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so basically fate addams family

bland: caesar is always trying to cheat on cleopatra and cleopatra is just in denial about caesar’s weight. cleo is obsessed with caesar even though he behaves like scum and tosses her aside unless he needs her

funny, inspiring, fresh and always welcome: caesar and cleopatra are a business power couple who adore each other and do nothing but try to scam everyone around them. cleo loves caesar regardless of his appearance and caesar compares everyone else as shortcoming to her beauty.