Punch Him - Tumblr Posts

Man when they said they had a teacher shortage I didn’t think they would hire anybody off the street.

Be careful around people like this, because your hand could slip and punch them in the face.

my honest reaction after hearing my social studies teacher say that we can't blame priests for sexually abusing literal children bc it's "wrong to deprave men of their sexual urges"

wedding officiant: do you take ronald mcdonald-

dennis: shshsshshsjhshshsppfpfptttt

mac: >:(

officiant: *ahem* do you take ronald mc-

dennis: prpffpptpttthahahHAHAHAAHAHAHA

"..did you just sniff me ?"

"no."

immediate, crisp. a little snappy, maybe a little too fast. the word leaves tomura's mouth in an instant.

"..you sure ?" your voice shakes, lips twitching to desperate hide your smile. tomura's eyes twitch and narrow, he notices. "yeah." he grits out. his voice remains forcibly even.

"tomu--"

"i wouldn't sniff you. that's fucking weird." he readjusts on the couch, grunting as he does so. you can tell he's desperately trying to make himself more comfortable, he refuses to look your way.

"well, if you just so happened to--"

"i didn't."

"hypothetically. if you did, i smell different because i changed my perfume. it smelled good and i wanted to try something different." you explain, continuing to scroll on your phone in an attempt to calm your boyfriend's nerves. snuggling into him again. no matter how many times you do it it still makes him stiffen the slightest bit, affection is something he can never quite get used to. he loosens up soon after. slowly leaning his shoulders to yours just slightly so he can feel the pressure, so you can feel his weight on you.

it takes him a minute before he grunts out a barely audible "smells good."