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FRIENDS (1994-2004) S08E17 | "The One with the Tea Leaves"

Finja Brandenburg // unknown

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booty crust

you are an absolute fiend to the editblr community and we need to eject you at ONCE!!! /silly + nsrs

coquette stupid fucking hamster 🥺

ALSO DID FWU JUST GET HYR OWN TAGGG AHAHAHA ( talking ab da “ noa “ tag ! ! )

yahs because you are speakeasy family and friends discounted and the noa ever 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️

cancelled called out blacklisted blocked tears fallen blood shed sweat cried crewd and crode ++ YOUR A STEALER OF COPY AND PASTES!!!

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can we honestly unmoot? your work is so ugly. You never make me laugh or smile. You literally make me want to kill myself… I really despise every waking moment I am forced to spend with you. You have no value whatsoever in my life. I tell everyone about how much I hate you. Fuck you for being alive. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that nobody cares about you and nobody will ever be there for you. I hate you so much. I don’t think you realize how undesirable and miserable you are sometimes. Life is so much more fun when you’re not around. You’re utterly worthless. I need you to be eradicated. I hate the way you colour, your frames are disgusting. If I could even put into words how much I hate you I couldn’t because no string of words in any language in the universe could convey how much I hate you. Your personality is as disgusting and horrific as you are and that’s saying something. I hate you, please kill yourself. I’m not even calling it suicide anymore because you’re subhuman it’s more like euthanizing an animal. I REALLY HATE YOU OK I fucking hate you and it makes me so happy when I see you miserable and alone with nobody ever bothering with you I want to be your number one enemy and hunt you down for sport to kill you. You’re so miserable to be around I’d never do anything with you ever because of how awful you are. Please kill yourself for the sake of everyone else.

[ … ] ❀ you’re not from around here , are you? i figured because you totally just missed { NOA BRAUNSTEIN } walking by. don’t tell me you don’t know who { SHE } is? they kind of look like { MAUDE APATOW } and i could be wrong but i think that they might be { TWENTY-SEVEN } years old right now. they’ve been living in palmview for the last { TWENTY-ONE YEARS }. and i don’t know if anyone has ever told them this before but they kind of remind me of { CHER HOROWITZ } from { CLUELESS }. if you stick around the town long enough you might catch them in action working at { - } as a { MATCHMAKER }. you see this town isn’t really that big of a place, some folks like to call them the { THE SHOPAHOLIC } of palmview! they took a liking to the name too after a while, go figure. oh crap, they must have heard me yapping. they’re coming this way. i got to warn you though, rumor has it they can pretty { MATERIALISTIC } at times. i wouldn’t take it too seriously though, from the times i’ve spoken to them they seemed pretty { SWEET } to me. we see each other all the time since they live in that { THREE ROOM } apartment beside me over in { CORAL COVE }. i better leave you to it. it was nice meeting you!  

full name : noa yael braunstein birthplace : san francisco, california date of birth : 03 / 13 / 1997 parentage : solomon braunstein & talia foster braunstein sibling(s) : ronen braunstein ( twin ) pets : two blue russian cats named coco & donatella occupation : founder of stupid cupid matchmaking business relationship status : single gender identity : cis female ( she/her ) sexual orientation : heterosexual ( maybe idk how to write a fully str8 muse honestly ) faceclaim : maude apatow

BACKGROUND:

from the very beginning, noa’s family dynamic was quite different from the others. her parents met on tv through a dating show in the 90s and were lucky enough to find something that lasted.

flash forward a few years to a nice thursday evening in march when the braunstein twins graced this earth. one 37 minutes older than the other ( who exactly the twins wouldn't find out until they were thirteen and snuck a peek at their birth certificates -- their parents didn't want to hear the ' i'm older ' argument )

the phoenix lights happened the same night as their births, and to this day, their family likes to joke it was to prepare the world for their arrival

going from a family of two to four is never easy, and the braunstein's didn't find the transition any easier. they tried their best to split the work, with one parent being in charge of one twin. this was supposed to change weekly to give them equal opportunity with each child, but once they'd started and learned their respective twin, it was easier to just keep going that way rather than trying to learn everything about the other

so, it's no surprise when noa is bonded to their dad, and ronen their mom. the classic daddy's girl / momma's boy combos were running rampant in their household

noa never took full notice of how distant she was from her mother until her pre-teen years, a time when a girl needs her mother most. but every interaction felt like she was burdening her mother with questions, almost like she didn't care much for her daughter at all despite the clear love they held for one another. noa simply put it down to the fact that they were two very different people with very different interests, and instead would cling to her father, who had no issue handing over his credit card in order to cheer her up, and who seemed to find her over the top ideas for future ventures endearing rather than unrealistic.

