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I've hit a bit of a wall with my Shockwave plush, so I decided to resume a project that's been in a WIP limbo state for some time now.

Well before I started my Tumblr blog, I started making a plushie of Eyesaur from One Night At Flumpty's. This ended up being more of a casual project despite their size, mainly since I opted to hand-sew the entire thing due to the slippery fur I ended up using. Safe to say I was in no rush to get them finished. Anywhoo, this is a very long winded way of saying that I might finish this before Shockwave!

[Pics of Eyesaur under the cut for anyone unfamiliar]

[Depictions of Eyesaur from ONAF 2 and 3 respectivley]

After a good few months of on-and-off progress, my Eyesaur plush is complete!! :D

Very happy with how this fella/fellas came out ^v^ This is quite the sizeable plush, and the soft faux fur I used for the majority of the project makes this adorable abomination all the more huggable! On top of that, the spines on their back are lined with crinkly plastic for a satisfying crinkle sensation. Not to mention there's the ever important plastic pellets in their feet.

A few bonus pictures:

I placed my standard sized Funko plush of Mangle next to Eyesaur so you can hopefully get a better picture of just how big this dude is

can’t draw Flumpty for shit anymore but I’m calling it right now, the Egg is going to be a tumblr sexyman november 2021

also just to state it, I do not support Jonochrome or his actions.

an unoriginal humanoid Flumpty Bumpty design since I can’t draw a fuckin’ egg…or right hands. :)

I really like the idea of this Flumpty being the ringleader of his own little fucked up circus. He’s still a chaos god of death and destruction, but in his own mind, being a ringleader would draw less attention to him…somehow.

Instead of directly kidnapping people, he draws various folks in by promising “horrors and horrible monsters to fulfill your fright!” Let’s just say…he delivers on that promise.

If you can win this little “game” of his, he’ll give you a prize of your choosing. IF you win.

He’ll lock you in his circus overnight, and if you can make it to morning, you win. The catch? You have to survive all of his circus oddities, including him.

Blam and the rest of the crew would still be there, as his circus freaks.

He’s nice to you at first, but he has very thin patience and slowly becomes more and more frustrated until he decides “Fuck it, I’m killing you MYSELF.”

I like his staff, I’d imagine he beats people to death with it. The egg on the top is golden, like one of his “friends.” :)

more human!Flumpty stuff I couldn’t fit in the last post cuz tumblr mobile sucks and keeps duplicating my pictures~ :3

pov: the funni egg man is about to delete you from existence.

smug egg 🥚

Flumpty Bumpty offers you an egg in this trying time!

it’s a trap, do NOT eat it.

grunkfuss wishes you a happy turkey day! 🦃 (and a happy normal day if you’re outside the USA.)

after I finish a chapter of another work, I’m planning to write a short story about Flumpty and his gang heading into New Dork with the purpose of buying a car. It’ll be as stupid as it sounds.

[TW: BLOOD (it’s colored black, but still) ]

[ONAF 3 SPOILERS]

haha funny egg angst.

but seriously, I really wish this moment had more weight to it? Like, Flumpty killed all his “friends”. I know it’s supposed to show how uncaring and monstrous he really is, but I feel like the most angsty scenario would be him killing Blam, his supposed closest friend next to the player.

it doesn’t really fit his character, but I just like angst scenarios lol.

Flumpty Bumpty headcanons 🥚

1) Flumpty is his own worst enemy. Whenever a “plan” fails, it’s usually his own fault. It either happens because gets frustrated and rushes it, or because of his own incompetence. The egg man has a lot of chaos powers on his side, but man, he is dumb.

2) He doesn’t show it much, but under that shell he does have some complex emotions. He’s never really had the ability to make friends well, and it bothers him. A lot. Years of floating around the universe with no one to talk to does stuff to your psyche.

3) Flumpty is playful and childish, sure. Maybe even a bit immature. But, god help you if you piss him off. He’ll probably get distracted, but if he finds you, you’re dead meat. Flumpty also has some…anger issues, but hey, what chaos god of death doesn’t?

