Orange Needs To Stfu - Tumblr Posts
Quotes from my cousin out of context
-“orange, I am stuck in a tractor”
-“You dense cabbage”
-“Can i yeet you off this cliff”
-“BIG STICK”
-“WhAT, you goddamn bastard”
-“pickled nanners”
-“i wanna stye, i wanna stye, you wanna know why, because stye rhymes with die”
-“You’re a pickle snikle”
-“Wheel chair manson, pickle snikle”
-“ WHaT, art thou looking at commy rat”
-“ i will sacrifice you to the corner house if you say that one more time”
-“sorry grandma, imma finna get turt”
Francisco Goya (1812-1819) The Madhouses
You know when your bitch ass phone wont unlock because it doesnt recognize your face when you're smiling :/
I love the sun but I hate going outside, so I just sit in the sun in my room and just take in all of the sunlight despite not being able to see all that much. We should love the sun just as much as we love the moon. They are both beautiful in their own ways.
Sorry but I will be yearning on main from now on
filming yourself is an interesting experience bc kinda do everything a little faster than normal lol
currently dissociating to
why, am i so afraid to do something so small that won’t have that big of an impact on my life. Or i am just afraid that it will have a huge impact on me or am i just a pussy
these match up so perfectly
i think i just want to spend the rest of my life spending my silly little goose dollars on spotify premium and tea cups from good will, and being a absolute whore for fictional characters
some kid at work the other day told me i was pretty and asked if i was emo, then said i want to be like you, i think i have reached my peak at this point
think it was that i was wearing all black, bc it was raining
can someone just hold my hand plz
does anyone know where to find cute Mary Jane/t strapped shoes??
how do you tell the difference between romantic and platonic
your telling me that during my zoom lecture i am supposed to be taking notes instead of drawing my comments and being on tumblr no i refuse
why is the canvas discussion board set up like old tumblr shit posts??
my hobbies include: blogging about my sad college life to my nonexistent followers, cracking my back, and fall face first into my bed while not moving for several minutes
yk when you drink too much coffee and tea and now you are violently nauseous :)) we love this
there is something so devastating that is wanting to be an academic with the want to have a bountiful amount of knowledge. and having an amazing work ethic, actively putting forth the effort to continue education. but it’s so hard, studying and going to classes is so difficult. it’s hard to romanticize a life that is draining. it’s is hard to be a college student and go to work, without trying to let either one slip. those who can do it, you are such a hard worker!!
so i was hanging out with him today and i saw his lock screen!! it was me!!! holy fuck is he a simp!!