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peter: what if school burned calories?

mj: what if school burned

peter:

mj: down

peter: okay, i have a plan

mj: i hope it turns out better than your plan to cook rice in your stomach by eating raw rice and then drinking boiling water

peter: hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?

mj: a glass of water is an inanimate object. therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language

peter:

peter: water you doing?

peter: would you slap your best friend for a million dollars?

mj: i would round house kick you in the face for free

peter, voice cracking: i’m your best friend?

peter: i know i haven’t exactly asked mj out yet, but in my head we already have a house, two kids, and a dog

peter: raccoons have people hands

mj: or do we have raccoon hands

mj: tell me why you can’t sleep at night

peter: does mike wazowski wink or blink?

mj: someone will die

peter: of fun!

mj: what are you doing?

peter, hanging upside down from the ceiling: trying to kiss you

mj: you’re gonna fall

peter: …

peter: just hurry up and kiss me already, i’m starting to feel lightheaded

peter: what’s your biggest fear?

mj: being forgotten

peter: damn, that’s deep

peter: mine’s the kool aid man but i feel kinda stupid about that now

i am so ill

i watch one (1) christmas holiday series and i am inconsolable

i will never find love like dash & lily, or bakugo & deku, or peter & mj, like What is the point

if it was not for the edits i found on twitter i would never recover

goodnight to everyone but netflix for making the god awful (incredible) show that is dash & lily