Rants - Tumblr Posts

Honestly, one of the reasons I download tumblr is for the fan fics and fan arts because to be honest wattpad and twitter is like the go to apps to go, but I'm stuck using this cuz ain't wanting to use either of them because they fr trash. And I don't want to pressure anyone, but I'm kinda desperate for fics here but yeah I'll just wait

Honestly, one of the reasons I download tumblr is for the fan fics and fan arts because to be honest wattpad and twitter is like the go to apps to go, but I'm stuck using this cuz ain't wanting to use either of them because they fr trash. And I don't want to pressure anyone, but I'm kinda desperate for fics here but yeah I'll just wait

Honestly, one of the reasons I download tumblr is for the fan fics and fan arts because to be honest wattpad and twitter is like the go to apps to go, but I'm stuck using this cuz ain't wanting to use either of them because they fr trash. And I don't want to pressure anyone, but I'm kinda desperate for fics here but yeah I'll just wait

I think I've figured out what I want most in a partner. I was someone who listens when I tell them random things I find interesting, who ask questions and when I don't know the answer, listens to me tell them what I find when I Google it and doesn't just stop paying attention half way through. I think I want to find someone who loves me enough to listen to me. And I hope one day I find someone I love enough to always want to listen to too.

I wish I was better at editing my style is so simple I can't help but feel that I could do something different to make it better but idk what :((

having ⏃ dilemma

sometimes ⟟ wonder how people who have never seen spamton content at all react when seeing him for the first time. shocked about his appearance? "why does he talk like that?" like

imagine some absolute noob sees how he talks and is like "🤯🤯🤯" because its hard for them to read his dialogue or see how he looks in canon vs fanart and they just cry because they think hes creepy and off putting

and then theres us spamton lovers who just love all of it. "⟟ love his little speech quirk ☺️☺️☺️" or "⟟ think hes ⏃ great looking middle aged man 😊" and thats not even the worst of spamton

what if they decide to go dumpster diving (AHAHAH) into his lore and they see just how tragic his character is and question the fandom like "yall simp for this?!"

and us spamton fans will be like "yea because we feel bad for him 👍👍👍" ⟟ bet the fanfics will either make them cry (out of sadness) or cry (out of fear) maybe both with the way the fandom is

theyd die seeing the memes tho because ⏃ lot of the time hes even more unhinged in the memes than the angsty fanart like just imagine they see ⏃ spamton meme and literally implode

thanks for listening to my ted talk (total unhinged unorganized rant)

EDIT: MY EXPERIENCE ON THE SALESMAN

people who reblogged put in tags their first impression so ill put my boring one here

when ⟟ first saw spamton ⟟ didnt really get his dialogue, but like, ⟟ instantly loved him. then when he sent kris into battle and ⟟ heard that BANGER of ⏃ theme song ⟟ just couldnt anymore. ⟟ was like "⟟ love this fucking man" and ive loved him since

then when ⟟ found out he becomes ⏃ secret boss ⟟ immediately did that but it took me months to beat him.

THEN ⟟ decided to finally play the snowgrave route and when ⟟ realized he was the final boss ⟟ fucking lost my marbles (like spamton did 🤭)

so yea thats how ⟟ "grew" to adore spamton (⟟ loved him from the start hes so skrunkly and insane and ⟟ just wanna hug that poor trash gremlin)

*extremely loud and aggressive reblog*

⟟ just gotta say you are so right about spamton not using his full power. something tells me that because hes aware of the fact that hes only just spam email that means he learned about some game breaking stuff. the healing ability, the sell being replaced with buy more, the whole enraged sneo that does more damage, etc. these are all great points to prove he has more power than he lets on. for ⏃ little trash guy, he has more power than you think. theres more proof like in the snowgrave route, he makes kris help him by selling them that ring. first off whered he get it from??? also how he invades the mansion after kris makes noelle freeze all those darkners. like hes powerful enough to put HIMSELF into the sneo body and in an instant takes over the entire mansion, putting his face on the paintings, the whole pipis maze thing, even raising his own defense mid battle. that some thing to flex ⟟ tell you

⟟ FORGOT TO MENTION spamtons shop wares arent what they look like because he edited the attk and def values and made them insanely high then called it something else entirely. like NO ONE ELSE does that in game. + the costs of those items fluctuate twice per second (or so)

Now that read more is on mobile I'm definitely gonna make that masterpost of things we know abt spamton. But for now,

Isn't it weird he's aware we exist? Not like Chara, where it's like a separate character, but US. The player. He's aware of how many of us interact with this game. And he's?? Chill about it?? He loves the attention and that's about it. How crazy is that?

