One Piece Shenanigans - Tumblr Posts

This silly scenario is inspired by an ask between @hugeassnerdwithadirtymind3 and @discordantwritings.

Crocodile, observing Mihawk "secretly" feeding the stray cats on Karai Bari Island after being told not to: Tsk, I don't know why he cares about those vermin.

Reader, casually reading a book on the sofa: Says the man who built a custom pool in the central courtyard so his Bananawani had a good place to sunbathe.

Crocodile: Beatrice and Isabel are rare, imported purebreds from the South Blue. If they don't get enough sunlight, their scales will dull.

Reader: Aren't they considered vermin in the South Blue for eating livestock?

Crocodile: Some people have no taste.

Reader, kissing him on the temple: One person's vermin is another person's treasure, Dearest.

Crocodile: I sincerely hope you weren't referring to me with that statement, Love.

Reader: 😈