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I can’t be the first person who’s done this. Anyway I love all of them so much.
☆☆☆☆
"4 stars. Surgery was clean and pretty quick, but the knife was rusty and the two surgeons kept bickering. I think I was bleeding out for like, the middle part of the entire procedure, and they warned I'd have a 75% chance of infection. Would definitely recommend."
-Simon
Me just realizing how hopelessly gay i am:
My friends when i make another joke about my trauma:
Me hearing OFMD Season 2 was announced:
Me waiting patiently for OFMD Season 2:
girls be like “i’m fighting demons” and the demons are a blonde rich man who wears a little night gown with a matching nightcap and snores like ‘HONKK shooo HONK shooo’
No one:
Izzy:
Have I mentioned how much I fucking love Izzy Hands
His full name is Israel which is cool as hell
Historically he’s like 16 🤔
He has grey hair
He lives in the walls
He’s fallen over multiple times
He can use a sword
He hates unicorns
He is a unicorn
He’s homophobic
He’s gay
He’s swallowed at least 2 of his own toes
“Foot” 😑
He’s probably an alcoholic
He wears one glove
While drunk and missing one limb he managed to rip the legs off a decorative horse on the front of the ship (HOW??)
“I suppose they look like sausages”
He can sing
He can sing in French as well
The little X on his cheek
He wears makeup
He says FOCK
He’s indestructible (almost whoops)
What kind of last name is Hands
He’s played by Con O’Neil (do I need to elaborate?)
Short 🤏
His VOICE is PERFECTION
He has a horse leg
✨“ooohh… oohh… daddy…”✨
He got hit in the face with a sandwich
He doesn’t get paid enough for this shit
He knows songs that won’t even be invented for another 300 years
Emo
“👌”
He’s a silly billy
Draw Izzy Hands :3
✨💅sChMoL💅✨
Before you say anything like “ohhh stede should have been Ed or Lucius” yes that occurred to me, but Stede is the king of passive aggression plus I really wanted to draw him in his cursed red suit 🫶
Cannot believe Harry fucking Styles knocked us off top spot besties 😔✌️
Just posting to beat bridget/n 😔✌️
I’m still in pain over that finale and none of my friends have seen it yet so I have no one to talk to
Looks like it’s time to catapult my thoughts into the abyss of tumblr!
ofmd s2 setup 🙏🙏🙏
RIP Edward Teach you would have loved eating sugary breakfast cereal by the handful directly from the box
I want them to be friends.
I am still imagining them as friends. UwU
OFMD trailer breakdown:
Stede: I love you Ed. Are you thinking of me too? I’m so sorry—I’ll find you and explain everything🥺❤️
Ed: Fuck you, meanie 😡
Meanwhile, Lucius: 😟😨🫨🌊😰🫠💀
Honestly, my favorite, ✨iconic✨, precious pirate boi, Lucius, better be alive and well. We need more iconic Lucius quotes.
And I want all of them to be happy.