It kinda supports an idea I've had for a while about how Jevil is ALL about breaking the 4th wall, but spamton is more subtle about it. He knows it exists, and he messes with it a bit, but not enough to make people think he's completely gone like jevil. Like in his shop, where he removes the sell option and replaces it with another buy option.

Also I feel like people still low-ball how powerful spamton really is. Like... a lot. He can kill frisk in one hit up until like... level 8? Something like that. He can heal himself in battle, which is INCREDIBLE. We've only seen mandatory action enemies do that!! Hell, we haven't even gotten into sneo yet. I've seen so many people say his fight is underwhelming, but never stop to think he wasn’t using his full power. Ever. Not in the normal route, nor the snow grave route. We get a TASTE of what it could be in his enraged form, and it's terrifying.

He's full of scary damage but he's just not violent enough to use it. Also he implies when you try to fight him that he's let people beat him up for money and boy does that make me sad!

pissed...

the fact that I'm still stuck on Chapter 1 when it's evident that my plot is already laid out proves how shitty of a procrastinator I am.

The fight against cultural appropriation is so strong, that unless we are talking about Wales.

Stop using this word, it is deeply offensive, it is not for you to use.

It’s about Wales and our suffering due to colonisation.

It’s about a precolonial wales that we’ll never get to experience again. And a future we may not get to experience due to colonisation.

It is not for your aesthetic and not for anything other then the Welsh talking about Wales.

It’s about Welsh language traditions and their possible revival.

It’s ours, not yours.

Not your pretty baby name. Or way to talk about a story or celebrity.

Imagine a herpetologist regularly stopping by to care for Medusa's snakes. Imagine them having to be blindfolded. Imagine this dork spewing off reptile facts to fill the silence. Imagine them both eventually falling in love. Medusa and the herpetologist.

Undertale rants pt. 1

As much as I love Undertale Asriel is such a disappointing final boss of what's meant to be Undertales true ending When compared to Sans, Omega Flowey, and even Asgore; Asriel fails as a final boss

Sans practically cheats the whole fight; getting the first cheap hit, his karma damage, dodging all your attacks, and just using general cheap tricks to mess with you. For the entire Genocide route all monsters (for the most part) go down easily and let you walk all over them. Sans is the perfect final boss as he shows you that your actions have consequences and if you're gonna fight dirty then so will he. It's not just how hard his fight is, it's how he playfully mocks you throughout the fight that really frustrates you. He doesn't want to kill you. He knows you'll just come back. He just wants to piss you off until you quit. Until you reset and bring everyone back. That's why his fight works. It's made to be frustrating and annoying. You've made your choice now Sans is gonna make sure you pay for it

Throughout the entire game characters have dropped hints about the King Asgore. Truly setting him up to be the final boss. And while any player knows that he is not he sure as hell still feels like one. The choice to let us know at the very last moment that we are going to have to kill him is heartbreaking for anyone who is trying to play the game as intended and spare everyone. Especially after hearing how much the monsters of the underground look up to him. He gives them hope for a better future and the player, if they wish to return home, has to tear that all away from them. And when you finally meet him...it's even more heartbreaking. He is a kind gentle soul not truly wanting to hurt anyone. He'll even let you run away or wait until you're ready before he fights you. He creates a very peaceful welcoming aura that you know won't last long. When you do fight him the opening song "Bergentrückung" plays as you're given one last boost of determination. One last reminder that this is it. This is the end. Everything you worked for is finally going to pay off...and then he destroys the mercy button. Now you are forced to fight him. No matter how badly you want a happy ending the game will force you to turn to violence. The fight is designed to get harder the longer you stall. Like Flowey said: It's kill or be killed. If you want to win this fight then you have to attack back. The regal boss fight music and increasingly difficult attacks truly create a very tense fight. Asgore can't even look you in the eyes as he fights you... knowing that one of you won't leave here alive. My first time fighting I had died so many times that I forgot the person I was fighting and I just kept spamming attack and then after the final blow...you defeated him. It was over. You won but at what cost? But you're given one last bit of hope... One last chance at a happy ending as the Mercy Button reappears....you spare him...he talks about taking you in as a family...and then....that's ripped away from you. As you watch Asgore be killed by Flowey who has been hiding in the background for much of the game who you've surely forgotten about during your adventure but might always been in the back of your mind wondering what that weird flower from the beginning was all about... Then he takes the human souls and-

