Psych Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Shawn: I’m quick at math
Jules: Okay, what’s 38 x 76?
Shawn: 24.
Jules: That’s not even close
Shawn: Yeah but it was quick
Henry: Shawn, no!
Shawn: what?
Henry: Sorry, force of habit
Henry: Gus, no!
Jules: You have more qualities than you think, Shawn. *points to Shawn’s chest* You have this.
Shawn: Yes I do have great tits thank you.
Jules:
Jules: I meant your heart.
Shawn: If you cant beat them, dress better than them. If you can’t dress better than them, die.
Shawn, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket sir lol
Lassie: ...Do you think other people can’t hear you?
Shawn: *kicks the G off a Graveyard sign*
Shawn: Let’s get this party started
Gus: why are you like this
Lassie: State your name, rank, and intention.
Shawn: Shawn, Shawn, fun.
Gus: So I’m the only one around here who can clean up, huh? You can’t even lift a finger?
Shawn: Do I get to pick the finger?
Shawn: When I get murdered, can you make sure it’s an unsolved case?
Gus: what??
Shawn: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Gus: Can we get back to the part where you said ‘when I get murdered’?
Shawn: Lassie said it’s my turn with the brain cell.
Gus: Square up.
Gus: We’ve got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?
Lassie: Shawn, probably.
Shawn: No problemo
Gus: There were, in fact, many problemo
Shawn: Autism’s great. I’ll be walking down the street and think ‘am I doing this right?’
Shawn: But I can’t do this alone!
Gus: Yes you can.
Shawn: Well I don’t want to
Shawn: I’m so relieved you guys found me! Wait— how did you find me?
Lassie: You hadn’t done anything super annoying to us for like, five hours so we knew something was wrong.
Shawn: That’s very insulting, but right on.
Shawn: I just realized something. I had a bad childhood.
Gus: Yeah, I know.
Shawn: What do you mean you know?
Gus: Look at you.
Shawn: What do you mean look at me?
Gus: Look at how you stand. People who had a good chilhood don’t stand like that.
Lassie: Do you know what it’s like to be afraid of yourself?
Shawn, flashback to the time he ate a whole family sized bag of doritos in one sitting: god, I sure do
Lassie: Do you have any special talents besides asking stupid questions?
Shawn: Well, I guess I’m easily hurt by insults.
Psych incorrect quotes: a series (cont. 🔥🪦👁️)
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Shawn: You can punch me, kick me, pull my hair.
Shawn: I am a-ok being stabbed.
Shawn: Biting and scratching are on the table.
Shawn: You can use fire.
Juliet: These are the ground rules?
Lassiter: Is there anything off limits?
Shawn: Damnnnnn Lassie
Shawn: You got something really sick you wanna do, huh?
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Gus: We never should’ve come here.
Shawn: No guts, no glory.
Gus: Are you ever scared of anything?
Shawn: Yeah, dying alone.
Shawn: That’s why I brought you here with me.
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Shawn: I don’t have rizz.
Shawn: I have big green eyes
Shawn: and many
Shawn: MANY
Shawn: unsettling things to say.
Lassiter: "shut up"
Shawn: " I didn't say anything"
Lassiter: "don't care. Shut up"