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roman curse tablets for chariot races are so funny because they're basically all variations of "cosmo wanda i wish every horse and charioteer on the red team went to hell no matter what"

people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??

torture

what is your purpose

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what is your purpose

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eat

worry

uh

sip soup

opinions on bears, the gay men, not the animal

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opinions on bears, the gay men, not the animal

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phenomenal hot man breasts, aye, ignition on

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so the antichrist is like underfell jesus

DOES ANYONE HAVE THAT ONE ANIME GIF WHERE LIKE A LADY IN A SKIMPY WHITE DRESS IS JUSY STANDING THERE AND THEN THERES THIS BIG BURST OF WIND AND HER BOOBS FLY INTO HER FACE I THINK THE CAPTION WAS LIKE ME WHEN I OPEN AN OVEN OR SOMETHING BEGGING PLEASE

alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here

The fact that there’s an actually functional website for the library of Babel is one of those things that fucks me up more and more the more I think about the implications.

Too funny to keep to myself,

I had a dream where me, Tubbo and Tommy were travelling through a huge city, not doing anything much just like walking around, exploring and vlogging. We settled near some big stairs that a lot of people just sat on, chilling and Tommy gave us his bag and said to guard it while he goes for a piss. When he left, some random girl gave us a water bottle to put in Tommy's bag and left. We gave it to him when he came back and he started talking about the impossible dangers of random water bottles, and Tubbo looked at him and said, and I quote, "Okay now explain it in an autistic way for me". And I gasped. Like I remember being full on gasp-mode. And Tubbo looked me up and down, squinted his eyes and told me, and again I quote, "You might be autistic as well, you do know that, right?"

and I've never been the same since.

I've been pretending to be a solo Lovejoy stan who doesn't know about Lovejoys Dark History because my ex-dsmp friend hates people bringing up dsmp in her presence but is OK with me talking about the lovejoy music. Anyway yesterday at lunch I showed her a video of Tommy and will together on stage and went Wow did you know that will has a little brother Aren't they adorable I love siblings ^_^ and I could see her eye twitch. Planning to see how far I can gaslight her into believing that I really don't know anything about the dsmp

seeing photos of tommyinnit in public intrigue me... its like he breached containment

I got banned from a Discord server for saying, "This looks like a yaoi," about a picture. It turned out no one is allowed to say the word yaoi no matter in what context.

yuri is when there’s themes and motifs and yaoi is when there’s two blokes who do fuck all

God forbid us men do anything.

Hate when a character is wearing a form fitting shirt and you can’t see their nipples. Get that bra off them it’s inhumane

i can't find the original tweet and when i google it all i get are transmisogynists circlejerking over how awful it was on talk shows, but i think about that one tweet that's like "i want to get a uterus transplant so i can be the first trans woman to get an abortion" at LEAST once a week. her MIND