Omega Flowey breaks everything you know about the game. From sending you back to the start only to twist it, to destroying your save file just like that, to mocking you Everytime you die then bringing you back just to do it all again he, much like Sans, is toying with you. But for a different reason. Simply for his own enjoyment. The fight takes everything already established in the game and throws it away for something truly chaotic and, during the first playthrough, frightening. Everything about it is meant to be unnerving, suspenseful, and make you feel like everything is truly hopeless. Flowey twisted himself into a grotesque mix of flesh, plants, and machinery. The fight has no turn based combat or even a bullet box instead putting you for a, seemingly infinite, bullet hell section. The music is like nothing else in the game being very overwhelming, suspenseful and frightening as well as being timed to the phases of the fight. The first time you play you have no idea what's going on however it's also not too confusing to where you can figure it out and eventually gain the upper hand. The hopelessness that the music and Flowey conveyed changes into an uplifting melody as Flowey slowly loses his confidence and begins spamming attacks in hopes of regaining some control. It's not noticeable at first playthrough but Flowey seems to spam one attack a bunch in the final phase while spamming reloads as if he's trying to find something, anything that will work as the tables are turned. Ending the fight with the option to spare...or to kill Flowey... The fight is one of the most beautifully constructed combinations of boss design, music, and gameplay that create a very unique and edge of your seat experience

And then theres Asriel

The fight is built up very dramatically. Everyone came together to try and find a peaceful solution just like you, the pacifist player, has strived for. Only for Flowey to try and take it all away again. And I do mean all of it. The human souls. The monster souls. Everyone's hopes. Everyone's dreams. And now...he's back to Asriel...but with the powers of a god. The fight starts off like any other until the song kicks into beat and the background becomes a collection of beautiful vibrant colors and- Well that's about it for the first phase. The unique actions are pretty fitting and definitely makes that unique...the music definitely slaps...but most of the attacks aren't anything game breaking. Not like Omega Flowey or Sans or even Asgore breaking the mercy button. There's nothing that's too fundamentally changed about the gameplay. The final attack isn't even that interesting and it's not until the second phase that we get anything really groundbreaking. Asriel (despite saying he's been holding back and is going to unleash his full power) only uses one fire attack. Though I guess it could be reasoned that he is still very much a child inside and spamming this attack is similar to Omega Flowey or a kid playing a particularly hard video game and they'll just start spamming whatever seems to work. Saving The Lost Souls and Asriel is very compelling storywise but it doesn't make that much of a fun fight. That sums up Asriels fight perfectly. It's very story driven, is a beautiful conclusion to the game but not a very satisfying final boss the same way Sans and Omega Flowey were

But I love Undertale and Toby Fox and no disrespect to him or anyone else working on it. It's still a very fun game and has characters and fights I adore. I just was disappointed at how standard Asriels fight is in comparison to the other final bosses. I hope the final boss of Deltarune would trump all these bosses and we'll see Toby create more masterpieces in the future whether it be games or just music.

But hey....maybe the reason Asriel didn't break the game as much as Flowey is because he didn't get every monster soul...maybe he is in shock the entire fight as he's not at full power and is confused about how this isn't working... because he missed one soul ... Napstablook's....If he got Napstablook's soul there's no telling how powerful he'd be Maybe he'd be unbeatable But .... Napstablook didn't let him take their soul....therefore:

Napstablook is the true hero of Undertale

tumblr is so weird in the funniest way ☠️. one minute you’re reading the most saddest story and then you scroll to the next one and it’s the most jaw dropping smut ever 😭

If only we know how to synchronise all these web applications properly...we would have a powerful marketing tools at our disposal

