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Naruto but it's The Office

Fake Kakashi: Morning, Gai.

Gai: Who are you?

Fake Kakashi: Who am I? I'm Kakashi. We've been working together for twelve years. Ha! Weird joke, Gai.

Gai: You're not Kakashi; Kakashi's not an Uchiha.

Fake Kakashi: You seriously never noticed? Hey, hats off to you for not seeing clan.

Gai: All right then, "Kakashi." Ahhh, why don't you tell me about that sale that you made yesterday?

Fake Kakashi: Uh, the Hidden Cloud Village? Sold them 10 sets of ninja weapons. Or were you talking about the Hidden Mist, because I didn't close that one yet, but I'm hoping I've got a voicemail from Ao waiting for me.

Voicemail: Please enter your password.

Voicemail: You have one new message.

Gai: How did you know? No! No, no! That is sensitive information only for employees, not outsiders!

Fake Kakashi: Gai, cut it out, I'm trying to work.

Gai: You don't work here! You're not Kakashi!

Rin: Kakashi, I got us that dinner reservation. Ichiraku's at 7:30.

Fake Kakashi: Oh great, can't wait. [Kisses Rin]

Rin: Kakashi's at the dentist this morning, and Obito is an actor friend of ours.

Gai: I don't know who you are, but you are not Kakashi. THIS is Kakashi!

[Gai shows Obito the Hatake family portrait but notices that Kakashi and the kids have been replaced with Obito and Uchiha kids]

Gai: Oh my—! Oh d—! Oh, how did—? [Gasps] Huhhhhh!