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THE FALSE HOPE COMPETITION AHAHAHAHA MAU PHP SIAPA MBAK, MAS?!😂😂

indo!voltron headcanons

ive given yall indo! lance and shiro hcs, now let me give you an ALL INDONESIAN voltron team!!!

“are we Paladins of Voltron or Pramuka of Voltron” (pramuka = boy/girl scout)

pidge screaming “ BACOT LU” to shut up everyone (bacot = noisy, talking too much)

or always speaking in betawi

“ini nyang mane bang?” (”which one is this?”)

“aye cape bang, singanye juga cape….” (”i’m so tired…and so is the lion…”)

“omaigat” “emejing” “waw”

hunk = owner of the spice rack (no one is allowed to mess it up…..)

nobar using the large castle screen (nobar=watching together)

lomba php-an satu sama lain…… (php=false hope, so always giving false hope to each other…)

voltron: [breaks apart] someone: LO. GUE. END

keith = human incarnation of mager

“tante allura” (tante = aunt)

no rice = no food

someone: [trips] lance: GUBRAK

hunk and pidge made one of those dancing human puppet thing (open at your own risk???) you see on the road…just to scare lance….. (also it motivates the team to fight better bc man..those things are creepy)

tahu-tempe discourse

team tempe: coran, lance, pidge

team tahu: keith, allura, shiro,hunk

keith: [accidentally bumps lance] lance: oi!! watch where you’re going!! keith: i have eyes you idiot lance: O GITU YA LO MAU BERANTEM keith: IYA. AYO AYO lance: APA LO keith: APA LO [they dont fight it’s just a neverending cycle of ‘apa lo’] (lance: o yeah you want to fight??? keith: yeah!! come on !! both: what do u want!!)

bickering over the comms loudly

“BEH, LAMBAT LO” “awas bangggg” “lo yg awas gw kan yg bukan pake kacamata” “ MAKSUD” (”you’re so slow!!!” “watch out bro” “you’re the one who should watch out ,i’m not the one wearing glasses” “WHAT DO YOU MEAN”)

allura: yawla berisik banget sih coran: matiin aja mba (”oh god they’re so noisy” “just turn it off”)

lance, hunk, and shiro loves to perform all the galau songs

Sesi Curhat dengan Abang Hunk: (heart-to-heart/one-on-one session with hunk)

gives the best advices/life tips

goes along with all lance’s jomblo/receh jokes (God bless him)

free!!!food!!!

“i dont feel so good” “nih minum tolak angin” 

shiro is like….a first aid kit

“panggilan kepada P3K, sekali lagi panggilan kepada P3K, ada kecelakaan di ruang latihan” (”calling the first aid kid….once again, paging the first aid kit….there is an accident in the training room”)

lance: [opens his mouth] pidge: ga lucu (pidge: not funny)

abbreviating EVERYTHING, especially in group chats……

lance: [casually talking to keith/shiro] pidge: MODUS 

just started a Partial Hospitalization Program so what’s a better way to celebrate than with some Disney memes!

hopefully y’all enjoy :)) <3