Peter Parker 3 - Tumblr Posts
3 years ago
“Monogamy? In this economy???”
-Andrew Parker
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Peter: bro, pick up your eboy, he’s curled up in my living room quivering, speaking in tongues, and surrounded by an impenetrable wall of writhing venom.
Deadpool: that’s not my eboy that’s my malewife !! they’re supposed to do that !!!
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Interviewer: So spider-man are you and the…other spider men…brothers…or something ??
Tobey: No…these are my…clones.
Tobey, seeing Peter and Andrew off to the side pretending to make out with goblins mask and videoing it: ...They’re defective.
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