Puss In Boots The Last Wish Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Puss:lobo lobo lobo lobo lobo lobo lobo lobo-
Death: Jesus what gato!
Puss:i love you ❤️
Death sighs: I love you too ❤️…
Puss: death mi amor would you still love me if I was a worm?
Death: …
Puss: …
Death:darling serious question what the actual f*** is in the milk you drink and the answer that I guess yeah
Puss: thanks lobo🩷
Okay ima address this… so while I was in the mental hospital I was doing a brain rot of headcannons(sorry if I spelled it wrong) for death x puss that everyone would like and probably use so here is a few I came up with :3
1.
When death is done with work and is having a bad day, he would teleport(look idk 🤷♀️) to puss and drag him to the house just too cuddle but hey I can’t blame him 💅
2.
So when puss is tired/cold or just wants to annoy death he climbs into deaths cloak and climb to his neck then hugs it which leaves death either flustered or confused/careful
3.
After death and puss has an argument, death gets close to puss and nibbles on his ear or kisses his cheek multiple times as apologizing
4.
Death gets jealous when a boy or girl is getting flirty with puss, then he probably lures them to die or just tries to scare them away
5.
Puss likes to borrow(ahem…steals..) his lovely partner’s sickles
6.
Puss like to wear death’s cloak when he has it off even though it’s wayyy to big for him but death like to see puss squirm to walk when he actually gets it on
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There will be more 😈😈😈
Yes chef kiss a flustered wolf that kills people and a confident cat robber 👁️👁️💅❤️
Why? Cuz I said so😃
(Death and puss are laying close next to each other for a date and puss is spilling some stupid yet silly thoughts that he is having to death)
Puss: death…
Death: yeah?
Puss: when you think about it Cupid is evil because they always pair people with abusers if they don’t get lucky..
Death: what?-
Puss: and what if the air and wind is trying to kill us but it takes years for it too.
Death: gato are you ok?-
Puss: someone right now could be dying right now but we can’t see it…
Death: what the fu-
Puss: anyways wanna make out-