Peter? Stabbed His Mate With Rebar - Tumblr Posts
1 year ago
Eli: Can I get some advice? Like, flirting advice?
Stiles: Szczenię, I wooed your old man with sarcastic bitchiness and ideas for murder.
Eli: ...never mind.
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Eli: Dad, can I get some dating advice?
Derek: I didn't realise I was dating your Ta for the first six months. I gave him deer teeth as an anniversary present.
Eli: Got it. Forget I asked.
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Eli: Hey, Dziadek?
Sheriff Stilinski: It took me a year to realise your babcia was flirting.
Eli: OH, COME ON!
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poor eli
you already know that boy has no game
none. zero. zip. he has negative game
its genetic
his entire family is batshit insane
peter? stabbed his mate with rebar
malia? no explanation needed
cora? flirts with threats of maiming
he is carrying on a time-honoured family tradition of being a fucking loser
putting the ''disaster'' in disaster bisexuality
the hales have very many intelligent braincells
collectively they share one romantic braincell and it hasn't been seen since 1967
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