4) Flumpty is fascinated with dinosaurs. So much that he loves to experiment with the possibility of bringing dinosaurs back to life. Sure, he could just poof them back into existence, but where’s the fun in that? The Eyesaur is a…semi-successful example of his dinosaur themed “projects.” Not too often New Dork is terrorized by dinosaur-themed monstrosities every year or so.

5) Birthday Boy Blam is his second closest friend in his demented group….but only to him. Blam, in truth, he’s closer friends with everybody BUT Flumpty. Flumpty, surprisingly, does not know this and just assumes that BBB follows and worships him blindly. Blam just considers him somewhat a friend, and also fears him to a degree. All of his “friends” seem to think the same.

6) Flumpty’s friend list from best to “I guess they’re my friend??”

“Champ” (The Player) > Birthday Boy Blam > Grunkfuss > The Eyesaur > The Redman > The Beavowl. > (Golden Flumpty.)

7) He loves anything related to the (ONAF universe version) of the Care Bears, but he keeps that a secret. He has an old school VHS just to watch the tapes he’s accumulated over the years. Despite being extremely ruthless and uncaring, he loves anything with the theme of “the power of friendship solves everything!” He refuses to accept that the real world isn’t like that.

8) Him killing all of his friends in ONAF 3 was mostly because he realized all of friends barely cared about him. What happened next could only be described as “an egg has a mental breakdown, commits a slaughter, tries to pretend everything is okay by cloning himself and (trying) to tie up all his loose ends.” I reject canon.

9) Flumpty is a terrifying enemy, sure. But, if you manage to impress and befriend him, he’ll be one of your closest (albeit clingy) allies. Even moreso if you somehow make him romantically interested in you.

10) Eventually, Flumpty just reset the timeline and revived his friends. But, the guilt still sticks with him.

flumpty DUMP-t-Y

i just really wanted to draw flumpty with this meme I apologize

Flumpty Bumpty Buys a Car!

The shining sun shone over the city of New Dork as the citizens hustled and bustled to their workspaces. However, today would be slightly different for New Dork, as the egg-shaped deity of chaos and death would reveal himself and his monsters to the public. But what could be the purpose for this intrusion into the lives of the people in New Dork?

Flumpty Bumpty began his day staring at the city of New Dork through a pair of binoculars. He was currently hanging out of a window from the horrid house he and his friends resided in. He could see various citizens working, buying groceries, delivering mail, all that jazz. Looking a bit more, he suddenly found himself looking at a snazzy little car dealership. Plastering a goofy smile onto his face, he threw the binoculars violently out the window and into the trash cans next to the house. Hearing the yowl from a cat, he turned himself around and left the room to find his friends, smile still going strong. Heading through the various rooms of his house, he finally found his favorite associate: Birthday Boy Blam, munching on some pizza in the kitchen. Upon seeing Flumpty, he set the pizza down and turned to say hello to the egg. “Hey, Flumpty.” The box-shaped creature greeted, in a deep monotone voice. “Hello, Blam!” Flumpty greeted back. “Could you around up the rest of the gang for me? I have a good idea of what we could do today!” Blam simply nodded and hopped off the kitchen counter. Both individual monsters made their ways to the rest of the house, searching for the rest of the gang.

Once all gathered, Flumpty’s gang sat and watched the egg conjure a huge dry erase board into existence. He turned to draw on the board, before noticing he didn’t have anything to write with. After getting himself a marker, he began to write on the board while the others sat and waited. When Flumpty was finished, the board read: A Flumpty Team Morale Booster! A presentation by Flumpty Bumpty. The group absolutely looked confused as Flumpty set his hands on his hips. “So…” He spoke, beginning the supposed ‘presentation’. “I know it’s been a tough week since we lost The Owl a few days ago.”

“Of course, it has…it somehow choked on the urinal and was squirming on the floor when we found it…it was awful.” The Redman said. “Yeah, yeah. It was very tragic. Anyways!” Flumpty continued, turning back to the dry erase board and drawing on it. The remaining few of the gang, except Golden Flumpty, confusedly looked at each other as Flumpty continued to draw on the board continue his speech. “I was looking at the citizens of New Dork this morning, looking for something to boost our spirits! Suddenly, I saw this snazzy place with a bunch of cars in all around it, and then, I realized exactly what we needed!” The egg once again moved away from the board, revealing: A very badly drawn car.

