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ok but the way he's still kind of getting outcunted by the guy on the left

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

Trying to figure out a way to get out of the longest art block ever... Have ophelia and johnny =)

COOLEST KID IN STRANGETOWN

OwO what's this? *nuzzles you* based on the smell and decomposition i'd say this is a six day old corpse.

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

i miss him a little

haven’t thought about pjo since elementary/middle school but idc

So, how's Nico doing? What's your relationship with him like?

jason: he’s okay i guess, but — he won’t stop playing that game. legend of… zorro… zilda? i dunno! but it’s been THREE DAYS. please donate to help my stupid psuedo-brother stop.

babe wake up /likeafuneral just posted a wolfstar band!au on ig!

they look so so good!!

Credit to the artist!!!

VAMPIRE SIRIUS x COWBOY REMUS (pt. 2)

part 1

via likeafunerall on instagram

i am FUCKING OBSESSED w @ likeafunerall posts, this is my wolfstar

Wolf, star, and chaser.

By likeafunerall, and reposted with permission.

Art by Eldar Akmanaev

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

predatory oppressive evil lesbians forcing helpless fujoshis to produce yuri content

Alcoholic friend

RAWR!!

saintdoriangray:

TIK TOCK MARTIN’S COCK - Bitchtastica and TheRealMartinFreeman

For the $H£RLOCK fandom, featuring Ricky C and Ali G (aka Martin Freeman beatboxing chav <3).

I kind of stole this from TheRealMartinFreeman. Please don’t hurt me? 

Lyrics (Bold Lyrics by TheRealMartinFreeman, Unbolded by Bitchtastica)

WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE MARTIN FREEMAN PUT ON A FUCKING SCARF I’M GONNA ROLL IN NEW ZEALAND BEFORE I LEAVE GRAB MY SHADES SO I LOOK FUCKING HIP ‘CAUSE WHEN I LEAVE I’M THE HOBBIT - YOU CAN SUCK IT MATT SMITH I’M TALKING FEELING LIKE BILBO (BO) RASPBERRY JAM’S MY HOE (HOE) SHH BENEDICT DOESN’T KNOW (KNOW) SOME PEOPLE CALL ME A KITTEN YOU COULD SAY THEY’RE SMITTEN BUT IT’S BENEDICT I’M HITTIN’ DON’T STOP, I’M ON TOP WAIT LET’S USE THE RIDING CROP TONIGHT, IT’S JUST RIGHT SO MANY FANGIRLS TO EXCITE TICK TOCK, SUCK MY COCK THIS WET DREAM WON’T EVER STOP, NO WOAH-OH WOAH-OH WOAH-OH WOAH-OH [CHORUS AGAIN] ON SHERLOCK SETS, I SHUFFLE, JOG, SKIP, RUN AND FLOUNCE I MAY BE POCKET SIZED BUT I’M HUGE WHERE IT COUNTS IT MAY BE THAT GODTISS WROTE WATSON TO LOOK LIKE A BLEEP OR AM I BETTER THAN ADAM AT HAVING MOVES LIKE MICK JAGGER I’M TALKING ABOUT HITTIN’ UP LOUISE BREALEY TROLLIN’ TWITTER AND TUMBLR WEEKLY ‘CAUSE I’M MARTIN FREEMAN. BITCH, PLEASE. AND WE’LL GO TILL THEY CALL ME OUT, OUT OR TUMBLR WANTS TO SHUT DOWN DOWN TUMBLR SHUT IT DOWN, DOWN TUMBLR SHUT DOWN [CHORUS X2] BEN, YOU LIFT ME UP YOU SET ME DOWN DAMN MY LEG, DON’T MAKE ME BEG I’M ON A SHELF SOME ONE PLEASE HELP DAMN MY LEG, DON’T MAKE ME BEG BEN, YOU LIFT ME UP YOU SET ME DOWN DAMN MY LEG, DON’T MAKE ME BEG I’M ON A SHELF SOME ONE PLEASE HELP SOME ONE PLEASE HELP SOME ONE PLEASE NOW THE PARTY DON’T START TILL I WALK IN [CHORUS X2]

FANDOM, Y U SO TALENTED THAT YOU CAN TAKE A SHIT SONG AND MAKE IT THIS?

this clip is everything to me. the jermacraft intro. the noise. the family guy theme song midi and the way it abruptly stops. the immediate regret followed by stunned silence.

I could be your angle or yuor devil