My Opinion On Kiara and Her Parents

Ok! This is an ongoing argument in TikTok comment sections every time Kiara’s cook privilege and relationship with her parents bought into the picture, and I decided to share my own opinion on it here!  do I think you’re a spoiled no, not as Sarah. She was privileged, but she didn’t care about superficial And materialistic things like the rest of the kids and figure 8 did.  that’s some thing she constantly told her mom and her mom took it as disrespect when she should be glad she raised a daughter with a good head on her shoulders that wasn’t just expecting to be given whatever people seem to forget, Kiara worked with her parents specifically with her dad at her family’s restaurant she earned the stuff she was given by her parents.  and not even her dad was that upset with her hanging out with the Pogues he just didn’t like that. The majority of her friend group was guys and he oftenly voiced his opinion that she was surrounded by boys.(dad behavior) however, you see a lot of the times that Kiara is more like her dad and being raised around the Pogues most likely because her dad didn’t want her to act like a spoiled privilege Brat like the other kids on figure 8 . This is where I get into my thoughts on her relationship with her mom. Yes she’s gonna act like a mom and be protective in a little over bearing but her mom push past the prophet. She always looked down on the kids specifically JJ to like she never looked happy specifically seeing him around Kiara, most likely due to a history with his dad (who I will bring up in my next rant! He’s not off the hook !) that was probably one of Kiara’s main problems with Anna. She never was pleased with anything she did. She was definitely one of those kook parents like ward treated rafe expectations so high that it’s hard for their kids to reach . Yes, she had some rights in kicking Kiara out but then again, she only got that way after Kiara pointed out how she feels like her mom shoves down every privilege that comes to a kid to her because I assume her mom last part of her own childhood by having Kiara(I say this because her parents seem young, and she already brought up that her mom was the one who grew up rich, but then had her with her dad and also by the fact Anna says she had to work hard to even get their family into the country club) meaning she didn’t have the right she did when she used her maiden name as a teenager. I also assume her parents had a young just buy the fact that Luke Maye bank himself called her mom, this one specific word, “ungrateful” . As if he watched their relationship play out in front of them but then again, that would make sense since Kiara said she had known the boys since kindergarten.  and when being told that Anna can only say “I know”. Overall, I think the problem with these two is that Kiara is grateful but she’s more like her father but the way she surround herself with male Pogues scares her mom at the fear that she’ll end up pregnant and with out privilege just like her mom .

"Nooooo, you can't do this!! It's bad for my trauma!! 😭😭"

Dude...who TF ARE YOU?!?!

Like legit all I did was make a poll! A POLL! Why the hell do y'all feel the need to traumadump and overshare your personal information to a random stranger online simply just to defend a SHIP! That's the most retarded shit I've ever seen in my entire life!!

Btw, since you two wanna whine and complain about my tags so much, here's the deal: I PUT THOSE TAGS THERE TO SHARE MY VIEWS ON HOW I PERSONALLY FEEL ABOUT BILLDIP. IT WAS NOT A PERSONAL ATTACK TO YOUR EGO.

Why did I feel the need to share my opinions? Because I'm allowed to have them, ya entitled bitch! Just like you're allowed to have your takes on Billdip, positive or negative!

Also, I'm not the one here publicly lambasting other people and trying to put them down simply because my pride was hurt here! (unless we're talking you two dumbassess, but you're the exception since y'all decided to spew retarded logic and trauma excuses on me over fictional characters like y'all are 2 years old.)

In other words, please....get a fucking grip!

Alright, let's put this possibly nonexistent debate to rest.

why is describing something as mundane as walking to the door so hard to do. i could write an argumentative essay about rhetoric and effective communication about inspirational speeches from famous professional athletes faster in the time that i’m trying to think of something to write. anyways, i’m working on a fanfic so hopefully i’ll finish it soon :)

Does anyone else not like making playlists so u just keep adding songs to their liked playlist. And when they want to listen to a specific type of song they just add each and every one of them, painstakingly, to the queue, and then listen to them. But just CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO MAKE A PLAYLIST.

A couple days back my English teacher was teaching us Julius Ceasar by Shakespeare and she said and I'm quoting "It is only a tragedy if everyone does at the end, everyone who is worth something in the play dies and only then it is a tragedy". And then began to wonder how untrue that sentence was. Cause there are so many ways that pain can be felt, be conveyed, be understood even if the MC himself doesn't die.

Like in BBC Merlin, merlin himself didn't die but everyone around died or faded away(from his life and show). So what if every person didn't die. Merlin is and will always be a pure tragedy and I will not stand for it being called anything else

If this ain't me I don't know what is

me once a week: messages everyone apologising for not replying to their texts, gets overwhelmed when they all reply, doesn’t respond again for another week

you know how sometimes people will say stuff that sounds really inspirational, but when you think about it the thing they said just sounds dumb cuz it doesn't make any sense???

"I am a fish, here me roar, seaweed is my mortal enemy and water smells." And then people will be like "woah, that's so inspirational" but then you think about it and you're just like....wtf???

My favorite thing to say is "fish in the rain".