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li-young lee / raymond luczak / betsy reed / pete gill / michael dumanis
the generational death of language & saluting a flag
Actually the only two people whose opinion matters
Bernie and Britney ❤️
What Could Have Been 😭
HELPPPPP NICO GOT RECRUITED FOR GERMANYS NEXT TOP MODEL AS A COACH IN 2017 😭😭
Banging on the wall, there is blood in my throat.
Because I pushed my shouts out of it,
as I push my car.
The finish line is the past,
The win is you.
I hurtle towards it,
I try to pass it,
But I spin out every time
And crash into the present.
- K. Kensington.
Nico Rosberg talking about Checo’s mental health, how important a driver’s mentality can be, how it would be stupid to put a rookie in the other red bull, how Hulk has deserved better cars than he got and Hulkstappen friendship, how Hungary has always been one of Lewis’s favourite tracks and talking about his records once again, how he only calls James Vowles by his surname because that’s how James referred to him, how he’s consistently praising drivers rather than criticising them (especially George).
Real F1 commentary is back. Here’s hoping we see more of him this weekend!
Nico has such a reputation for his cunty attitude (which is very hard earned btw, well done) but he's literally sickeningly sweet and kind. Nico saying he's not above relating to Sergio, he knows and understands the mental pressure and can empathise- describing how negative thoughts can literally descend on you mid lap.... how sometimes when you're in a negative spiral you just need to congratulate yourself for cutting the gap to 2 to 3 tenths.... offttt. Motorsport and F1 especially is so unapproachable and unrelateable (rich man playground) but it's made slightly more human by his commentary. Fans deserve Nico as a fixture in the commentary box, the problem is SkyF1 doesn't deserve Nico as a fixture in THEIR commentary box
when i say that nico rosberg caused every sexuality crisis in the paddock during the late 2000s and 2010s it's a joke but it's also really really not. 90% of the homophobia and misogyny that he experienced (misplaced or otherwise) was because those men were genuinely attracted to him and for the first time in their gross little seemingly heterosexual lives had to consider the fact that they wanted, in some small way, to fuck a man and they simply could not handle that
Nico 🤝 Kimi
Finnish Bloodline Solidarity.
Kimi explaining why he picked #7 instead of #6 as his driver number
Nico Rosberg in the crowd, celebrating Kimi Raikkonen pole position in Nurburgring 2003
a silent nico rosberg is terrifying it’s like when you see a spider and you freak out but then it disappears and that’s even worse
in a better world, nico rosberg and lewis hamilton never get divorced and nico still retires after his one wdc and he still becomes a reporter and instead of the the awkward interview we got last year, we get thousands of brocedes interviews where they're being stupid together. lewis moves to ferrari and nico publicly quizzes him on his italian. nico interviews another driver and lewis is in the background making fun of nico. people make compilations of lewis and nico making each other laugh during interviews.
nico wasn't at barcelona cause he was at the taylor swift eras tour concert with his wife and daughters 😭😭
thinking about the rosberg family and how a kardashian or dts style documentary about them would be amazing.
you have keke rosberg, a hard racing cigar smoking legend of motorsport from one of it's most dangerous eras, whose name literally means pixie rose mountain. the man who basically invented formula one in finland but was hated by his own media for being too cosmopolitan and when they tried to recognise his achievements refused to let them put his face on a postage stamp because he wouldn't make money off of it. studied to be a dentist but missed the entrance exam and became a racing driver instead. got out of having to take german in school by persuading the master that he would never need it but as soon as he met a hot older german woman went so insane over her that he proposed just months after meeting her and agreed to make it their primary language at home. set a record for the fastest lap in f1 history that lasted until 2004, won his first f1 race and then won a world championship before he won his second. known as a crazy racer who would go through you if you didn't let him past. also the softest dad who loves his baby boy more than anything else.
then there's sina, the coolest person in the rosberg family. was so hot and smart and talented that a man willingly sacrificed his cultural identity to be her husband. professional interpreter who knows a bunch of languages and taught them to her polyglot son. married a f1 world champion but hated his driving so much that she drove herself everywhere, even to events that she attended with him. showed up finland's independence day ball in a suit and bow tie against all dress customs. planned to give birth on her own because it's basically the same thing as going to the dentist, and she doesn't need a man for that. has an f1 champion husband and son and still banned f1 talk in her house for nico's entire career. got so nervous watching her baby race that she vacuumed the entire apartment each time. ditched her husband in dubai so that she could make it to the track to see nico become world champion in person. got drunk and talked about keke's sperm on live television.
nico rosberg, the saddest wettest kitten who ever lived. the most beloved baby in the world. cried at everything as a child. cried when he lost at tennis and when he won. uber competitive. incredibly athletic, competing internationally in karting and tennis. total nerd who had no trouble with his schoolwork despite missing school constantly and got accepted into imperial college london to study engineering. at the time the youngest person to ever drive an f1 car. the biggest single cause of sexuality crises in motorsport since 2006. was once sponsored by the german version of mtv. nicknamed after a teen pop sensation. met the love of his life when he was four and hit her over the head with a bucket while they were making sandcastles. had an incredibly difficult incredibly public divorce from a man he was never legally married to. dropped the mic said thank u, next and is so so happy in his retirement. has stripped down to his underwear on television and done a river clean up in designer coats. boy mom to an orange cat, girl dad to human children. loves his daughters more than anything, the kind of man who will leave a 2 million dollar car on a hill to hitchhike, with his videographer, to his daughters's christmas party. can pinpoint the amount of time lost in a corner exactly and needs everyone to know about it. deeply annoying, absolutely hilarious, incredibly kind.
and of course, vivian. ceo of the rosberg family. still planning the long game revenge on nico for hitting her with a bucket when they were children, born in germany, studied design in milan, can party harder than f1 drivers. has done the interior design for private jets, because apparently that's a thing. owner, creator and namesake of the best rated ice cream shop in the balearics. makes her daughters matching outfits for a taylor swift concert and publicly teases her husband for not being a fan. stages elaborate christmas photos with a different colour theme every year. wore a white dress with turquoise louboutins and chanel bag to match nico's race suit in one of the most iconic and yet deeply underappreciated wag moments in f1 history. ruined them with champagne but didn't care. wants her children to be happy. definitely pegs her husband.
most interesting motorsport family of all time. forget dts, i just want to know about them
