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When someone else brushes your hair for you and it hurts way more than when you do it yourself.

(A random DW Skit idea I had to write down because it's hilarious in my opinion)

Suzie: Hey, Quincy?

Quincy: What is it?

Suzie: Can you brush my hair? I've been trying to get into the habit recently, but I can't seem to get the brush through.

*Proceeds to show her knotted hair to Quincy*

Quincy: OH MY LOUIS, WHAT IS THAT??

Suzie: My hair, why?

Quincy: WE NEED TO FIX THAT MESS RIGHT AWAY! NO DILLY DALLYING, CHOP CHOP!

Suzie: Okay, rude much- WOAH!

A few minutes later...

TJ: I'm back and I got us some snacks from-

Suzie: AHH!!

TJ: HOLY SHIT!

Quincy: SUZIE! Hold still, I'm trying to untangle this RIFFRATS NEST that is your hair at the moment.

TJ: What did I just walk in on?

Suzie: I asked Quincy if he could- ow... help me brush my hair- OW! Now I'm not so sure if I want him to be the one to do it anymore.

Quincy: Well it's too late for you to change your mind now, because I shall not cease until every last knot and tangle has been purged!

TJ: Dude, you look like you're ripping her hair out.

Quincy: Wha- DON'T BLAME ME, HER HAIR IS LONGER AND MORE DIFFICULT TO UNRAVEL!

TJ: Doesn't mean you should yank on it full force, man.

Quincy: How else am I going to brush between the strands?

TJ: Brush between the- That is literally the same thing!

Quincy: What do you mean?

TJ: Like... why would you be worried about not brushing between the strands... when a brush already does that by default??

Quincy: I don't follow.

Suzie: OW! QUINCY!! CAN YOU STOP PULLING MY HAIR?!

Quincy: If you don't want it to hurt, then STOP MOVING!

*TJ takes a deep breath, listening to the two of them argue as he suddenly gets an idea*

TJ: You got a comb?

Quincy: There's one on the dresser, why?

TJ: Can I borrow it?

Quincy: I don't suppose why not...

TJ: Cool.

*He goes to grab a comb off the dresser before walking back towards Quincy*

TJ: You don't mind if I comb your hair, do you?

Quincy: What would possess you to wish to comb my hair?

TJ: No other reason than to help a homie out.

*Quincy considers for a moment*

Quincy: Fine, I'll allow it. But if I look into a mirror afterwards and find out you made a mess of my hair-

TJ: Cool it rich boy, nothing bad's gonna happen to your oh-so-luscious locks. Now keep your head still.

*TJ starts to comb Quincy's hair while Quincy is still brushing Suzie's with the same force as he did earlier, causing her to shout another 'OW!' in the process*

Quincy: Wow, this actually feels a lot nicer than I thought it would- OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

*TJ puts his hands up in mock surrender*

TJ: Sorry man, there's nothing I can do. Besides... how else am I gonna brush between the strands?