Polkadot Man - Tumblr Posts
the abner fandom on tumblr is so crazy bc one second you see "prison mustve been rlly hard for abner to cope with bc of the power dampener and the constant teasing + the virus" and then keep scrolling to see "abner x fem!reader" with the tag mommy kink (/neg)
hey gang gonna write milton x abner hurt/comfort later stay tuned
do you think abner would've kept the gay fashion he wore in the bar scene if he got to live post movie i think he would've because it works so well for him
this is a rlly stupid reason but i love the reason i added talk to you by ricky montgomery to my abner playlist bc i like to think of his and miltons relationship like that. like i can imagine the bar scene where, at the beginning, he wished for mitlon to join them with the drink bc it seemed like they were all having fun. and then standing alone, having to look out for the thinker, wishing milton was there right next to him. and so on. i'm just. UGH im soft for them
if anyone's interested on the very out of character playlist, i'll def post the link! :]
thought of this headcanon early on tiktok and finally got around to drawing it
abner keeps a plushie around for when he's upset. he sleeps with it so he isn't alone. whenever the rest of the team is upset, he just gives them the plush. he doesn't know what to actually do so it's the thought that counts. her name is bubblegum :]
guys he- guys david posted it his story that means its canon bc uh bc he when he posted when i bc he
thought of this headcanon early on tiktok and finally got around to drawing it
abner keeps a plushie around for when he's upset. he sleeps with it so he isn't alone. whenever the rest of the team is upset, he just gives them the plush. he doesn't know what to actually do so it's the thought that counts. her name is bubblegum :]
me to david dastmalchian when i found out he watches anime
I had some head cannons for Abner I thought would be worth sharing
The dudes a glow stick, he always subtly glows. Even without the dots, his eyes and mouth glow brighter than his skin and the color varies.
As a kid he always wanted a bunk bed, so I imagine he would have a bunk bed once he lived on his own. Probably has like a single blanket on it that barely covers him
Abner gets sick pretty easily, cause I think the virus would weaken his immune system. He tries to tough it out but it puts him on his ass most the time. His friends have to almost beg him to take a rest
Probably Listens to mitski, jack stauber, and Radiohead
He’s a total lightweight, despite his stature he can’t hold alcohol at all. He’s not a loud drunk tho, he’s more the quiet type who just gets really emotional. Has probably had the drunk I love you speech more than once
His fashion sense is funky as hell (as shown by the movie) but to add to that, he probably wears some platform boots. As well as big brightly colored jackets
Abner is a terrible driver. He goes super quickly and takes very sharp corners, tho he seems to have some fun when he does drive like that
Suicide squad, you mean daddy/mommy issues squad