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Chris really was a TERRIBLE driver. As a pile driver, well, he wrote the book and made the video. Well, technically their neighbor Luke shot and edited the video and Chris made Brad's day then the next two sore. The book itself was typewritten on his iPhone...
Chris stopped himself there.
Hmmmmm… writing captions for promo photos more challenging than expected. It was always difficult for Chris to understand where and when people needed details and clarification. If it were up to him this post would just say “Chris. A great lay.” Even that rang redundant. Didn’t the picture say that?!? Rain forms on the leeward side of that thing.
Well, maybe he’d write it anyway. If Madonna could pass off the obvious and overtly sexual as art, so could he.