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Ethan: *Holds financial statistics from the last year* Tch...
Mars: *Glances at him* What's the problem?
Ethan: Math problem
Mars: Oh, I can help you, let me see.
Ethan: *Hands him the papers*
Mars: Alright, here's an easy one. What's 6 x 3?
Ethan: ...
Mars: *glares at Ethan* What's 6 x 3?
Ethan: *mumbles* ...I don't know
Mars: What's 6 x 3?!
Ethan: I DON'Tâ
Mars: *shakes Ethan by the collar* 6 x 3!?
Ethan: I DON'T KNOW!?
Mars: Six threes!!
Ethan: I DON'T KNOW, WHAT IS IT?!
Mars: WHAT IS IT?!
Ethan: ...
Mars: ...
Ethan: ...
Mars: Goin' to get Saturn...
Ethan: *confused* Why?
Mars: SATURN!!
Saturn: *Gets inside the Room of Authority* What's the problem?
Mars: *Bents over and hands him Ethan's reports* This...
Saturn: *looks up at Ethan* What's 6 x 3?
Ethan: I don't know!
Saturn: *irritated spider noises* 6 x 3!!
Ethan: *shrugs* I DON'T KNOW!?
Saturn: *sighs* What's 6 + 6?
Ethan: *his face brightens up* Oh, 12!
Saturn: *yells in frustration* NOW ADD 6!!
Ethan: I DON'T KNOW, WHAT IS IT?!
Saturn: WHAT IS IT?!
Ethan: ...
Mars: ...
Saturn: ...Goin' to get Warcury.
Ethan: Why?
Saturn: WARCURY!!
Warcury: *kicks the door to the Room Authority, irritated* BOOM! WHAT?!
Saturn: *Hands him the financial reports* Reports.
Warcury: *groans in Russian* HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW SIMPLE MATH?! WHAT'S 6 x 3?!
Ethan: I DON'T KNOW!!
Warcury: *Sighs* Look, if Peter had 6 x 3 amount of dish soap, how much dish soap would he have?
Ethan: *covers his eyes with hands* HOW MUCH?!
Warcury: HOW MUCH?!
Ethan: ...
Mars: ...
Saturn: ...
Warcury: *Side glances at Peter with his dish soaps all around him* ... 1, 2, 3, 4â
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Headcanon: Ethan is shitty at math and o' boy, the other four almost got heart attacks when they found out. How is he still Warrior God of Finances? You have to ask Mu!