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Today, as part of our #PfattGivesBack community service initiative, our students packed turkey dinners for those in need at our local food pantry. Happy Thanksgiving from all of us at Pfatter University!
I’m thinking about transferring! Is there a big best buddy program/club so we can grow our potential with a friend?
Of course! Through our BIG Brother program, all incoming transfer students get paired with a peer mentor who can show you the ropes. Here’s one of our BIG Bros, Peter, with not-so-Little-anymore Bro James. Looks like James is starting to fit right in!
What are the dorms like at Pfatter U? I hope the furniture can withstand the weight of the very largest pupils!
Oh don’t worry, all the dorm furnishings at Pfatter University are double-enforced, so even the heftiest of our student body are safe!
Hi, this is embarrassing, I'm a student at Pfatter U and somehow I've ripped my last pair of pants that fit me. Do you have a service that supplies some replacement pairs?
Don’t worry at all! Come on down to the Student Center, where you can size up into jeans that out upperclassmen have outgrown at our Clothing Swap. You’re sure to find something that fits … for now!
Hey, I'm interested in some all-you-can-eat buffets, but I don't know if they are available for first-year students?
Of course! While some colleges are famous for their “Undies Runs,” Pfatter U has a different take on the tradition - Undies Brunch! Every Sunday, there’s an all-you-can-eat buffet, free for anyone who shows up in just their underwear! It’s one of our students’ favorite events!
I was wondering if professors offered private office hours for some extra one-on-one help?
Of course! Our professors are always available to provide extra helpings of knowledge outside of class hours. Here we have Professor Biggs, Dr. Stubblebine, Professor Baer, Dr. Armstrong, and Dr. Stuffen. Which one would you want encouraging you to dream big?
Today we hosted our Big Business Entrepreneurship Conference, where teams of students debuted their pitches for new products. The finalists included an appetite-enhancing pill, an anti-chafing powder, and a line of big-and-tall business attire!
I have always liked the crew team or rowers at college level. Does your University have a team? If so any pics of them in their skiffs rowing up the river with their classic phatterrUniversity bellies and bulk?
Of course we have a crew team! Even with all those calories they burn on their early-morning rows, the team still maintain the classic Pfatter physique - so much so that we have to specially reinforce their boats!
@tubby20s you’d fit right in at Pfatter U! Should we send a transfer application? 🐷
Twink went to the dinning hall too many times in college
Good news for all you X users out there! Our new social media intern and current junior at Pfatter U insisted we start a page. Go give it a follow for some exclusive updates, and stay tuned for a REALLY big announcement!
The culinary program at Pfatter U consistently ranks #1 in the country! Our student chefs study (and sample!) food from around the world and develop a healthy appetite for the finest cuisines.
So I’m in my senior year at Pfatter and, well, let’s say the past few years have been very filling. So filling that I’ve reached the size where I can’t leave my dorm anymore… I can’t even fit through the doorway… Does Pfatter offer lectures and services online so a housebound fatty like myself can still learn?
Of course - we’ll have someone from Student Services contact you immediately. You’re a candidate for our OBESE (Online Broadcast of Educational Services for Everyone) program, which allows you to Zoom in to all of your courses if you can’t make it to class. Here’s a few of our OBESE students hard at work from the comfort of their own dorm!
This past week, our Studio Art students got a special treat - some of their classmates came in for a nude model portrait study. Some of them admittedly had issues focusing on their paintings, luckily all were provided with extra-large canvases! Here’s some of the models in action.
“My roommate Tommy is a great cook. We made a deal - I tutor him in his worst subject, math, and he makes a delicious dinner every night. Three months after we made this arrangement, his grades aren’t the only things that have increased!” Dylan G., junior
Nothing like a roommate gift swap in festive pajamas to celebrate the holiday. Merry Christmas from our Pfatter University family to yours!
What does the theatre department happen to look like at Pfatter U?
Our theatre program is robust! We put on four full-length plays a year and always encourage majors and non-majors alike to get involved. Below are some stills from our recent productions of Peter Pan, Grease, Oedipus, and Oklahoma!
I heard that pfatter university just got a rock climbing wall! got any pics of students in the climbing gear or trying to lift themselves off the ground? (tho I bet the extra weight may make it a touch harder hehe)
It’s true! In our new gym expansion, we’ve added an indoor climbing space (with extra-reinforced equipment and the strongest in climbing ropes). Check out some of our students reaching for great heights!
Does Pfatter have a wildlife studies program? I'd love to see some newly big bois try and hide behind a bush with a camera, trying to snap a photo of a bird that already knows they're there
Our Ecology program has become very popular lately, and has been rapidly expanding over the past few years! Here’s some of our majors out in the field and in the lab.
Spring semester starting soon, any updates on this year’s “Freshman 15” contest?
Our freshmen are really outdoing themselves this year! We might need to change the name to “Freshman 50” or, by the looks of them, even more than that!
“Being an RA at Pfatter University is so rewarding! I’m living on a Freshman Floor this year. They always stop by to raid my snack cabinet, ask for recipes, or borrow some clothes - at least half my resident’s pants don’t fit anymore! But I’m always happy to help.” - Luke, senior
