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Yo “Jaehyun” is literally me. I got into boy groups because of BTR and then to 1D. JB and The JB are good too I guess but BTR SLAPS and is better

Johnny: Mark what really inspired you to become an idol.

Mark: So it was a crisp Canadian morning and Justin Bieber: Never Say Never just rolled into theaters.

Johnny: Don't finish that thought I've heard all I need to hear.

Mark: Fine what about you since you're so much better.

Johnny: It was a few weeks after my 14th birthday when Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience was playing in my local cinema.

Mark: How is that different from mine.

Johnny: The Jonas Brothers are better. The original JB. What about you Jaehyun?

Jaehyun: I dunno but Big Time Rush kinda goes hard.

Johnny: Cause an empty room can be so loud. There's too many tears to drown them out. So hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

Mark: Love me, Love me. Say that you love me. Fool me, fool me. Oh how you do me. Kiss me, kiss me. Say that you miss me.

Jaehyun: Girl I'll be thinking about you worldwide, worldwide, worldwide

After seeing the dreamies yesterday, I lowkey kinda get why Jaemin has all his power 😳😅

Renjun: Good morning guys.

Haechan:it's not morning anymore.

Renjun: You know what fuck you. "it's not morning anymore" Go fuck yourself you self righteous bitch.

Jaemin: Oh no someone's cwanky! Will a hug make you feel better?

Renjun: Please don't

Jaemin: Get ready for a hug *hugs and pets Renjun* Don't worry its still morning.

Renjun: Yeah it's morning.

Jaemin: You're not wrong.

Renjun: I'm never wrong.

Jaemin: You're a pretty pretty boy.

Renjun: I'm a pretty pretty boy.

Haechan: Jaemin's power is terrifying.

Jeno: You're telling me Jisung woke up dressed as a victorian doll. Only Jaemin could do that.

I love this… also this is the sleep deprived line LOL

*Kpop leaders having a meeting*

Namjoon : Today we welcome a new member for our team, let me-

Hongjoong : *screaming from the corner* SINCE WHEN DID WE ALLOW CHILDREN IN HERE

Namjoon : I was about to get there-

Bangchan : Get where, I have enough kids already I can't take care of more.

Taeyong : *sitting in the corner, traumatized at the idea*

Namjoon : CAN YOU JUST LET ME INTRODUCE JUNGWON?

I love this song and this is hella funny 🤣

Johnny: There was Paramore, All Time Low and we thought mcr was forever

Yuta: There was Peirce the Veil , we the kings and Music still on MySpace.

Johnny: And Haechan and Chenle keep telling us that we're uncool.

Yuta: Cause we're still preoccupied with 2000, 2000, 2009.

Johnny: I hate time make it stop.

Yuta: One day fall out boy will be considered classic rock.

Johnny: And when did Brendon Urie become such a disappointed?

Yuta: 2014.

Johnny: You know what, I paid for extra meat on my sandwhich cause subway plays too much. They know damn well their bread is too thick for four thin slices of ham. I paid for more meat, and look at this they just smeared the meat on this damn bread.

Taeyong: Here, I'll just add more ham from the fridge.

Haechan: No, you will go down there and tell them to give you more ham.

Mark: Yeah you derseve all of the ham you paid for.

Taeil: Do you want more cheese? I got a pound of cheese from Subway.

Taeyong: How?

Taeil: Is it not a deli?

Johnny: It's whatever you want it to be Taeil, Like liars and cheats. Ham up my sandwhich Taeyong I'll eat it while I nap.

Taeyong: You have to really stop eating while you sleep, I caught Jungwoo and Chenle doing it too.

Johnny: Who do you think I learned it from? That Chenle is a genius