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Why is this making me laugh so hard?
Ophelia: babe come over
Hamlet: I can’t I’m hiding a body
Ophelia: my dad isn’t home
Hamlet: I know
Narlie Week Day 6(?): crossover
(moreso gaming now that I think of it, but I am hopefully crossing over some more, possibly doing so late because I am getting jumped by Wednesday's schedule and other stuff). I'm also sorry about it being a little mean spirited, I don't mean it to come off as spiteful.
I'm not sure if these two would play Monster Hunter: World (it's pretty grindy and generally requires commitment), but if they did, I feel it could be close to ending here.
The decisive battle of the ages, of wits, skill, controller-mashing and sheer stubborness. Nick and Charlie versus the Subzero White Knight.
This is the most moronic, tangential thing I have ever made. HOURS to make this horrible piece of work. I need to tighten those hinges...
Rambling tangent:
I love Barioth. Expressive, weird and BLOODY HUGE AND FAST. 90 tons of muscle, shell and tuks as long as Diplodocus hurtling towards you at breakneck speeds. Genuinely one of my favourite fights.
Meow :3
Mreeeooww :33333
RAAAAAAUUUURRRGGH!!
This moggy has a lot of interesting stuff that I am better off dedicating its own post to.
Also, I am HYPED for Monster Hunter Wilds. The devs have showed off all sorts of really cool stuff, though I'm probably not getting it on launch (February 28th).
Sphynx cat
Quick note: this post is inspired by a post by @r1ng-w0rm. (I will edit it to put the link here in a bit, I’m lazy right now)
Characters Dice and Jeff belongs to @ewwwabug
Jeff: hey Dice there’s been something I’ve been wanting to tell you, but I never got the courage to.
Dice looked at the man with question and concern, he has noticed his friend acting strange, he was planning to try to talk to the man but he didn’t know how to start the conversation so he just decided to listen.
Dice: yes Jeff?
Jeff then pulled off his weave and showed Dice his glowing glory
Jeff: I’m bald
Dice: 😧
Dice then took off his weave.
Dice: girl me too🥹
Jeff: 🥹
They then walked into the sunset laughing together and that’s how they became the loveless bald boys.
The end.
I love this so much, got me cackling with what if Jesus, but like among us😂😂💀
Anyways enjoy
Idea by @callmepip
Anyways here’s mine
Neptune: hey Earth! Earth! Hey Earth hey!
Earth: what?
*Earth slowly gets mutated by Neptune*
Neptune: haha made you look!
Stranger danger puppet show: some weird whistling cult who probably worships a rock, has a banger song about little red riding hood🔥🔥🔥, don’t trust the big bad wolf.
Mandela catalog: *in Boozo’s voice* Spot the difference!
Boozo’s ghost: terrible greedy and selfish old man gets his ass beat by ghosts and not just any ghosts, straight up Christmas spirits 💀(Not Clickbait!!!!)
The Walten files: thick thighed rabbit slays 💅 by giving Brian and Rosemary makeovers 😊 while Billy just stands there menacingly
The mysterious house: dumbass kid (no hate towards Tammy) peer pressures friend to go inside a strangers home with her to get some candy only to get their cheeks clapped by a thick thighed married tumbler sexy man rabbit who got the spring Bonnie fit and a deep voice that’s both soothing and gives you the chills
Vita carnis: you can adopt a cute meat trash baby🥹
Mandela catalog again: sussy baka among us angel tumblr sexy man builds army to clap earths ass cheeks and the people on it while the intruder does the ultimate prank on both Adam and his parents.
Cesar Torres: that’s why your shoes raggedy
Alternate Cesar: that’s why your mama dead, dead as hell, what shoes she got on, what shoes she got on her casket
Explaining Internet Horror Things Badly
Local 58 - the moon is one scary ass motherfucker.
Gemini Home Entertainment - neptune is one scary ass motherfucker.
Mandela Catalog - what if jesus, but like among us.
The Monument Mythos/Nixonverse - THE STATUES ARE MOVING! Anyways, America is a country built on the suffering of oppressed peoples, and-
FNAF VHS - What if FNAF made sense?
Welcome Home - tumblr sexyman muppet feeds people to house (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)
SMILE Tapes - Don't Do Drugs :)
Gilbert Garfield - WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING.
Kane Pixel's Backrooms - 🎶 My life is like a videogame-🎶
Vita Carnis - meat is everywhere.
The June Archive and Restoration Project - Fuck you nintendo, deleting hatena flipnote killed a junillion innocent stickmen
Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - funny muppet become scary muppet.
Mystery Flesh Pit National Park - It is a lovely morning in The Flesh Pit, and you are a horrible capitalist.
VibingLeaf - creepypasta if it was good
TMK - the whole thing was leading up TO A DAMN KARL MARX JOKE!
How the daily life of AlphaTeam is...
oh my fuck8ng god no one warned me about episode9 i just watched it but holy shit this scene sends me so much i've been laughing on this for the past 40 minutes what in the face app smile filter is this scene like not thissssss 😭😭✋🏻
Crack(le Pop)
“I would greatly appreciate it if you guys get up from that sofa and help us.” Mark says, dragging his feet into the living room.
The maknae line groans at the sound of their hyung.
“But we’re so tired~”, Yugyeom whines, not wanting to move from his spot at one end of the sofa. Jackson and Jinyoung roll their eyes at the statement.
“You’re not the ones who cleaned blood for an hour and a half. Besides, you woudn’t want Jaebum to find out our hobby do you?” Jackson drawls, flinching at the speed this had gotten them to stand.
Youngjae dashes to get a rubbish bag and Jinyoung chuckles. Cringing at the way BamBam was trying to fit the body parts in the bag, he says, “You know that Jaebum hyung will never find out, right? Besides, he’s coming back tomorrow Jackson hyung.”
“Better to be safe than sorry.” Jackson shrugs.
Everyone in the living room freezes when they hear the sound of the dorm door opening.
“Y-You checked the dates wrongly didn’t you, Yugyeom?” Mark asks the youngest, who looked like he was about to pass out from fear.
“What the fuck are you guys doing.”
Lol guysys I’m soRrY for this piece of —- writingsndhsh
Hope you enjoyedd
Bro, I'm listening to The Hanging Tree (the one from tbosas) on spotify and it goes to the next song after a while even though it's on loop, wtf. Spotify's on crack.