Nobody spoke as Flumpty turned back to the group, looking upon the clueless group with the same goofy smile on his face. A few moments passed before the egg asked: “So…Any questions?”

Blam promptly raised his hand and said “Yeah…. What is this supposed to be?” Flumpty looked back to the board with a blank expression and quickly turned back, saying “It’s a car.” This made the group even more confused as Redman asked, “What exactly does this mean?” Flumpty rolled his eyes as he finally revealed his main plan. “We are going to go into the city and buy ourselves a snazzy new car!”

The group simply looked even looked even more confused as all of them looked amongst each other. Upon realizing the egg-god was serious, Redman decided to risk his moral life by bringing up a controversial opinion: “Flumpty, this is a horrible idea.” Flumpty simply dismissed him with the wave of his hand. “Pfft, c’mon! This could be really fun!”

“If the people in the city see us in the city, they can follow us back here, and possibly kill or maim us.” Redman said, trying to empathize the potential danger that going into the city posed. “That won’t happen…I’ll just maim ‘em first!” Flumpty said, raising a can with his telepathic powers. “The police forces could send a SWAT team after us…or even something worse!”

“Pffft, you know New Dork’s forces are no match for me! I’ve taken them down on a near weekly basis!” Red’s posture slumped as he noticed he was running out of rebuttals to the egg’s arguments, muttering “Yeah…it’s kind of terrifying actually.” Noticing that Redman no longer held the argument, Flumpty flew off to the back of the house, yelling: “We leave in 20 minutes!” The group simply looked amongst themselves once more before disbanding and preparing themselves for the trip into the city.

Entering the city was no problem, but people were quick to notice the peculiar group. Flumpty kept a confident stride as he walked through the streets, citizens moving out of the way in fear and shock. Birthday Boy Blam walked as he navigated the streets as the same time, holding the map close to his face as he somehow avoided various obstacles. Grunkfuss the Clown and the Eyesaur, a creature of Flumpty’s twisted design, stuck close to each other as the group continued to walk. In the back, The Redman crawled on his crab-like legs they passed, being grateful that no one could possibly recognize him in his current state. The walk to the car dealership didn’t take very long to the relief of Red. Various cars lined across the parking lot, some shining brightly in the sun. Some, however, were worn down vehicles with mud slung across the bottom of them. Flumpty stared towards the building, giving a toothy smile to the cowering salesmen inside. “Oh, Yoo Hoo~!” The egg called, pulling a handkerchief out of…somewhere and waving it around. “We’re awaiting serrrrrvice~!”

Several salesmen shuffled around each other as they tried to reason on who would be the one to sell to the chaos god and his pals. After some pushing and shoving, a salesman with slicked back red hair stumbled out the door. He nervously pulled on the door before sighing and turning around. He quietly approached the group, plastering a semi-confident smile on his face as he introduced himself.

“Hiya, folks, I’m Dorian. How can I help you find a car today?” Flumpty simply smiled as he stuffed the handkerchief back from wherever he got it from and approached the man. “Hi! I’m Flumpty Bumpty. I’m an egg. These are my friends!” Flumpty gestured to his ‘friends’ as they all shook their heads. “Also, I’m immune to the plot and can transcend time and space.”

Dorian gulped as he tugged on his collar. “Sounds fun! Let’s find you guys a car, huh?”

Many cars of several colors and models surrounded the gang. Mini-vans, standard cars, and other such vehicles were on display. Flumpty stared in awe at a small round white minivan, filled with enough space for every one of his friends. “Nice model, eh?” Dorian asked, as the egg floated around it. “Yeah! I love the color.” The egg exclaimed. The Redman looked around the lot, seeing that the other salesmen were still cowering in the main building. The others were mostly staring at the popcorn machine and the mini fridge sitting next to the front desk. “Yes, I think we’ll take this one!” Flumpty said, directing the other’s attention back to him and the salesman.

