulus. Romulus Chaleil, nice to meet you." Their bodies touched, close together, sharing breathe and heartbeat. Frollo hot, and Romulus warm.
"Romulus." Frollo repeated in a low voice. "I never thought I would fancy a man." he admitted, "I mean, Jesus......"
"Yeah, I know." Romulus hugged him tighter. "But I've loved you for more than 20 years. I know it's sin, but......let it be. I don't care. We'll go somewhere, far away, together." He waited for Frollo to answer.
Whether yes or no, Romulus thought, he will be mine.
Man we got a twin of RC. Implications going wild.
But man.. me gonna make something (not... exactly Canon to Yillhc)
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RC woke in a void. A familiar void. It was the realm of Her
She stood before the being. It's body long and segmented, yet power radiated from the god.
"You... what are you doing here?"
Panda ears flicked
"Simple... I'm here to collect you."
RC immediately stood her ground. Eyeing the God.
"What!? This wasn't part of the deal!"
The raptors tail moved.
"The deal was, you get to destroy the Recreyo Crew, and I let you live."
"I just need more time! I need more time!"
The gods head tilted. A smile grew on the face.
"Then you better get to it... you know exactly what happens when someone fails me."
Yillhc grasp her arm, freezing it solid. The god laughed.
"Sorry... this body's power is still fairly unnatural to me. At least I don't need to share it with anyone now. Not anymore"