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kallmeweirdhprroe

10 months ago

Let me get this straight

This is base on a conversation that I had with @hannahhook7744

Jacob’s parents or Maryann

. They havea house with a ROOF DECK

.can pay HUNDREDS OR THOUSANDS of dollars on expense Adirondack chairs they they brought from a trip to some Amish county

(Just outside chairs)

. Afford to get SCONCES FROM ITALY ( basically lanterns)

But they still HAVEN’T EVEN BOUGHT A GIFT FOR THEIR OWN SON!!!!

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wtf they have MONEY why can’t they buy their own son a birthday gift?? fuck maryann & Frank maryann portman franklin portman frank portman jacob portman jacob magellan portman miss peregrines home for peculiar children mphfpc Portman family

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