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I’ll never forget playing Halo Reach Forge on Master Chef Collection, my friend out of nowhere at mach five, flies at me in a fucking Sabre jet, hesitates for a second before saying “I HATE PINE O JUST!” and I comedically turn around and see him for a split second before we both fucking die in a smoldering pile of scrap metal.


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Imagine someone finds a Sumerian tablet. Instead of it being a missing chapter to the Epic of Gilgamesh it’s just a rant that translates to “I fucking hate fighting pyros”.


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I love the dichotomy of keeping specific bugs in games. Either it’s “We kept it in because we though it was fucking cool” or “We kept it in because we thought it was fucking hilarious”


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I’ll never forget one time when I was waiting for a friend to come back to play tf2. I plugged my snes controller in to play pizza tower while waiting. In the middle of fast food saloon the exact moment I went to get on the weenie Mount all I heard was “welcome to team fortress 2” and scarred the fuck outta me. As it turned out tf2 picked up my snes controller inputs and I navigated to the developer commentary some fucking how.


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I sometimes look back at previous art that I’ve done in the past and sometimes I stumble across things like this and forget the immense power I wield

I Sometimes Look Back At Previous Art That Ive Done In The Past And Sometimes I Stumble Across Things

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Now since the remake is out it means that everyone can experience this fucked up location of a frog coin

Now Since The Remake Is Out It Means That Everyone Can Experience This Fucked Up Location Of A Frog Coin

By the way you only had one chance to get this at the beginning of the game without even knowing about the existence of frog coins


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Gamefreak Literally Said You Know What Fuck You (unlevitates Your Gengar). And I Cant Tell If Thats Utterly

Gamefreak literally said “you know what fuck you” (unlevitates your gengar). And I can’t tell if that’s utterly hilarious, utterly devastating or both.


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My PC is practically dead and I’m stuck on a crap ass laptop for the time being. Good news is that I have tf2 working, it just looks like this

My PC Is Practically Dead And Im Stuck On A Crap Ass Laptop For The Time Being. Good News Is That I Have

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About a week ago I was in a voice call with a couple of friends and my beer bottle cap on my bottle without any sort of assistance shot 3 feet into the air and landed onto the ground. I’m still questioning what the hell happened.


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