“Great!” Dorian beamed with relief as he pulled up a clipboard. “But first, I got to test how it flies.” Flumpty said, moving over to the side. “But cars don’t fly- “

Flumpty moved his hand underneath the side of the car as he tossed it into the air in one single motion. It flew upwards at a great speed as Dorian and the gang looked up in shock. Birthday Boy Blam began to single everyone to move away from it slowly, as Dorian just simply froze. It slowly disappeared as it went higher.

A few seconds later, the car crashed down right on top of the poor car salesman. Glass, debris, and his blood splattered all over the egg and the crew. Everyone but Flumpty had their eyes open in shock, as the egg simply put a hand to his chin and said: “Good speed, but it should’ve stayed in the air longer.”

Everyone walked into the main building, with Grunkfuss parking the now severely damaged mini-van outside of it. All the employees were shaking as the chaos god approached the counter. “Hello, we’ll take the minivan outside, please!” He said, pointing to it. BBB and Eyesaur helped themselves to the free popcorn and soda as The Redman simply stood anxiously.

The manager stood across the counter and simply said “You can have it, just as long as you get out of here!” Flumpty beamed with a huge smile as he turned back to Red. “See?” He asked. “Such nice people, and it was so easy just to find a car. No harm no foul, right?”

“You literally just killed a man.” Red replied, as he looked at the shaking employees.

“Yeah, but we got a car for free! C’mon, gang, let’s go home!”

Flumpty began to fly towards the exit, with BBB and Eyesaur following. The Redman just simply stared for a second before scuttling out.

It wasn’t long before the broken minivan landed from the flight from the car dealership. The whole gang began to walk back inside the house. The Redman stood and looked at Flumpty as he said “Well…today wasn’t a complete waste of time, I guess.”

“Oh, Red, I’m glad you had fun today too!” Flumpty said, jiggling the keys to the car mindlessly.

Red rolled his eyes and began to scuttle inside as Flumpty stood and admired the view of New Dork City.

“Goodnight, New Dork. We’ll see ya tomorrow!” He said, flying back into the house as the sun set in the distance.

The End.

(Notes)

I know I promised I would make a ONAF story a bit ago, and I apologize for the wait. I ran into a bout of art block along with a bunch of IRL issues. I also tried to post this on Archive of Our Own only to find out that I'm basically locked out of my account ;w; (Not because of hacking, but because I can't change my password due to an outdated email.) But, I was finally able to finish this despite all the chaos. I hope you all enjoy this little fic!

I found this on Twitter when searching the ONaF tag (just looking for any art I haven’t seen.) A Flumpty Bumpty figure along with various other FNaF fangame figures (tho no Popgoes characters are listed yet, which is odd.) are currently listed on the Youtooz website, with a release date of 8/01/2022 (this may be inaccurate depending on time, region, etc.)

Personally, I think this may be a fake. 7 figures for the same franchise dropping all on the same date seems strange for me, along with the absence of Popgoes characters. Any thoughts?

**Jonochrome supporters DNI**

not a full art but! I drew a Doc Ock!Flumpty based off of Adaminacja’s Spiderverse parody. Video of it below!

I might finish this after I complete another Flumpty piece in the works.

https://youtu.be/YWIbxMb9EA4

Have you ever thought of drawing Golden Flampty???

I have! But, due to both irl stuff and loss of motivation and such, I’ve never gotten around to drawing him! I do have an idea for an art piece now that I’m thinking about it however!

sneek peek for new ONaF-related piece 👁‍🗨👁‍🗨

sneek peek for new ONaF-related piece 👁‍🗨👁‍🗨

“I told you to never touch me again.”

“Awww, cmon! Why can’t I just be glad to see my…brother?”

Here they are! Flumpty and Gold(en Flumpty).

They aren’t actually brothers, Gold just appeared once day out of the blue, calling Flumpty their sibling. Flumpty just kinda ran with it since he was happy that he could…somewhat clone himself. They were on good terms at first…until Flumpty eventually loss his patience with all of his “friends”, including him.

a wholesome Flumpty doodle for your wholesome Flumpty needs.