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2 years ago

Batfamily time travel encounter but it's just a nice timeline.

Jason Todd: So who got to be Batman and fucked up everything because they got evil?

26 year old Damian Wayne: Nobody??? What the fuck?

Steph: So you telling us... There's no evil Batman? No one died?

Duke: Or got evil?

Dick: Or went rogue?

Steph: Or like I don't know- Like- There's like no ass to us to kick? To I don't know- fix up the time line?? No one to *gestures cutting a throat*

Jason: Not even Tim?

Tim: Okay fuck you-

Jason: sOMEONE HAD TO ASK-

26 year old Damian: No. No. No. No. And absolutely not. No one is going to kill Timothy, he's the best at what he does.

Tim, whispering: ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ


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2 years ago

Batfamily time travel encounter but it's just a nice timeline.

Dick: Ok. Got it. Not Batman. So what do you do.

Future!Damian: I'm the leader of the league.

Bruce: I-

Future!Damian: Not that league. Before you rise your hopes.

Tim: AHA!

Steph: You said no one went Rogue!

Future!Damian: I'm not a rogue. Don't underestimate me. I rebuilt the League from the scratch, as my blood right. We're branch of inside operations from Gotham.

Dick: What about Talia?

Future!Damian: We... Sort our differences out.

Silence.

Future!Damian: Okay, we had a duel till death.

Everyone:

Future!Damian: Which I spared her. She still disappointed. It's like I'm the Jason of the Al Ghul family.

Jason: Okay go fuck yourself.


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2 years ago

Batfamily time travel encounter but it's just a nice timeline.

Jason: Who the fuck is Terry?

Future!Damian (looks at Bruce):

Dick: Oh my fucking-

Jason: of course he did- WHY WOULDN'T HE?! MR. CAN'T-FUCKING-SEE-AN-ORPHAN–

Future!Damian: Actually, Terry is not adopted.

Dick:

Tim:

Jason:

Jason: ʜᴇ ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴀᴍᴇ ᴍɪꜱᴛᴀᴋᴇꜱ- I can't-


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