Never Feed Alistair To Spider Demon - Tumblr Posts

the fade in dao: wander aimlessly until you find different forms and cry into your game guides. jump into the fire a couple times, maybe that’ll help. the fade in da2: all your friends are assholes who betray you. the fade in dai: you are the asshole. choose your favorite child and betray the other one. stare in horror at your screen for twenty minutes. hate yourself.

me: im gonna save hawke

alistair: When I’m done here, we’ll be together again. Forever this time.

me: *shoves hawke into the fade* anyways