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➟ Enemies to Lovers Prompts ➟
“Like them? Yeah, right. I can barely hold back my puke just by looking at them.”
“Don’t talk to me, someone might think we are friends.”
“I can’t stand you.”
“Are you blushing? Gross.”
“Leave me alone! The only thing I’m embarrassed by is your lame attempt at being cute.”
“A date? Sorry but I have to go home and laugh at that idea.”
“No, I don’t like them. They are too loud and obnoxious and I think that thing they do with their hands when they’re nervous is dumb.”
“Hey, you can’t be an asshole to them, only I can!”
“I’m going to kill them for punching you before I ever got to.”
“If it makes you feel better, you can slap me. Lightly.”
“If it makes you feel better, I’ll let you tell people you won against me.”
“I swear, if you took my leftovers, I will rip you limb from limb.”
“Them? Like me? What gave you that idea? The fact that they can’t go a minute without telling me how I suck or the way they can’t seem to roll their eyes every time I am near them?”
“I know you like me, and I promise not to tell anyone…if you promise to return a favor.”
“I can’t wait for the day you realize you’ve fallen in love with me so I can laugh and call you a loser.”
“Are you planning on confessing to them? Because I made a bet a few days ago that you would fall for them and I would like to cash in.”
“I don’t like them-I can’t. They’d kill me.”
♠ Enemies to Friends Prompts ♠
“Maybe…you’re not as bad as I thought.”
“C’mon, give me a chance at least!”
“Slow down, we aren’t that close.”
“Friends? Whoa there buddy.”
“At this rate, we should make a best friend handshake.”
“Inside joke? I thought you were genuinely insulting me.”
“Don’t say that, people might think we are friends.”
“I’m only going to play this game if they’re on my team.”
“I never expected you two to work together!”
“I’m holding back from smacking you because you’ve been nice lately.”
“Did you just compliment me? And I didn’t even gag.”
“Can we high five or are we not there yet?”
“Why are you being nice to me?”
“Are you guys friends now?”
“Everyone’s looking at us real weird.”
“So are you friends or mortal enemies?”
“Hey, leave them alone! Only I can make fun of their stupidity!”
“Don’t take it personal, they’re just a softie on the inside.”
“You being an asshole has become more endearing than not these days.”
“So cute nicknames are crossing the line?”
Petty Couple Argument Prompts
“Oh, so you heard me when I said your show is on but not when I asked where you put my shirt?”
“You didn’t do the dishes…again.”
“I’m not being ridiculous, you are!”
“Not this again…”
“You’re delusional, your shoes are right here!”
“I swear on my life I didn’t eat your cake.”
“Remember when I accused you of stealing my really nice pen? I…just found it in my bag. Sorry.”
“Tell me why I found my socks in your drawer? You know those are my favorite socks!”
“I asked if you had to use the bathroom before I got in the shower!”
“You ordered take out without me?”
“I made you your own dinner, why are you eating mine?”
“I swear, if you take another one of my shirts, I will have no clothes.”
“Are you sure you wouldn’t send an assassin to kill me? You didn’t sound like you were genuine when you said no the first time.”
“If you leave another CD out of its case, you’re sleeping on the couch for the rest of time.”
“I might have watched an episode of our show without you.”
“What do you mean you don’t like this song anymore? I thought it was our song!”
“You know I love you, but it’s your turn to take the garbage out, and no, I’m not negotiating.”
“You don’t really think I’m getting annoying, do you?”
“I was just joking around! Don’t take everything so seriously.”
“How could you forget how our handshake goes?”
“You forgot to give me a kiss before you left. Do that again and I will dump you for your sibling.”
“I can’t believe this! My show recording is gone!”
“You always make that face when you’ve done something wrong, so what did you do?”
“The last time I let you do my makeup, you managed to stain my face purple for a week!”