Owl House Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Eda: Luz annoyed me today, so I said I can't wait to see what she has planned for our special day tomorrow.

King: ...There's nothing special about tomorrow.

Eda: I know, but there is something special about watching the color leave her face as panic takes over.

Amity: No problems!

Luz: *Walks in*

Amity: One problem!

Vee: It's family moments like these I will never forget.

Camila: With a good therapist, hopefully I will.

King: Honestly, I'm just so full of evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into-

Eda: You sleep with a stuffed rabbit.

King: he is mY SECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS

Hunter: I want to be a caterpillar.

Willow: Explain?

Hunter: Eat a lot, sleep for a while. Wake up beautiful

Willow: You know that they have a ifespan of like two weeks right?

Hunter: That's another highlight

Willow: hUNTER NO-

Amity: Are you high?

Luz: am i what?

Amity: High

Luz: hello

Gus: Hey guys, Hunter is in the pool and I don't think he's waterproof

Amity: I think he's trying to say that Hunter's drowning

Camila: oh okay

Camila:

Camila: wait whAT-

Luz: *Sneezes*

Amity: Omg, are you sick Luz? Here, let me get you a blanket and some soup! Don't forget to take your medicine!

(Later)

Edric: *Sneezes*

Amity: Oh my GOD do you ever shut the fuck up?

Eda: Welcome to the 'fuck Belos' support group, where we gather to say a collective 'fuck you' to that stupid bitch.

Luz: But first, a few words from our newest member.

Hunter, sweating: So I may have misunderstood-

Luz: *does something reckless*

Amity: luz how could you do this you are so reckless

Amity: *does something equally if not more reckless but in cursive*

Eda: [Reading Bump's review] You meant "stronger" here, right?

Bump: What does it say?

Eda: "I'm pleased to report Hexside is stranger than it was a year ago."

Bump: That's a mistake.

Eda: Could go either way.

Luz: *does something stupid*

Amity: what an absolute fucking idiot

Amity: I can't believe I'd die for her

Luz: You have to apologize to Eda.

Lilith: Fine.

Lilith: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

Luz: I can't believe we're stuck in this realm together

Amity: *swallowing the key* Truly unfortunate

King: Where's Raine?

Eda: THEY'RE NOT MY PARTNER!

King: ...I never said they were?

Eda: Oh. Haha, awkward.

Raine: Is that vodka?

Eda: Yeah.

Raine: Straight?

Eda: No, gay.

Raine: The vODKA NOT YOU!

Willow: Scared, Luz?

Luz: A little.

Willow: That’s alright. I felt the same way before my first game.

Luz: What happened?

Willow: I, uh, don’t really remember. I took a grudgby ball to the head two minutes in. Woke up in the hospital a week later.

Luz:

Luz:

Luz:

Luz:

Luz: sOUNDS LIKE A SAFE SPORT FOR CHILDREN, GLAD TO BE A PART OF THE TEAM.

Luz, staring out of the window and thinking:

Amity: She’s so beautiful and thoughtful, I wonder what brilliant insights are crossing her mind today :)

Luz: wens-day... whens-day... weds-ne-day??

[at the playground]

Eda: *Gets a paper cut* Oh shi--

Luz: *Pointing at King* There! are! children! here!

Eda: ...shindig. oh shindig? yeah.

Luz:

Luz: Nice save.

Eda: yeah fucking nailed it

Luz:

Eda: Would you like something to drink? [Opens the fridge] We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-

Luz: Spiders?

Eda: Spiders it is then.

Luz: No, that wasn't-

Eda: [Already pouring a glass brimming with spiders]