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PLS REBLOG!!!

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

I HAVE A FUNNY STORY!

I was watching the tale of the nine tailed 2/ studying for a test about medical terms and then all of a sudden I feel a very strong smell. It smelled like bleach. 

I, knowing my mother, went to the bathroom and found her coughing like crazy and I realized that she had mixed Lysol with bleach. 

For those who don’t know, mixing this two chemicals creates cloro gas or mustard gas which is extremely toxic. 

So, I got her out of the bathroom, opened all the windows and called posion control. They told me to get out and if my mother was having trouble breathing, I should take her to emergency. 

I told my family “We need to get out” And you know what they did? 

They gave me a Drex of guardians of the galaxy speed. 

Yeah, the whole “I move so slow, I have mastered invisibility” 

WE WERE BEING POISONED 

AND THEY WERE BEING FREAKING SLOW

AND THEY GOT MAD AT ME FOR IT

THE HECK!

I WAS LIKE 

Next time we are all dying