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It Starts Up In Our Bedroom After The War
Richie tries to laugh and then winces when it causes him pain, feeling his chest. Pete looks at him and frowns. Richie can’t take his eyes off himself. He’s been bruised before, after being beat up or shoved in a locker, but never like this. Never bloodied, never with red marks around his throat. He’s supposed to be a good kid. This shouldn’t happen to good kids. His stomach churns with guilt.
[ or: Richie Lipschitz lives to tell the tale. ]
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you're telling me that peter just went on normally after this? after his two best friends were killed by a ghost? you expect me to believe that?
“mamma mia disappoints at starlight theatre” is rly getting me bc tgwdlm is set in late 2018 and npmd is set in late 2020 (class of 2021 before hoco) which means either mamma mia came to town twice in two years or mamma mia was so bad that theyre still shit-talking it two years later
Fun headlines on Mark Chasity's newspaper because they amused me:
Nighthawks prepare to swoop
and clinch victory in annual homecoming match against arch-rivals Clivesdale Chemists
Clivesdale Cherry Festival Cancelled Due to Lack of Interest
After over a hundred years, the miserable event is finally put to rest
Hatchetfield puts it's foot on the gas!
While scientists insist we are speeding towards irreparable climate catastrophe
New Land Development Proposed at Edge of Witchwod Forest
But something lurks beneath the ground
Mayor Lauter's Re-Election Campaign off to Rocky Start
Is he the right fit to lead Hatchetfield moving forward?
High Society Hangout Destroyed
Hatchetfield Boating Society looks to the community for aid after a mysterious fire incinerates the elite watering hole
'Mamma Mia!' disappoints at the Starlight Theatre
I literally spent like half an hour transcribing these from random screenshots so enjoy!!
what groupchat did this get shared to why did i just get three comments in the hour. you can read this fic but you can’t make fun of me for thinking solomon lived thru the show. i wrote it before the proshot and i forgot he died
you're telling me that peter just went on normally after this? after his two best friends were killed by a ghost? you expect me to believe that?
“This is all your fault, Spankoffski! I just wanted to cheat off a geek. I didn’t want to like you, you made me.”
The funny thing about Nerdy Prudes Must Die is that Richie and Ruth are unashamedly horny, Pete and Steph are the only ones normal about sex, and Grace thinks carrying books is the equivalent to having sex and also she fucks a murderous rampaging ghost.
Grace is the only one who is actually a prude and the only one to actually have sex.
I am thoroughly enjoying finally putting my thousands of saved memes to good use
lautski + some textposts for my lautski nation 💜💜
the most unrealistic part of nerdy prudes must die was not that max died and became a ghost it was that steph, grace, and peter were able to pronounce the lords in blacks true names on the first try
Some nerdy prudes headcanons in no particular order:
• Steph is a gamer girl. Her dad bought her the full gamer girl set up with the pink cat ear chair and see-through computer tower for her to just play the sims and stardew valley. Richie and Ruth get her into fortnight.
• Pete gets motion sickness so he reads a book while listening to his girlfriend cuss out 12 year olds.
• Richie made them all a discord server because it's "way cooler and more efficient than snapchat."
• Grace constantly sends Jesus themed gifs into the chat as reactions. Think of the stuff your grandma sends you when she discovered how to use the keyboard on her phone. Exactly. A lot of glittery easter crucifixes.
• Steph convinces Ruth to audition for the next school musical. Ruth gets her first ever lead role. Steph agrees to be in the chorus with Pete to support her.
• Grace forms an Abstinence Club so she can lure more dirty dudes and eat their souls or whatever.
• Pete gets them to play dungeons and dragons with him once. He was the dm. Richie was a dark elf rogue with a complicated backstory. Ruth was a bard that tried to seduce everything that moved. Steph got frustrated with the rules immediately and eventually just had Pete make a character for her. Grace played a real human priest that shamed the entire group for playing the devil's game before storming out after only being there for five minutes.
"Pete and Steph and both T4T and Bi4Bi" I say into a mic, the crowd boos, their voices loud and disapproving.
"They're right" a chorus of voices interrupt the booing crowd as they make their presence known.
As I look up at the mysterious ensemble I see them.
The entire cast of Starkid.
it's hilarious how at a certain point peter and steph are just super focused on protecting and saving each other and poor grace is just... there. not even third wheeling just being ignored lmao
like guys there's a whole ass third person with you
“This is all your fault, Spankoffski! I just wanted to cheat off a geek. I didn’t want to like you, you made me.”
Paul Matthews and Emma Perkins are everything to me. They are soulmates and find each other in every universe but they almost never get past the awkwardly flirting stage before the world ends. They are both losers. They find each other every time an apocalypse commences. They are the only normal people in the whole universe. They are doomed by the narrative. They hate musicals. He tips her 5 dollars and she spits on everyones coffee. They are Orpheus and Eurydice coded. They are a spark that never turns into fire. They are intimate but don't like labels. They are the only constant thing in every timeline. They are what it could have been but never meant to be. They meet in that coffee shop again and again forever. He'll order a black coffee and she'll ask him for his name. And the loop will start all over again.
No thoughts, just Jon killing this line:
It’s been stuck in my head the entire day and I just rewatched the entire show purely because I needed to hear this again.
God I love this show.