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parsley-sage-rosemary-n-thyme

2 years ago

In the immortal words of everyone's favorite bi uncle Art:

"We showed each other our versions of masturbation (mine used a hand)."

But you know, just musicians being very together and stuff like that.

simon and garfunkel

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simon and garfunkel these two idiots what is it all but luminous Art Garfunkel Paul Simon just musicians being very together why yes of course semen and gay uncle or semen and bi uncle anyway not gay at all nor bi at all either

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parsley-sage-rosemary-n-thyme

2 years ago

Simon and Garfunkel performing at Wembley Stadium, June 19, 1982

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parsley-sage-rosemary-n-thyme

2 years ago

Ok, thank you so much for making me laugh out loud.

commentary on art garfunkel’s book that scarred me for life

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parsley-sage-rosemary-n-thyme

2 years ago

But please, tell me again how very, totally non-bi he is.

i see, Artie…..

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parsley-sage-rosemary-n-thyme

1 year ago

Simon & Garfunkel - Concert in Central Park 1/5 (YouTube video)

sandyzmz: “Why is Art staring at Paul that way while they are singing Me and Julio…”

thegodi: “He wants to fuck him right there in front of the crowd… or maybe he is watching the timing. Could be both.” +2 Thumbs Up

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i stick to my opinion which is... gaaaaaaaaay simon and garfunkel Paul Simon Art Garfunkel paul and artie simon & garfunkel sg semen and gay uncle or semen and bi uncle me and julio down by the schoolyard concert in central park

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