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Day 1: your favorite character

Don't worry about it being rushed-- it's great! And you even included Golisopod!

Thank you for doing this! :D

I had a dream a couple of nights ago where somebody said that tough guys can't wear dresses so Guzma started walking around in this really fancy fucking wedding dress because nobody tells your boy what he can't wear and real tough guys can handle anything.

And he was still acting like himself, or at least my weird dream-colored doesn't-even-play-the-new-Pokemon-games-except-Masters perception of him. So there's this big rough tough guy in an impressive wedding dress pestering people, drinking malasodas, and breaking stuff.

Everybody just kind of rolled with it and acted like he was in his usual attire. That was except for an exchange between a random person and Nanu. The person is complaining about the public indecency and Nanu just replies "yeah he's breaking everything he's definitely not decent." So the person keeps trying to redefine what public indecency is without saying outright that what he doesn't like is Guzma in a dress, and Nanu just either doesn't get it or doesn't care. I wish I could remember the exact contents of the whole exchange because it was like something out of a standup comedy routine.

The dream then went off in a completely different direction, except at one point where I was looking at social media five months later (in dream time) and wedding dresses were trending as the thing for gangsters to wear because of Guzma. There was even like a bridal-themed bank robbery and stuff.

I tried to draw it but gave up because I suck at drawing. Still, the whole thing made me smile when I woke up. So after some deliberations, I thought I'd tell the entire internet about it.