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Crazy that Zoro only has like maybe 4? Visible scars (or scars we know he definetly has to have but don’t get shown like his feet) boy spent the first half of the story constantly wrapped in bandages he should be held together by nothing but scar tissue, alcohol and willpower (insanity) .
The Red Hair Pirates Navigator gets sick or something while Mihawk is visiting and Mihawk, who rides around on an overgrown raft and has probably never steered an actual real ship in his life but loves a challenge, volunteers himself as a stand in while acting like they've forced his hand.
So it's just like
Absolutely No one:
Mihawk (sighing) : I guess since you've begged I'll do it 🙄
And Shanks is so excited because Mihawk is actually taking a vested interest in his crew and this is probably the closest he will get at having him as an official rhp and of course watching Mihawk do piratey things he rarely does is very hot.
Everyone else has a couple of......questions
Benn: I've never seen Hawkeyes use a map before, I'm not even sure he own's a log pose.
Shanks (insanely whipped would let Mihawk crash them into the rocks like a sailor to a siren call) : But he get's where he needs to go and that's the important bit.
Mihawk gives directions that the helmsmen has never heard of in his life, never actually opens a map navigates soley on memory, they don't see a single Island for days and he leaves the crew wondering how exactly it is he ever gets anywhere. They still somehow arrive 3 days earlier than expected.
God I can’t lie, If there’s one nice thing I’ll ever say about Doffy is that he knows how to do a silhouette. What can I say the man knows how to hit a pose
Look at that, serving.
The sheer amount of people doffy and his gang had been turning into toys is crazy 😭.
my guy a polar bear and a gorilla? really? why? 😭 what'd they even do to you?
fuck the hammer and the nail
if all Doffy has is a small child in a bear eared robe then every problem starts to look like it belongs in a playpen I guess
He needs to work on his conflict resolution skills
Sabo eating the Mera Mera no mi and calling out to Ace’s spirit in the colosseum