at the age of six, their dad got a new job and the family relocated to florida. it came with more money, and the family was already pretty well off.

at this point, the twins were inseparable. the definition of frenemies. they'd fight and fight, but ten minutes later would be snuggled up on the couch watching tv. if someone were to pick on ronen, noa would say something and vice versa.

noa thrived in high school, popular and pretty, and keeping her grades afloat despite often being deemed as an airhead with one too many distractions. but home life was strained, clear tension between she and her brother and the bonds with their parents, and by this point every interaction with her mother would end in upset or annoyance.

leaving for college was a breath of fresh air, eyes opened to other ways of life and learning to stand on her own two feet. majoring in business while her minor was fashion. but it wasn't too long before she began to feel the ache of missing the person who knew her best, her twin brother.

the summer before their junior year, they're able to have a conversation about their parents and all their feelings. it's too late to get her to chicago for the fall semester, but they do all they can and can successfully get her there for the spring.

once they graduated, they actually wanted to come back to florida. chicago was fun and nice, but damn, it was cold. and noa had greatly missed her father and wanted to attempt building bridges with her mother, still to not much avail. some people are simply meant to love each other without actually enjoying one another's solo company.

noa would spend a few years interning for some fashion brands before deciding that she wanted to work for herself, took the risk of setting up her childhood dream of finding peoples perfect match. soon her business was booming, and she still found the time to show off her fashion sense online, building up a following in all aspects of social media.

however, her own love life isn't where she would like it to be. parents setting a high standard of how love is supposed to be that she's found herself very particular. due to this she's been intimate with only two people, both of whom she had great feelings for.

random bits : loves to scrapbook and make vision boards, will use any excuse to go on a shopping spree or have a pamper night, owns way too many pairs of shoes and definitely starts getting ready hours before she has to be somewhere, with multiple outfit changes. has a very strict no kissing until the third date rules. more tba.

WANTED CONNECTIONS

a best friend, someone who not only indulges all her ideas but partakes. lots of pamper nights with wine too, and fashion shows galore ( the real kind and also the at home kind too )

first time/high school sweetheart, maybe they even tried to make it work when college rolled around but it was difficult to keep up with.

a more recent ex. perhaps it was a bit of a whirlwind and only lasted a year, maybe two. we can play around with why it ended.

a will they/won't they with someone so opposite/far from what she thinks she wants, yet behind the constant bickering there is clearly a spark.

a frenemy, they like each other but there's definitely some tension there.

clients.

that's all i've got for now ... but so much more.

c.

Again with my oc Noa (I just love him), and practicing how to color,,

scrunkly scoups

Untitled #173 by leowashington934 featuring an embroidered top

Alexander McQueen embroidered top, $2,650 / Dolce Gabbana blazer jacket / Dolce&Gabbana white pants / Noa leather bootie, $78 / Natalie B layered necklace, $60 / Lime crime lipstick

My Clemantis

So, here is my contribution to the fandom. I am absolutely obsessed with these two and I am happy to consume any content involving them. I had been thinking about how this particular scene from Princess Mononoke represented Noa and Mae so much and then I saw another account mention the exact same thing. They asked for fanart and I decided to answer! So this one is for all of my fellow shippers and those who also see the connection between these two and Ashitaka and San. ~ <3

It was you! I couldn’t remember exactly who the original poster was regarding the comparison of these two couples. It’s so funny because I was literally thinking about how alike they were when you made that first post comparing them and it inspired me to whip up some art based on that famous scene. I’m so glad that you like it. There needs to be more fanart of these two and, well, if you want something done then you just got to do it yourself.

So, here is my contribution to the fandom. I am absolutely obsessed with these two and I am happy to consume any content involving them. I had been thinking about how this particular scene from Princess Mononoke represented Noa and Mae so much and then I saw another account mention the exact same thing. They asked for fanart and I decided to answer! So this one is for all of my fellow shippers and those who also see the connection between these two and Ashitaka and San. ~ <3