My Sister Is The Best - Tumblr Posts

Percy Jackson as things my sister has dared to voice:

Percy: That’s some Appley apple juice

Nico: Y’know with how small the chicken wings are, they’re probably just killing the babies

Annabeth: He’s kinda cute, I’m kinda warming up to him

Leo: Why is it the only time I’m part of a conversation in the group chat, it’s to defend myself??

Will: You’re not allowed spicy food because your kidney hates you.

Thalia: ive been eating too much vegetables and shit and like… I just need to poop

Jason: Why do the big cucumbers get sent to become pickles? Why can’t I just have a huge ass cucumber instead of it being sent to be soaked in vinegar??